**Official 2022 Iowa Football Season Thread**

[douglasbader]

Wait, we’re expecting the Iowa media people like Rob Howe, The Gazette SJW dorks, et al who masturbated furiously over the medium steak / racism stuff to take a stance in opposition to something like “equality” and Title IX? Ok.

Except most of them have already took a stance as of last night.

 

[douglasbader]

PWNED.

 

[Mr. Hawk]

Steppe, Vanessa Miller and Rob Howe will not be amongst them, if I had to guess.

 

[douglasbader]

Steppe, Vanessa Miller and Rob Howe will not be amongst them, if I had to guess.

Way to go out on a limb there, Squawk!

 

[Natty Bumppo]

Wait, we’re expecting the Iowa media people like Rob Howe, The Gazette SJW dorks, et al who masturbated furiously over the medium steak / racism stuff to take a stance in opposition to something like “equality” and Title IX? Ok.

The Media! The Media!

 

[Geese]

Steppe, Vanessa Miller and Rob Howe will not be amongst them, if I had to guess.

Harty is on our side so things would get taken care of soon

 

[shoot-the-three]

Harty is on our side so things would get taken care of soon

Yes, around noon after he wake and bakes.

 

[Fair and Balanced]

The Media! The Media!

They are the real story here.

 

[Talkin' Goat]

Watching Outback Bowl against MSU on BTN. Hockenson had already won Mackey. 0 targets thru 3 quarters. Makes total sense.

 

[KitKatApples]

He was wide open for a TD on the Stanley pick

 

[Talkin' Goat]

He was wide open for a TD on the Stanley pick

Do you by chance know who was the OC for that game?

 

[KitKatApples]

I believe Kirk’s son, Brian Ferentz

 

[Natty Bumppo]

Fuck everything

 

[HerkyHopeful]

6 years of dipshit QBs with dipshit OCs will do that to ya, Natty

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Remind me who won that game again.

 

[The Dad]

Remind me who won that game again.

Why, are you fucking retarded?

 

[douglasbader]

Yes, let's cry about a game that Iowa beat a Top 15 team loaded with NFL players.

 

[fossilhawk]

Yes, let's cry about a game that Iowa beat a Top 15 team loaded with NFL players.

And a QB who threw more TDs in two of his three years starting than Petras has in his entire career.

 

[douglasbader]

The Dad and his band of fucking retards have really raised the quality of multiple threads lately.

 

[Mr. Hawk]

That’s a goddamn straight up call out.

 

[Alan Lomax]

And a QB who threw more TDs in two of his three years starting than Petras has in his entire career.

Brian’s biggest fault isn’t having a poorly structured and overly complex offense, but those things are faults. It’s his misses at quarterback recruiting.

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

Brian’s biggest fault isn’t having a poorly structured and overly complex offense, but those things are faults. It’s his misses at quarterback recruiting.

Don't forget his repugnant personality that endears him to no one.

 

[The Dad]

The Dad and his band of fucking retards have really raised the quality of multiple threads lately.

For the record, I very much enjoyed the Hawkeyes winning that bowl game.

 

[Lee Beevers]

Until The Dad puts me in the group text I fear this retardation will continue to spill onto HawkeyeLounge.com

 

[The Full Monte]

 

[The Dad]

Doug is so worked up about the group text and the fact someone has actual, real life friends, that I’ve got him white knighting Iowa State and Da Dawg and flailing about in almost every thread.

 

[Brad Wesley]

I’m sure Fran is happy to explain to Barta how this is going work. I’d enjoy listening to that conversation.

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

The group-text tards are acting like the biggest bitches in the entire world. Except @6deuce, so maybe he isn’t in the chick-clique

 

[SteadyEddy]

Watched that bowl game at a bar on the beach in Clearwater doing tequila shots with random fellow hawk fans. Some good strong memories for a game and a season that really didn't matter.

 

[The Dad]

The group-text tards are acting like the biggest bitches in the entire world. Except @6deuce, so maybe he isn’t in the chick-clique

No one is really sure what the group text even is because it’s mostly a figment in the imagination of some spaz who is wrong about almost everything, but let me tell you this in no uncertain terms….if it did exist you can bet your ass that @6deuce would be the biggest retard bitch in the entire thing. Period.

 

[Revolver]

Why would Pharty say that the Title IX pushback almost certainly comes from someone above Barta, when I believe the NIL guy specifically said it was the Athletic Department who shut him down?

 

[Hawkmi]

 

[Hawk&Balls]

I have no idea what that actually said

 

[Orestes]

So he provided the public with a definition of something anyone reading that Tweet would already know. Neat.

 

[Lee Beevers]

Gary just told the fan base to suck his balls and that Iowa will continue with their generally retarded approach to the ever changing collegiate athlete landscape.

 

[The Dad]

I have no idea what that actually said

Thank you Brad.
The AD can’t be involved, but when they are, they’re doing it in the right way.
Title IX.
Not my fault.
Thanks again to Brad.
Merry Christmas.

 

[Hawkmi]

I have no idea what that actually said

Nothing was said. It's a meaningless word salad used in effort to appease the fanbase without actually saying anything of consequence.

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

Thank you Brad.
The AD can’t be involved, but when they are, they’re doing it in the right way.
Title IX.
Not my fault.
Thanks again to Brad.
Merry Christmas.

He sucks balls. So does BriDAWG.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

He sucks balls.

No

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

No

He sucks them. He doesn’t have them.

 

[Mr. Hawk]

Why would Pharty say that the Title IX pushback almost certainly comes from someone above Barta, when I believe the NIL guy specifically said it was the Athletic Department who shut him down?

Because the 2700 DEI admins in the Athletic Dept. are considered above Garta.

 

[Pipiyopee]

We’re going to follow imaginary rules, in an effort to appear morally superior, knowing it will make things harder on ourselves. HHH, Gar Bear.

 

[Stu Beagle]

It’s crazy that the dumbfuck who coined the slogan ‘win, graduate, do it right’ is completely fucking up NIL

 

[BngHawk]

I love this toilet.

 

[nolookpass]

Don't forget his repugnant personality that endears him to no one.

"Born on third, convinced he hit a triple."

 

[newsbreaker]

It’s possible Iowa has a uniquely incompetent compliance department. It’s the only charitable explanation.

 

[ivan_drago]

Might be unpopular or already addressed, but selling my info as a ticket holder to a third party would sort of piss me off, regardless of the party (if i am not given the opportunity to opt out, anyway.) You can solicit me directly and say check this out, but if Brad wants my email and phone number, he can get it the old fashioned way - on the bathroom stall door at the old Hooters in Davenport.

 

[CamelTones]

That was Iowas way of saying ‘hey there’s a collective, we’re above breaking rules, there’s a collective, we’re not associated to the collective, there’s a collective, thanks Brad, here’s their website, it’s a collective, win, graduate, do it collective.’

They’re idiots.

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

So Gary should send an email to all seasoj ticket holders inviting them to sign up for Swarm mailing list / providing contact info etc.

 

[ivan_drago]

So Gary should send an email to all seasoj ticket holders inviting them to sign up for Swarm mailing list / providing contact info etc.

Of course, but you can expect Vanessa Miller to launch a 10 part investigation into it if he does. You know, because title IX.