**Official 2022 Iowa Football Season Thread**

[CleteyColgate]

I enjoyed seeing these tweets next to each other in my timeline.

I feel bad for Halo's golden boy, Labas

 

[Fair and Balanced]

Can nolook remember if he cried?

 

[Lee Beevers]

I feel bad for Halo's golden boy, Labas

I’m going to take a piss on your face, Clete.

 

[Greg Obrecht]

I’m going to take a piss on your face, Clete.

We, Mav

 

[Monster]

I’m going to take a piss on your face, Clete.

You might be giving him exactly what he wants.

 

[Hawkstrat]

In that case, I vow to never piss in his face!

 

[Lee Beevers]

You might be giving him exactly what he wants.

Oh.

 

[Alan Lomax]

Sounds like we have all bases covered. Good!

 

[Stu Beagle]

Was there as well today. I’ll say this about Petras. He doesn’t appear as scrawny and no longer looks like he’s 17

 

[KitKatApples]

Does he look like a shitty QB still?

 

[The Full Monte]

Ok look, I know hope is dangerous and all…..but if….IF the game has finally slowed down for Spencer…we might be in for a really really fun season.

OL SHOULD be better. The running game SHOULD be better. Defense is nasty.

If Spencer finally does put it all together…….

I think what I’m saying is….Hawks are going 15-0 and Spence wins the Heisman and Skinky goes blind in sculpture park early January

 

[Monster]

Ok look, I know hope is dangerous and all…..but if….IF the game has finally slowed down for Spencer…we might be in for a really really fun season.

OL SHOULD be better. The running game SHOULD be better. Defense is nasty.

If Spencer finally does put it all together…….

I think what I’m saying is….Hawks are going 15-0 and Spence wins the Heisman and Skinky goes blind in sculpture park early January

He won't. He sucks. He's the worst qb in Iowa Hawkeye history.

 

[Talkin' Goat]

He won't. He sucks. He's the worst qb in Iowa Hawkeye history.

 

[Lee Beevers]

He won't. He sucks. He's the worst qb in Iowa Hawkeye history.

Oh

 

[KitKatApples]

He won't. He sucks. He's the worst qb in Iowa Hawkeye history.

I don’t think stinky plays for Iowa. He went to Iowa state if memory serves

 

[TJones3312]

You might be giving him exactly what he wants.

NTTAWWT

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

Ok look, I know hope is dangerous and all…..but if….IF the game has finally slowed down for Spencer…we might be in for a really really fun season.

OL SHOULD be better. The running game SHOULD be better. Defense is nasty.

If Spencer finally does put it all together…….

I think what I’m saying is….Hawks are going 15-0 and Spence wins the Heisman and Skinky goes blind in sculpture park early January

I don’t have any coaches shorts or anything, but the offense looked cleaner to me than what I remember of these scrimmages.

 

[HerkyHopeful]

He won't. He sucks. He's the worst qb in Iowa Hawkeye history.

He was overthrowing and under throwing receivers who were uncovered and lightly jogging in warm ups.

 

[Mr. Hawk]

The season really needs to get here.

 

[CleteyColgate]

He won't. He sucks. He's the worst qb in Iowa Hawkeye history.

According to the stats from yesterday's scrimmage, he's not the worst

 

[winmac]

According to the stats from yesterday's scrimmage, he's not the worst

 

[Alan Lomax]

Remember, we’re not asking for a top ten offense, not even top 50. If iowa can have a top 80 offense, choo choo motherfuckers.

 

[The Dad]

Good interview with this article. Funny the only time Kirk’s panties truly get wet is when he gets to talk about the kickers.

https://www.hawkcentral.com/story/sports/college/iowa/football/2022/08/14/iowa-football-running-back-depth-chart-2022-optimism-after-scrimmage/10308468002/

*he’s excited about Graves too.

 

[Hawk24]

Anyone here know to pronounce “Jaziun?” Is it like “Jason” with a Z?

 

[The Dad]

Anyone here know to pronounce “Jaziun?” Is it like “Jason” with a Z?

Kirk called him Jazz.

 

[Monster]

Anyone here know to pronounce “Jaziun?” Is it like “Jason” with a Z?

I think it's Jism.

 

[douglasbader]

 

[Alan Lomax]

Sounds like quite a room.

 

[ivan_drago]

Kids day is fun. The best part is seeing some vile turd, childless, walking around in a custom jersey carrying 25 posters.

 

[CleteyColgate]

Because you all think you're fucking geniuses

 

[Debit One]

Kids day is fun. The best part is seeing some vile turd, childless, walking around in a custom jersey carrying 25 posters.

Did you say hi to @Hawk&Balls?

 

[Fair and Balanced]

Did you say hi to @Hawk&Balls?

I was thinking Bob.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Was there as well today. I’ll say this about Petras. He doesn’t appear as scrawny and no longer looks like he’s 17

somehow, Joe Wieskamp and Spencer Petras graduated from high school the same year

 

[The Tin Man]

I think it's Jism.

 

[neshawk]

Isn't LeVars

Kids day is fun. The best part is seeing some vile turd, childless, walking around in a custom jersey carrying 25 posters.

Pat Harty?

 

[The Full Monte]

Because you all think you're fucking geniuses

For something like two decades, thousands of fans with a variety of experience, knowledge, and connections to the program of all manage to coexist on this board discussing Hawkeye football

you’ve managed a fairly rare distinction of being universally detested on nearly every one of those message boards

you’re right. It’s everyone ELSE that’s the issue.

 

[BVHawk95]

For something like two decades, thousands of fans with a variety of experience, knowledge, and connections to the program of all manage to coexist on this board discussing Hawkeye football

you’ve managed a fairly rare distinction of being universally detested on nearly every one of those message boards

you’re right. It’s everyone ELSE that’s the issue.

Pretty elite company. IowaLaw is the only other I can think of.

 

[turtley78]

somehow, Joe Wieskamp and Spencer Petras graduated from high school the same year

Joe was born in August 1999. Spencer was born in November 1999. Hope that helps.

 

[KitKatApples]

Are you saying they’re the same age?

 

[turtley78]

Nearly

 

[UnKnOwN_SeRb]

Are you saying they’re the same age?

Depends when in August Joe was born.

 

[KitKatApples]

What time zones though?

 

[BBK]

I enjoyed seeing these tweets next to each other in my timeline.

He's always been good in practice and it hasnt correlated into actual games.

Have these dipshit fuckin dickwads not been paying attention?

 

[AZmessDAWG]

What time zones though?

Not sure

 

[KitKatApples]

oh

 

[Verbal]

Two strong traditions on display here:

1. Iowa DB getting a turnover
2. Terrible mid 90s music on the Kinnick speakers.

 

[Truant]

Two strong traditions on display here:

1. Iowa DB getting a turnover
2. Terrible mid 90s music on the Kinnick speakers.

3. Iowa QB staring at his intended receiver from the snap of the ball.

 

[Stu Beagle]

Two strong traditions on display here:

1. Iowa DB getting a turnover
2. Terrible mid 90s music on the Kinnick speakers.

The playlist Saturday was awful and it’s the same one they have used since 2010

 

[nikolausp]

The playlist Saturday was awful and it’s the same one they have used since 2010

What was the 2009 playlist like?

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

I ONLY WANNA BE WITH YOU-HOOO!