**Official 2022 Iowa Football Season Thread**

[Thomas Wolsey]

Fix your shit @douglasbader

 

[BngHawk]

And there it is. No changes. Cade is full of shit too. I guarantee we have bridawg for life as well. Get that offense popping with all of the small town undersized crackers at WR. Gonna be wild.

 

[Bob Sanders]

Imagine being dumb enough to buy that quote.

 

[The Dad]

@bearstards

 

[BngHawk]

Here cums Bob!

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

Imagine being dumb enough to buy that quote.

 

[snips]

 

[BngHawk]

Imagine being dumb enough to buy Doug’s fantasy world bullshit.

 

[BngHawk]

My phone is buzzing every 2 seconds from the group text explosion from that tweet!

 

[Skinny Skier]

Imagine being dumb enough to buy that quote.

Imagine being dumb enough to be HaLo Bob Sanders.

 

[douglasbader]

Brian is leaving.

 

[The Dad]

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Yay.

Players who fit the program.

 

[Renegade_ofFunk]

Imagine being dumb enough to buy that quote.

I have no idea what to believe. Just another tone-deaf Fatfuck Brian quote hopefully.

 

[CleteyColgate]

And there it is. No changes. Cade is full of shit too. I guarantee we have bridawg for life as well. Get that offense popping with all of the small town undersized crackers at WR. Gonna be wild.

The dumbest fans on the planet continue to post shit like this here.

 

[CleteyColgate]

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Yay.

And coaching their final game

 

[Pipiyopee]

I think if Brian returns there should be a sculpture park-esque gathering.

Only instead of the sculpture park, it’s at the old DICO site. And instead of blowjobs, we beat Doug unconscious with our shoes.

 

[Pipiyopee]

It’s only fair

 

[Fair and Balanced]

Brian is leaving.

I think so too. I’m guessing it happens when the NFL teams put together new staffs in a couple of weeks. I also think Kirk will telegraph it at the end of the game tomorrow.

 

[douglasbader]

I think so too. I’m guessing it happens when the NFL teams put together new staffs in a couple of weeks. I also think Kirk will telegraph it at the end of the game tomorrow.

Right, and what does anyone expect Brian to say to any press member? He was asked a question that was specifically formed and fishing for info about any changes or people leaving. Brian or any of the coaches aren't going to give up a shred of information on that until after the bowl game. That is just how they do it.

Did people expect Brian to respond to that as "yeah, we promised them I was leaving"?

 

[cloudhawk]

I mean, we were hoping

 

[CleteyColgate]

Did people expect Brian to respond to that as "yeah, we promised them I was leaving"?

A good reporter would have asked that question for him

 

[neshawk]

Brian's trolling the fanbase on his way out.

 

[douglasbader]

The most likely scenario that has been hinted at is Brian is heading back to New England along with Bill O'Brien and could be as soon a week from Monday.

 

[Hawkstrat]

This place is going to be a monkey knife fight when Brian leaves and Budmayr is promoted.

All groups retarded, unsatisfied but claiming victory.

 

[Pipiyopee]

Fwiw I also believe Brian will be gone.

But considering we’re dealing with a head coach who started a crash test dummy at QB for three years. I will remain steady at cautiously optimistic until it’s officially official.

 

[The Dad]

The “Brian is gone” assholes are shockingly the exact same people who were confidently proclaiming “Spencer is gone” one year ago.

Weird how that works.

Since the end of the regular season Kirk, Brian and the dipshit son-in-law have all told us, unambiguously, what changes are in store.

 

[Creed]

This place is going to be a monkey knife fight when Brian leaves and Budmayr is promoted.

All groups retarded, unsatisfied but claiming victory.

There would be no victory with a Budmayr promotion.

 

[brantshawks]

The “Brian is gone” assholes are shockingly they exact same people who were confidently proclaiming “Spencer is gone” one year ago.

Weird how that works.

Since the end of the regular season Kirk, Brian and the dipshit son-in-law have all told us, unambiguously, what changes are in store.

Quite the standoff we have coming up.


Only one can be right.

2 men enter, 1 will leave. (AZ joke)

 

[CleteyColgate]

The “Brian is gone” assholes are shockingly they exact same people who were confidently proclaiming “Spencer is gone” one year ago.

Weird how that works.

Since the end of the regular season Kirk, Brian and the dipshit son-in-law have all told us, unambiguously, what changes are in store.

@The Dad is just another Halo jackass

 

[Kamala]

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Yay.

I really don’t have time for all the pwning that needs done right now, but maybe later tonight

 

[Alan Lomax]

There would be no victory with a Budmayr promotion.

I would be extremely disappointed with him or Chryst.

 

[Pipiyopee]

Why Chryst, Alan?

Agree on Budmayr

 

[ddevries]

A good reporter would have asked that question for him

“ASK THE TOUGH QUESTIONS” guy

 

[The Dad]

@The Dad is just another Halo jackass

Pragmatism is often mistaken for jackassery.

 

[Talkin' Goat]

There would be no victory with a Budmayr promotion.

Wouldn’t be that exciting, but at least he’s not Brian. And presumably he wouldn’t call the exact same plays as Brian at the exact same times. I’d take a monkey pointing at random plays in the playbook over Brian.

 

[Hawkstrat]

I'll take the increasingly contrarian take that a well established and successful Big Ten coach calling plays for Iowa would be a good thing.

There are warning signs, for sure, but maybe being an OC and not the head guy would be good for him- and more importantly Iowa.

 

[Harlan]

Wouldn’t be that exciting, but at least he’s not Brian. And presumably he wouldn’t call the exact same plays as Brian at the exact same times. I’d take a monkey pointing at random plays in the playbook over Brian.

I am firmly in the NotBrian and NotSpencer camp. I don't want to get my hopes up too high.

 

[Alan Lomax]

I'll take the increasingly contrarian take that a well established and successful Big Ten coach calling plays for Iowa would be a good thing.

There are warning signs, for sure, but maybe being an OC and not the head guy would be good for him- and more importantly Iowa.

Sure, and I’m fine to be wrong. But the interest that Chryst apparently had in recruiting and doing that crucial aspect of the job is concerning. Not putting together a real recruiting staff is a red flag of concern. But maybe he and Kirk are simpatico filling each other’s weaknesses of their own strengths. I’d love that. And let’s not forget in general, fuck Wisconsin.

 

[Kamala]

Some of you act like saying “we clearly need to make some changes” is some outrageous quote that would be inappropriate coming out of the coaches mouth. It’s not. What he actually said was way more outlandish

 

[BBK]

In Chryst we trust

 

[Wanderer]

The most likely scenario that has been hinted at is Brian is heading back to New England along with Bill O'Brien and could be as soon a week from Monday.

Isn’t there concern regarding the racism lawsuit? Or does Belichick just swing a big enough dick that it doesn’t matter?

 

[The Dad]

Wouldn’t be that exciting, but at least he’s not Brian. And presumably he wouldn’t call the exact same plays as Brian at the exact same times. I’d take a monkey pointing at random plays in the playbook over Brian.

Fuck this attitude. It’s how we got to where we’re at.

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

Isn’t there concern regarding the racism lawsuit? Or does Belichick just swing a big enough dick that it doesn’t matter?

Everyone, including the plaintiffs, knows it's idiotic and w/out merit.

 

[Talkin' Goat]

Fuck this attitude. It’s how we got to where we’re at.

I get that and I agree. I’m just saying if that’s what happens, then you can bet your ass I’m going to latch onto any glimmer of hope I can find.

 

[champion_thedrinker]

Brian is leaving.

 

[Verbal]

Isn’t there concern regarding the racism lawsuit? Or does Belichick just swing a big enough dick that it doesn’t matter?

In the unlikely event the suit is not dismissed and/or privately settled, and he is, in fact, found responsible racial discrimination against the plaintiffs, I am confident that the New England Patriots could terminate Kirk’s son, Brian Ferentz's employment with minimal disruption to their day-to-day operations.

 

[6deuce]

Don’t you dare let me down @douglasbader

 

[Wanderer]

Everyone, including the plaintiffs, knows it's idiotic and w/out merit.

Ya. I get that. But Doyle lasted about 10 minutes as S&C coach with the Jaguars.

 

[6deuce]

Ya. I get that. But Doyle lasted about 10 minutes as S&C coach with the Jaguars.

Because everyone has to be woke now whether the allegations are true or not.

 

[Brad Wesley]

Other than the Patriots, where is Brian going? If for some reason O’Brien doesn’t get the OC job, Brian has nowhere to go.