**Official 2022 Iowa Football Season Thread**

[Kerky]

We still talking about practice.

Perfect opportunity for a reporter to sack up and ask the question, "at what point does actual game performance enter into your evaluation?"

Oh and btw:

 

[MisterFalcon]

Seven offensive touchdowns.

This is where I mention that Incarnate Word scored 6 against Nevada.

 

[hawkeyealum]

I wonder if Spencer goes out at night in Iowa city or sits in his apartment in shame

 

[Skinny Skier]

This is where I mention that Incarnate Word scored 6 against Nevada.

Tell me you mean six points not touchdowns

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Tell me you mean six points not touchdowns

I think you already know the answer

 

[Uli Kunkel]

When I hear Kirk's son, Kirk’s son, Brian Ferentz, say "touchdown/field goal situation" all I can think of is Bob Bowlsby talking about Steve Alford's postseason "March situations." And both have equal success.

 

[Stu Beagle]

I wonder if Spencer goes out at night in Iowa city or sits in his apartment in shame

I got a friend who ran into him downtown over the Summer and was told he was not lacking any confidence

 

[hawkeyealum]

I hate him even more

 

[Dr. Zaius]

I got a friend who ran into him downtown over the Summer and was told he was not lacking any confidence

He must be pretty prepared to go pro in something other than sports

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

 

[The Full Monte]

I hate them

 

[Shawneemicks]

Perfect opportunity for a reporter to sack up and ask the question, "at what point does actual game performance enter into your evaluation?"

Oh and btw:

View attachment 40985

This should be HALOs Home Screen.

 

[Alan Lomax]

I’ve been way out ahead of the terrible passing inside the red zone! Feel like my hate paid off a little bit with that article.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Good job

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

AZmess
Loved and Defended The Criminal and Kirk’s son, Brian Ferentz Until the Bitter End

 

[L. Wade Childress]

They make everything so hard on themselves.

“We design our playbook so every shape on paper actually means something else. We also put everything in a foreign language that no players or coaches understand, in case it ends up in the wrong hands. We don’t want the lives of our staff to be at risk in a kidnapping situation”

 

[AZmessDAWG]

AZmess
Loved and Defended The Criminal and Kirk’s son, Kirk’s son, Brian Ferentz Until the Bitter End

Where do you get that from?

 

[Geese]

Where do you get that from?

Where don't you?

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Where don't you?

Go back and read dipshit

 

[tcondon]

Recording a mailbag! tonight for the podcast.

You know what to do.

 

[Hawkstrat]

Recording a mailbag! tonight for the podcast.

You know what to do.

What happens if you complete a pass to a player already standing in the endzone?

 

[AZmessDAWG]

What happens if you complete a pass to a player already standing in the endzone?

 

[snips]

When I hear Kirk's son, Kirk’s son, Kirk’s son, Kirk’s son, Brian Ferentz,

holy hell, that's funny... 'Kirk's son'
Kirk’s son, Brian Ferentz! Kirk’s son, Brian Ferentz! Kirk's son Kirk’s son, Brian Ferentz!

 

[PoopyFaceTomatoNose]

Recording a mailbag! tonight for the podcast.

You know what to do.

Are touchdowns too risky? If, by some act of god, Iowa gets in to field goal range, should they just kick on 1st down?

 

[BngHawk]

Recording a mailbag! tonight for the podcast.

You know what to do.

Who has a weirder looking Penus? Spencer Petras or Kirk’s son, Brian Ferentz?

If you ask this, I will make a 100 dollar donation to the charity of your choice.

 

[Geese]

What's your guess for how many yards the offense gains Saturday?

 

[AZmessDAWG]

What's your guess for how many yards the offense gains Saturday?

Below their average

 

[Dr. Zaius]

What's your guess for how many yards the offense gains Saturday?

37

 

[kmurp]

What's your guess for how many yards the offense gains Saturday?

Same or better than vs. Michigan.

 

[chafedHawk]

37

-16

 

[HawkBall23]

Recording a mailbag! tonight for the podcast.

You know what to do.

(too late, I know, but dfc)

Hey Brian, what's the upside to being the worst OC in the country?

 

[Hawkmi]

Brian & Spence one final ride 2023!
#cantwait

 

[AZmessDAWG]

FTR I no longer support Kirk’s son, Brian Ferentz and I’m barely supporting KF. If he retires I would be relieved and excited for the future.

Thank you all for listening.

 

[HerkyHopeful]

At one point does Brian assume the title of the Criminal?

 

[HSP_Hawk]

In terms of offensive performance, Kirk’s son, Brian Ferentz should already have it.

 

[The Dad]

At one point does Brian assume the title of the Criminal?

Correct.

 

[WCFHawkeye]

"Kirk's criminal son, BF."

 

[BngHawk]

I don’t think it’s possible to replace Todd. If Todd is Hitler, Kirk’s son, Brian Ferentz is Jeffrey Dahmer.

 

[KitKatApples]

A homosexual cannibal?

 

[The Dad]

A homosexual cannibal?

He drives me crazy.

 

[BngHawk]

A homosexual cannibal?

 

[champion_thedrinker]

"Kirk's criminal son, BF."

Gotta get racist in there too.

 

[CleteyColgate]

"Kirk's criminal son, BF."

I thought he moved out of public housing years ago?

 

[brantshawks]

Related.

 

[Shawneemicks]

That was the Iowa OL I bet.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Related.

yes, this is Iowa's problem

 

[CleteyColgate]

Related.

"LET THE CHILDREN COME TO ME"

JESUS CAN'T BE STOPPED AND NEEDS NO BLOCKERS

 

[Dr. Zaius]

How much more money is Kirk’s son, Brian Ferentz going to steal from the university?

 

[Shawneemicks]

As much as Gary let’s him

 

[Debit One]

How much more money is Kirk’s son, Kirk’s son, Brian Ferentz going to steal from the university?

What anyone makes is the least of our problems.

Brian paying the U of I $900,000 per year for the privilege of being the OC would not make me feel any better.