**Official 2020 Iowa Hawkeye Football Offseason Thread**

[CurdMan]

 

[Nobody]

It's like they think they can just declare PTSD and cash checks.

I'm going straight to hell, but this was the first thing that came to mind after reading that:

 

[TJones3312]

Who is this clown

 

[KitKatApples]

The best part about this is him blatantly trying to make his so called “anti media mob” seem like they have no point other than to tear him down. Yes we know you’ve had no contact with Robert Green. That’s the whole point you haven’t had contact with anyone you’ve just retweeted one sided flammatory comments from other people not talked to them.

 

[ivan_drago]

I am not Jade. I celebrate his entire catalog - all the way to the catfish - but I am, unfortunately, not the hero you need.

 

[Monster]

Honestly, there's only a handful of folks here who could be Jade. It's not Doug. Doug has the ability, but the tone is all wrong. Same with Ivan. I don't want to insult anyone specifically, but some of the suggestions are impossible. Whoever Jade is, he (or she) is super smart, measured, thorough, and very well-informed on Iowa Hawkeye football. Plus, he/she has lots of time on his/her hands. That's why FiB comes to mind. The Dallas Fort Worth thing is a clue there. The Big Head brothers certainly could, but they wouldn't have the time necessary. I also considered Wendy. A few other possibilities, but this is a very short list.

 

[Hawk4Life94]

Honestly, there's only a handful of folks here who could be Jade. It's not Doug. Doug has the ability, but the tone is all wrong. Same with Ivan. I don't want to insult anyone specifically, but some of the suggestions are impossible. Whoever Jade is, he (or she) is super smart, measured, thorough, and very well-informed on Iowa Hawkeye football. Plus, he/she has lots of time on his/her hands. That's why FiB comes to mind. The Dallas Fort Worth thing is a clue there. The Big Head brothers certainly could, but they wouldn't have the time necessary. I also considered Wendy. A few other possibilities, but this is a very short list.

Bovert.

 

[Monster]

Bovert.

Another issue with tone.

 

[hoosh]

Jade is a former acting attorney general

 

[Monster]

Jade is a former acting attorney general

No.

 

[Greg Obrecht]

I’m down to two people based on certain words/phrases Jade uses in his tweets.

 

[CurdMan]

@BuffettHawk knows

 

[Monster]

I’m down to two people based on certain words/phrases Jade uses in his tweets.

Let's go.

 

[Soda Popinski]

Today Robert will release a player statement saying only black players were required to wear sick collars at practice.

 

[hawkeyealum]

I thought it could be Mikey.

 

[cloudhawk]

Well yeah, Parker already said that his caucasian teammates were allowed to pretty much do whatever they wanted

 

[Monster]

I thought it could be Mikey.

Yeah, it's someone certainly capable, but time would be an issue. Wasn't Jade tweeting in the middle of the night?

 

[BngHawk]

Yeah, it's someone certainly capable, but time would be an issue. Wasn't Jade tweeting in the middle of the night?

When one has small children, being awake the middle of the night is not uncommon

 

[cloudhawk]

The way you describe them being super smart, measured, thorough, and Hawk knowledgeable- that can only mean one person: Mr. Hawk

 

[KitKatApples]

Honestly, there's only a handful of folks here who could be Jade. It's not Doug. Doug has the ability, but the tone is all wrong. Same with Ivan. I don't want to insult anyone specifically, but some of the suggestions are impossible. Whoever Jade is, he (or she) is super smart, measured, thorough, and very well-informed on Iowa Hawkeye football. Plus, he/she has lots of time on his/her hands. That's why FiB comes to mind. The Dallas Fort Worth thing is a clue there. The Big Head brothers certainly could, but they wouldn't have the time necessary. I also considered Wendy. A few other possibilities, but this is a very short list.

Ok I get it it’s obviously not me.

 

[PoopyFaceTomatoNose]

I think he’s either Moby or HaloNews

 

[CamelTones]

If I lived in Gotham City, I wouldn’t want to know that Bruce Wayne is Batman.

Similarly in this situation, I don’t want to know who Jade is. I just want to know that they’re ready anytime that signal goes up.

 

[Will McCoy]

BBK is a worthy candidate

 

[Monster]

When one has small children, being awake the middle of the night is not uncommon

That's true. But it seems to me these late night tweets would take some time to develop.

BBK is a worthy candidate

I never thought of that, but yes.

 

[KitKatApples]

Yea but time zones

 

[Monster]

Yea but time zones

Lol

 

[Verbal]

Rev has issued no denial.

 

[Monster]

Could also be Legend12. In fact, he and FiB are my top 2.

 

[Hawkstrat]

I vote Iza is gay.

 

[Fair and Balanced]

Loog.

 

[Pedro]

Could also be Legend12. In fact, he and FiB are my top 2.

Legend came to mind, but Jade seems too reserved and calm to be Legend.

 

[Monster]

Loog.

No way.

 

[Monster]

Legend came to mind, but Jade seems too reserved and calm to be Legend.

But he absolutely can be that way.

 

[Pedro]

But he absolutely can be that way.

He certainly fits the rest of the criteria.

 

[turtley78]

Loog.

Whomever Jade is should've asked my Green if he was an ally, just to throw people here on Loog's scent.

 

[Hawkstrat]

Castic and Legend ride again.

Castic is sharp, witty, knowledgeable, handsome and probably bored.

Legend knows things and has the internet.

 

[BngHawk]

This was an actual serious situation. It called for care. He or she rightly avoided any obvious halo stuff even though it would have provided lulz to our highly-select five star community. Maybe Jade will do that a little later on.

 

[Orestes]

Is there a reason no one has suggested @thrawn? He’s smart and clever and willing to put in time for research. Tone probably fits, too.

 

[Harlan]

I will like all posts by the mystery poster going forward if they are revealed. Even if it’s Revo.

 

[Hawkstrat]

Feels like you need to be a bit trolly, so Thrawn doesn't really fit that mold.

 

[Monster]

Feels like you need to be a bit trolly, so Thrawn doesn't really fit that mold.

Not thrawn. He'd be sympathetic to Wadley.

 

[Monster]

Ok, top 3:

FiB
Beebs
Legend12

Let's go, fellas. Please provide evidence that it's not you. Otherwise, guilty.

 

[BngHawk]

It is none of those three. But it might be one of those three.

 

[Verbal]

Ok, top 3:

FiB
Beebs
Legend12

Let's go, fellas. Please provide evidence that it's not you. Otherwise, guilty.

Jade is a consumer of Iowa sports media. Neither Beebs or Fabby got time for that shit. Legend is a contrarian hack who would probably just as soon help Howe shovel dirt.

 

[Debit One]

Don’t overthink this.

It’s Doug.

 

[Greg Obrecht]

Look at who Jade follows on Twitter. Connect the dots from there....

 

[Herky823]

Don’t overthink this.

It’s Doug.

He’ll deny it, but thats exactly what Jade would do

 

[douglasbader]

Don’t overthink this.

It’s Doug.

It ain't me, boyz. As if I could go without taking the credit if it was.

 

[douglasbader]

I am flattered though you guys think some super smart, funny and devastatingly wicked Iowa loving fan would be me. I take it as a compliment and always knew Debit secretly liked me.

 

[Monster]

Look at who Jade follows on Twitter. Connect the dots from there....

I'm not seeing it.