**Official 2020 Iowa Hawkeye Football Offseason Thread**

[BngHawk]

Good way to spend your Saturday night.

Nice work if you can get it

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Fuck you.

If your mom doesn’t text me back I might

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Oh wait

 

[Herky823]

Fucking what? Is this the “I don’t see color” thing you people love to do?

What do you mean you people?

 

[KitKatApples]

Fags

 

[Creed]

Mean drunks are sad.

He’s only mean when he fucks your mother.

 

[HoundedHawk]

.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

I watch college football, because I can't stand the politics often associated with the NFL. Just give me some football to escape the crap show that is out there.

Now, we've got an Iowa football helmet with Black Lives Matter on the back. That's a racist, anti nuclear family, police hating organization. That's really not good.

I don't mind the words "Together," or "Love" or even if some weird decal. After all, I've got a weird one on mine in my avatar

But I really don't feel like watching something that politicized. It takes joy out for me, and that's why I watch. Yeah, I'm done watching until that is off Hawkeye helmets.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

And shut the fuck up about banning.

 

[BngHawk]

And shut the fuck up about banning.

No.

 

[Kamala]

And shut the fuck up about banning.

You

 

[Swingin' Dick Stanzi]

11 AM kick against Michigan State. Week 3 looks like a real shit sandwich for I am a giant douche football. The only decent game is Michigan vs. Indiana, and that’s on at the same time as the Iowa game.

 

[thrawn]

Four BTN games in a conference week? Did the league get bumped down for TV preferences due to delaying?

 

[sergeanthulka]

11 AM kick against Michigan State. Week 3 looks like a real shit sandwich for I am a giant douche football. The only decent game is Michigan vs. Indiana, and that’s on at the same time as the Iowa game.

Nebbie/Northwestern & Purdue vs. 3rd string QB Wisconsin will hold plenty of intrigue for me!!!

 

[HerkyHopeful]

This is kind of an off-season item

 

[Harlan]

I watch college football, because I can't stand the politics often associated with the NFL. Just give me some football to escape the crap show that is out there.

Now, we've got an Iowa football helmet with Black Lives Matter on the back. That's a racist, anti nuclear family, police hating organization. That's really not good.

I don't mind the words "Together," or "Love" or even if some weird decal. After all, I've got a weird one on mine in my avatar

But I really don't feel like watching something that politicized. It takes joy out for me, and that's why I watch. Yeah, I'm done watching until that is off Hawkeye helmets.

k bye

 

[sergeanthulka]

Wisconsin #3 QB has now reportedly tested positive.

Keep the faith, boys!!!

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Wisconsin QBs make out with each other. Who could have seen this coming.

 

[hawkeyealum]

It’s nice to see our man @Jimmie Dimmick up there becoming good friends with Jesus.

Jimmie and Jesus. Doing the lords work

 

[Gushawk]

How many tearful Iowa Football goodbyes is this for HoHa? 3?

 

[Gushawk]

In fairness, white grievance may be the one that sticks.

 

[Revolver]

If a bunch of ~20 year olds with messages approved by the conference on their helmets dissuades you from watching/enjoying a football game then you are a pussy and likely an asshole.

 

[Greg Obrecht]

HoHa is a cunt

 

[Shawneemicks]

The NW OL is pretty impressive. Iowa is going to have to commit 7 & many times 8 to improve on the 5ypc the Purdue fullback enjoyed. Even then, ugh

 

[Jim]

If a bunch of ~20 year olds with messages approved by the conference on their helmets dissuades you from watching/enjoying a football game then you are a pussy and likely an asshole.

No likely about it.

 

[rodg12]

I watch college football, because I can't stand the politics often associated with the NFL. Just give me some football to escape the crap show that is out there.

Now, we've got an Iowa football helmet with Black Lives Matter on the back. That's a racist, anti nuclear family, police hating organization. That's really not good.

I don't mind the words "Together," or "Love" or even if some weird decal. After all, I've got a weird one on mine in my avatar

But I really don't feel like watching something that politicized. It takes joy out for me, and that's why I watch. Yeah, I'm done watching until that is off Hawkeye helmets.

Bye, Bitch! Such a whiny lil Dumbfuck. No wonder you worship at the alter of Trump.

 

[Thanksgiving Dinner]

If a bunch of ~20 year olds with messages approved by the conference on their helmets dissuades you from watching/enjoying a football game then you are a pussy and likely an asshole.

The cloaca is what that's called, I believe.

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

 

[hawkeyealum]

My next door neighbor is putting an addition on his house and one the workers came over to talk last week when I was wearing an Iowa shirt. He grew up with Arland Bruce and they are still good friends. He says all their high school buddies are super excited to see him play and are going to plan a guys trip to Iowa City at some point.

 

[MikeyJoe]

My next door neighbor is putting an addition on his house and one the workers came over to talk last week when I was wearing an Iowa shirt. He grew up with Arland Bruce and they are still good friends. He says all their high school buddies are super excited to see him play and are going to plan a guys trip to Iowa City at some point.

Thanks for sharing.

 

[hawkeyealum]

Thanks for sharing.

You are welcome. I hope you enjoyed story time

 

[Dr. Zaius]

I enjoyed it

 

[Shawneemicks]

Here we go

 

[Fletch]

Uh oh.

Mountain West for clones if this happens?

 

[Debit One]

 

[Bob Sanders]

Uh oh.

Mountain West for clones if this happens?

Per a Cyfan poster, they are just going to win the natty and get invited themselves.

 

[Harlan]

Per a Cyfan poster, they are just going to win the natty and get invited themselves.

The SEC would be too top-heavy with ISU included. Parity is always good.

 

[KitKatApples]

Uh oh.

Mountain West for clones if this happens?

At best them or the AAC.

 

[Greg Obrecht]

Thatsashame.gif

 

[hawkimike]

I am sure that they will be just fine

 

[BuffettHawk]

 

[thrawn]

fwiw back when they named it Kinnick the UI president wanted Kinnick-Slater Stadium but got denied because he was black so they did the dorm instead

 

[douglasbader]

My first sexual encounter at Iowa was getting blown on the (I think) 7th floor of Slater.

What an honor. And yes, it was a woman.

 

[Mo T]

Duke would be proud.

 

[Pedro]

Duke Slater is just a great name.

 

[TH1974]

I'd prefer it be hyphenated as "Kinnick-Slater Stadium" rather than "Slater Field at Kinnick Stadium" if possible. Thx.

 

[TH1974]

Obviously Slater-Kinnick would sound way cooler, though.

 

[HerkyHopeful]

My first sexual encounter at Iowa was getting blown on the (I think) 7th floor of Slater.

What an honor. And yes, it was a woman.

7th floor was a male floor. Maybe it was a lady you met at studio

 

[TH1974]

 

[jquintana]

People of a certain age are going to think the field is named after this guy.