**Official 2022 Iowa Football Season Thread**

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This type of stuff is horse shit. Most non retards (@Kamala this is not you lately) don’t want tons of changes. They want Kirk to understand we have the worst quarterback in FBS and that the alternatives on the roster can only be equally as bad and not worse. So why not see if they’re actually better?
 

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Certainly not QBs or WRs.

The lack of personnel at key positions in year 24 is inexcusable. The staff knew what they had last year and did nothing in response. In the era of the transfer portal it’s especially inexcusable.
Iowa seems to be loaded at certain positions and bankrupt at others.

then again….we jerked off all summer long over how deep the DLine was only to have Louie Stec playing snaps in week 2
 

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I hate to break this to you, but this isn't bottom or even close to it. Bottom will begin when the full weight of Kirk's dumbfuckery re: Petras (and Brian) is felt. It'll probably start with a huge number of transfers. Plus, they'll lose Campbell and Moss to the NFL.

Iowa is getting clowned by everyone. Recruiting is going to become brutal and it's not like Iowa has been great in that regard even when their HC wasn't a punchline.
Iowa’s offense has been clowned on for years, as mentioned i think iowa fans largely thought, “it’s just slow it down, defense and special teams be great, and offense efficient and win games.” Iowa’s offense hasn’t been efficient for years, and we had two receivers bail and get replaced by a patriot league tight end. While also giving the overwhelmed offensive coordinator the quarterbacks, and supposedly simplifying the offense. Well, two games in against an FCS team, and iowa state in Kinnick and the offense is fucking pathetic and the quarterback blows and it’s “business as usual.” That’s bad.

How many times have opponents crossed the 50 without a turnover from Petras this season? Is it twice? How fucking great does the defense need to be?
 

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Certainly not QBs or WRs.

The lack of personnel at key positions in year 24 is inexcusable. The staff knew what they had last year and did nothing in response. In the era of the transfer portal it’s especially inexcusable.
WR recruiting has been subpar. The QB recruiting has been bad bc of a series of guys turning out to not be that good but were decently rated.
 

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Rated decent because of potential, development has been lacking
 

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Which again exposes the coaches on offense for the results they’ve been getting.
 

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Portal gods willing.
Any sane rational person would think he'd want to pair an even below average offense to go with great defense and STs, putting his team in play for a NY6 bowl, but what does this armchair QB know?
 

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Most people don't want wholesale changes. They want Kirk to make the changes necessary to drag the offense up to sub-par.

The only reason wholesale changes would need to be made would be if Kirk refused to do it.
He should list team offense and defense rankings.
 

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Most people don't want wholesale changes. They want Kirk to make the changes necessary to drag the offense up to sub-par.

The only reason wholesale changes would need to be made would be if Kirk refused to do it.
Perhaps that fella doesn’t know “wholesale” doesn’t equal “play just well below average offense, not dead fucking last offense.”
 

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And with an offense playing so pathetically, it is strange to not let a backup quarterback try to do something to spark the offense. Especially when Spencer has so much experience already. It’s not like you’re breaking in a new starter and he needs all the reps he can get.
 

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If the Spark doesn't work. He can always put Spence back in.

You know, because he is the Head coach
 

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Lol that still think banks was the better option in 2001.

McCann was huge for the program at the time, and he’s basically hated for it.
 

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What game does Banks lose that Kyle won?
 

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This type of stuff is horse shit. Most non retards (@Kamala this is not you lately) don’t want tons of changes. They want Kirk to understand we have the worst quarterback in FBS and that the alternatives on the roster can only be equally as bad and not worse. So why not see if they’re actually better?
Firsr, I appreciate the inclusion of “lately”. Thank you for that.

2nd, I don’t want wholesale changes either. My best case scenario is that he completely revamps the offense into something serviceable and everything else is bau. However, my belief is that he will not do that. And if that is a case I would rather Kirk leave than continue in with this horrible, unwatchable product.
 

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I don’t think it’s a slam dunk that the team has measurably more success that year with Banks at QB, but I also don’t think there’s much chance at all they have less.
 

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Iowa’s offense has been clowned on for years, as mentioned i think iowa fans largely thought, “it’s just slow it down, defense and special teams be great, and offense efficient and win games.” Iowa’s offense hasn’t been efficient for years, and we had two receivers bail and get replaced by a patriot league tight end. While also giving the overwhelmed offensive coordinator the quarterbacks, and supposedly simplifying the offense. Well, two games in against an FCS team, and iowa state in Kinnick and the offense is fucking pathetic and the quarterback blows and it’s “business as usual.” That’s bad.

How many times have opponents crossed the 50 without a turnover from Petras this season? Is it twice? How fucking great does the defense need to be?
Iowa State had drives of 38, 49, 76, and 99 yards that all crossed midfield.
 

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Multiple media people have said Banks only knew roughly 10 plays in 2001 which was an era of football that somewhat required more knowledge than today.
 

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I don’t think it’s a slam dunk that the team has measurably more success that year with Banks at QB, but I also don’t think there’s much chance at all they have less.
The offense moved much better when Banks came in for McCann. Then worse when McCann came back in.
 

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Iowa State had drives of 38, 49, 76, and 99 yards that all crossed midfield.
So 4 times in 2 games. Iowa’s earned zero points via offense(drives of 16 and 4 yards resulting in points), and the defense has given up midfield four fucking times.
 

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The offense moved much better when Banks came in for McCann. Then worse when McCann came back in.
Well when you only know “around 10 plays” it’s hard to accrue a sufficient “body of work”.
 

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Well when you only know “around 10 plays” it’s hard to accrue a sufficient “body of work”.
Then create easier plays and let the playmaker stay on the field.
 

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Kirk’s recent record also benefits greatly for being in the big ten west and a soft out of conference schedule every year
I get this logic but come on, he has no control over how good the other teams in the division are. There are 7 teams in the division and only 3 have won it in the last 8 years. In that timeframe he’s knocked off top 5 Penn State, top 5 Ohio State and top 5 Michigan along with a top 10 (at the time) Iowa State team.
 
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