**Official 2022 Iowa Football Season Thread**

[wondergrape]

Spence has thrown for more than 1 touchdown in 6 of 28 games (21%).

Spence has thrown for more than 0 touchdowns in 14 of 28 games (50%).

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Numbers don’t lie. Spence is the baddest of them all

 

[BluesHawk]

Nate threw for 4 TD's in that game.

Petras has thrown for 3 TD's in the last 13 games.

A garbage time end of the game TD against Michigan.

Near overthrow against Nevada, one of the worst teams in college football.

Sideways screen pass to LaPorta against Kentucky.

That's it. 3 TD's in 13 games.

This is so depressing.

 

[wondergrape]

Numbers don’t lie. Spence is the baddest of them all

BOAT

 

[MisterFalcon]

Spence has thrown for more than 0 touchdowns in 14 of 28 games (50%).

 

[rodg12]

Spence might be the worst thrower on the move I've ever seen. Especially to his left. He's absolute dogshit.

 

[cloudhawk]

Spence might be the worst thrower on the move I've ever seen. Especially to his left. He's absolute dogshit.

And Brian decides to roll him more....haha fuck

 

[Alan Lomax]

Spence might be the worst thrower on the move I've ever seen. Especially to his left. He's absolute dogshit.

It's fucking AMAZING how athletic Nate looks in that video. He wasn't a super athletic quarterback with great pocket presence. His nickname here was Fat Nate, because he was a big fat guy in the pocket with a big arm. Jesus fucking christ what Iowa Football has done to our view of quarterbacking and offense.

 

[Gushawk]

Spence might be the worst thrower on the move I've ever seen. Especially to his left. He's absolute dogshit.

every athletic aspect of his game other than throwing an object while standing is horrific - weak, slow, poor balance, unnatural movements

 

[Gushawk]

The worst optical assault by an Iowa player since lil lick. It disgusts me.

 

[nolookpass]

Spence aka lil Kurt

 

[Geese]

Spence has thrown for more than 1 touchdown in 6 of 28 games (21%).

But they're rolling on a lot of cylinders now. You should have seen them at practice this week

 

[Whatever]

Spencer is the perfect name for him.

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

The worst optical assault by an Iowa player since lil lick. It disgusts me.

I mean WTF is the coaching staff watching.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

I mean WTF is the coaching staff watching.

Practice, I guess

 

[kmurp]

Any time that Iowa is about to play at Illinois, I think of Nick Bell running all over them pumpkinheads...and that makes me happy.

That’s the standard. On the other side I remember 2008.

 

[Fair and Balanced]

Faggot is the perfect name for him.

Correct.

 

[Westside Ray Ray]

I love the commentary:

Despite dismal performance, Iowa AD gives offensive coordinator Brian Ferentz a vote of confidence

Five games into the season and nearly 75 games into Kirk’s son, Brian Ferentz's OC tenure, Iowa's offense ranks 119 spots behind its defense.

footballscoop.com

 

[Uli Kunkel]

This QB was more elusive than low (er) body fat Spencer.

 

[RecreationalGynecologist]

This QB was more elusive than low (er) body fat Spencer.

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He looks like HaLo’s QB

 

[B19Rob]

This QB was more elusive than low (er) body fat Spencer.

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RIP

 

[3rd Generation Hawk]

Lorenzan probably had a body fat percentage that was probably in the mid 40's, but he still felt the need for a flack jacket. Comical.

 

[KitKatApples]

Yea those pesky organs I tell ya

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Lorenzan probably had a body fat percentage that was probably in the mid 40's, but he still felt the need for a flack jacket. Comical.

maybe it held snacks

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

 

[kmurp]

And Brian decides to roll him more....haha fuck

Because the line sucks.

 

[iowa4ever20]

imagine how good Nate coulda been under the tutelage of QB whisperer Tony R..

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247sports.com

 

[BngHawk]

I’m going to find Tony R and fist him

 

[MikeyJoe]

But in Iowa has surrendered 24 points or fewer in 13 of its 20 losses since 2017.

FUCK

 

[snips]

offensive yardage is most overrated state in football? holy hell.

 

[snips]

 

[brantshawks]

That bow was not for you, yugo.

 

[OlePeep]

 

[Pipiyopee]

I’m surprised he didn’t just say points

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

"Win loss record"

 

[Fair and Balanced]

Dammit.

 

[Fair and Balanced]

I’m going to find Tony R and fist him

What’s wrong with you? Why would you reward that idiot?

 

[Fair and Balanced]

Fuck!

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Tony R is a poisonous bastard

 

[thrawn]

He’s the Rasputin of Iowa football

 

[Stu Beagle]

Tony R is a poisonous bastard

Never forget when Leistikow tried to sell the fans on him coming on staff

 

[champion_thedrinker]

At least Nebrantska looks terrible enough for Iowa to aw shucks themselves to a victory. Just need to snag a few more somewhere.

 

[Saul Berkley]

Spencer was elite in April tho

They don't call him Mr. April for nothing!

 

[brantshawks]

My daughter has a 2 day cheer competition in Minneapolis on the weekend the Hawks are up there. Not one of the other faggy cheer dads I invited said they would go the the football game on Saturday with me.



"My wife would kill me."



Henpecked.

 

[C-3PO]

My daughter has a 2 day cheer competition in Minneapolis on the weekend the Hawks are up there. Not one of the other faggy cheer dads I invited said they would go the the football game on Saturday with me.

"My wife would kill me."

Henpecked.

These guys are probably making the right call. I’m sure they are blaming it on their wife but deep down they don’t want to subject themselves to Petras in Minnesota.

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

These guys are probably making the right call. I’m sure they are blaming it on their wife but deep down they don’t want to subject themselves to Petras in Minnesota.

I think I would rather drink and watch Petras.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

My daughter has a 2 day cheer competition in Minneapolis on the weekend the Hawks are up there. Not one of the other faggy cheer dads I invited said they would go the the football game on Saturday with me.



"My wife would kill me."



Henpecked.

Sorry that none of the other husbands have a second ticket and no one to go with.

 

[C-3PO]

I think I would rather drink and watch Petras.

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

Look, I don’t enjoy watching this offense, but indoor cheer competition with screaming girls and terrible music seems pretty bad.

 

[snips]

'faggy cheer dads'.... there's an oxymoron for ya.