**Official 2022 Iowa Football Season Thread**

[Gushawk]

This is cool, to me

 

[The Full Monte]

You’re a gigantic dumbfuck. Tremendous.

I laughed when ol Cletely got himself permabanned from 247 a couple weeks ago. Literally the most laid back mods ever and Cletey managed to be the one person to piss them off enough to get himself banned indefinitely. Impressive in a way

 

[CleteyColgate]

I laughed when ol Cletely got himself permabanned from 247 a couple weeks ago. Literally the most laid back mods ever and Cletey managed to be the one person to piss them off enough to get himself banned indefinitely. Impressive in a way

If you notice, they rub their balls for every recruit to go to Iowa. They excite the masses and then blame the process for being fucked up and against Iowa when they're wrong.

 

[Bob Sanders]

If you notice, they rub their balls for every recruit to go to Iowa. They excite the masses and then blame the process for being fucked up and against Iowa when they're wrong.

 

[The Full Monte]

If you notice, they rub their balls for every recruit to go to Iowa. They excite the masses and then blame the process for being fucked up and against Iowa when they're wrong.

You gotta be fucking kidding me…..

 

[Gushawk]

 

[CleteyColgate]

#WalkonU

 

[Creed]

Literally just run the ball for 5 or 6 yards per attempt please. The QB sucks. The WRs are going to suck. Just make a small hole and have the RB go hard at it before he gets tripped up.

 

[Renegade_ofFunk]

At this point they could have a guy that looks like George Castanza at the WR position and I don’t care as long as they find a way to get production. Especially since for some reason every has to be hurt all the time.

 

[Hawkmi]

He ain't got no fucking receivers to throw to. Iowa is bragging about walkons that will be forced to play a major role.

 

[CleteyColgate]

Literally just run the ball for 5 or 6 yards per attempt please. The QB sucks. The WRs are going to suck. Just make a small hole and have the RB go hard at it before he gets tripped up.

Big 10 defenses will have no answer for a one dimensional offense

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

Big 10 defenses will have no answer for a one dimensional offense

Last year, the Big 10 even had an answer for a no dimensional offense.

 

[ivan_drago]

On the way to Kinnick, my three year old yelled “Daddy play the Hawkeye song,” and started clapping in unison when I turned on Back in Black.

I did it right.

 

[Fritz Fequiere]

Will Parker make history and trot out not one but two white cornerbacks on a top 5 in the country defense? I think the season ends with Dejean at corner and Nwampka at cash.

 

[CleteyColgate]

At this point they could have a guy that looks like George Castanza at the WR position and I don’t care as long as they find a way to get production. Especially since for some reason every has to be hurt all the time.

Peyton Manning would struggle passing with our weapons, or lack thereof

 

[Hawkstrat]

Peyton Manning would struggle passing with our weapons, or lack thereof

Well, he's pretty old.

 

[Monster]

Literally just run the ball for 5 or 6 yards per attempt please. The QB sucks. The WRs are going to suck. Just make a small hole and have the RB go hard at it before he gets tripped up.

Yeah, that would be, uh, pretty great if only Iowa could do that.

 

[Geese]

Literally just run for TDs every drive c'mon dummies this isn't calculus!!

 

[wondergrape]

 

[MikeyJoe]

Yeah, that would be, uh, pretty great if only Iowa could do that.

That's sound great. I'll take that.

 

[Monster]

Someone get Kirk’s son, Brian Ferentz on the horn.

 

[UnKnOwN_SeRb]

On the way to Kinnick, my three year old yelled “Daddy play the Hawkeye song,” and started clapping in unison when I turned on Back in Black.

I did it right.

Why did you turn it on?


good job, btw.

 

[Will McCoy]

If there were ever a year to use 2 TE sets 90% of the time, this would be that year.

And 3 TE sets the other 10%. No punting.

 

[cloudhawk]

Welp....

 

[Hawkstrat]

Iowa should replace WRs and the QB with fullbacks and just smash into people. They won't score very often, but it would be a fun and different way to not score often.

 

[Debit One]

I know, you’re just the messenger, but dammit!!!

 

[Hawk24]

 

[Hawk24]

 

[CleteyColgate]

Welp....

Defensive backs are the only ones open

 

[douglasbader]

Welp....

Welp? This is fantastic. We already know that Labas must fucking blow if he can't beat out the 2 shitty clowns ahead of him. Carson May and Fat Marco are the next hope.

 

[ivan_drago]

Fat Marco. Lol.

 

[Hawk24]

 

[Hawk24]

 

[Hawk24]

 

[Hawk24]

 

[Hawk24]

 

[Hawk24]

 

[The Dad]

Super innovative.

 

[ddevries]

Super innovative.

Bizarre personnel packages aren’t what win games.

 

[BuffettHawk]

 

[HerkyHopeful]

After Rob was done talking with way-too-small-khakis guy, he was taking photos pre-practice of players signing autographs with kids. I wish I had told him "stop taking pictures of my kids pervert", but didn't think kids day was the proper setting for that joke.

 

[HerkyHopeful]

The kids day activities outside of the stadium were pretty lame. Fun celebration for the kids captains this year though.

I didn't see much of the practice since I was chasing my kids around, but Padilla looks like a midget out there. All the QBs were incredibly unimpressive throwing passes early on the receivers lightly jogging.

LeVars kid was out there helping him with practice, what class is he? I'd imagine if he's good he's coming to Iowa.

The last thing I found quite intriguing was Dejean as the FG holder. Not having a punter do it is nice, and Dejean being a high school QB and phenomenal athlete is a nice change of pace

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

Only the #3 prospect from Iowa in the '22 class per Cylights tho.

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

Also it sounds like Graves being ready a DT means that Van Nessa can play at DE full time, which is going to be awesome.

 

[RecreationalGynecologist]

Only the #3 prospect from Iowa in the '22 class per Cylights tho.

In all fairness, Cylights is a self proclaimed Twitter expert (idiot).

Karson Sharar is going to be a star. His dad was a heck of an athlete too, played summer basketball against him a few times.

 

[MailmanCliff]

The kids day activities outside of the stadium were pretty lame. Fun celebration for the kids captains this year though.

I didn't see much of the practice since I was chasing my kids around, but Padilla looks like a midget out there. All the QBs were incredibly unimpressive throwing passes early on the receivers lightly jogging.

LeVars kid was out there helping him with practice, what class is he? I'd imagine if he's good he's coming to Iowa.

The last thing I found quite intriguing was Dejean as the FG holder. Not having a punter do it is nice, and Dejean being a high school QB and phenomenal athlete is a nice change of pace

LeVars kid is a sophomore at West

 

[Bob Sanders]

Will Parker make history and trot out not one but two white cornerbacks on a top 5 in the country defense? I think the season ends with Dejean at corner and Nwampka at cash.

You have a vivid imagination.

Dejean was the clear starting Cash today along with filling in as the 4th corner with Moss and Harris out. Nwankpa was entirely at FS today and looked pretty damn good, he could push for the starting spot.

 

[turtley78]

 

[Talkin' Goat]

I enjoyed seeing these tweets next to each other in my timeline.

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

Petras I think only played in 3rd down scenario stuff.