**Official Iowa vs. Michigan Football Thread - 2:30pm - CBS**

[Captain Willard]

Your mom likes four rb at one time

3 yards and a cloud of dust.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

I turned her tight end into a wide receiver.

Other way around.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

He turned her wide receiver into a tight end?

I think it's a toothpaste out of the tube situation

 

[brantshawks]

Next man in!

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

Next man in!

/Brants

 

[Monster]

She likes when two men go in motion pre snap.

 

[The Dad]

She prefers having a big guy up front who can fill two gaps.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

She prefers having a big guy up front who can fill two gaps.

Prefers the five technique.

 

[KitKatApples]

Big fan of Wichita ST.

 

[Verbal]

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

He turned her wide receiver into a tight end?

I think it's a toothpaste out of the tube situation

A mouth like that easily puts the toothpaste in the tube.

 

[Mysterio]

brevin doll has to be gone after this season. hes too far down the depth chart and watches his high school qb get boatloads of carries at iowa state

 

[Hawk&Balls]

And he sucked on special teams

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

watches his high school qb get boatloads of carries at iowa state

*become a heisman candidate

 

[L. Wade Childress]

brevin doll has to be gone after this season. hes too far down the depth chart and watches his high school qb get boatloads of carries at iowa state

i doubt it. Huge Hawkeye fan. Just on year 5 of not being healthy.

 

[Mysterio]

i doubt it. Huge Hawkeye fan. Just on year 5 of not being healthy.

maybe uni then

 

[L. Wade Childress]

If he can’t play, why would he transfer?

 

[Stu Beagle]

Iowa +5.5 is higher than I expected

 

[ChipHilton]

With 10.40 and 21.10 track times, Doll could consider trying that sport.

 

[CamelTones]

Or he could learn how to be a poor man’s Kaden Wetjen.

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

With 10.40 and 21.10 track times, Doll could consider trying that sport.

He never looks fast on the FB field.

 

[brantshawks]

Witaf is this stupid bullshit?

 

[douglasbader]

brevin doll has to be gone after this season. hes too far down the depth chart and watches his high school qb get boatloads of carries at iowa state

Yeah, retard, let's start tossing players out when running a development / loyalty based program. Brilliant.

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

Witaf is this stupid bullshit?

a fake account ?

 

[brantshawks]

I'd assume it's a real rascal out there but looks like it's somewhat active and full retard so it's basically just twitter now.

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

Or you could find the actual Gronowski with 16k followers

Mark Gronowski (@mgronowski11) on X

South Dakota State Football ‘24 || QB #11 || Iowa Football ‘25

x.com

 

[brantshawks]

Why would I do that

 

[Stu Beagle]

 

[6deuce]

Witaf is this stupid bullshit?

I could be wrong but I think it’s AI

 

[L. Wade Childress]

With 10.40 and 21.10 track times, Doll could consider trying that sport.

No way he could stay healthy. adding weight is harder on some than others.

every program has good, talented kids that hit a rough spot. You don’t ditch them.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

I could be wrong but I think it’s AI

He wore #3 and hates fags

 

[Debit One]

If he can’t play, why would he transfer?

The typical reason would be he thinks that he is better than those in front of him on the depth chart.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

The typical reason would be he thinks that he is better than those in front of him on the depth chart.

Right, but that requires being healthy. I think he was ahead of McNeil originally, wasn’t he?

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

Right, but that requires being healthy. I think he was ahead of McNeil originally, wasn’t he?

 

[Mysterio]

Yeah, retard, let's start tossing players out when running a development / loyalty based program. Brilliant.

i didnt mean to pack his bags, i meant that hell be in year 4 next year and looks like hes been passed up by mcneil and jackson. maybe olante dean. so hell be looking elsewhere if he wants more touches

 

[douglasbader]

Right, but that requires being healthy. I think he was ahead of McNeil originally, wasn’t he?

No.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

https://www.freep.com/story/sports/university-michigan/wolverines/2026/09/24/yo-yo-ma-lord-of-the-rings-university-michigan-stadium-halftime/91926340007/

 

[L. Wade Childress]

No.

Gotcha, I just know they had them at returner so I figured he was looking decent in practice.

 

[brantshawks]

https://www.freep.com/story/sports/university-michigan/wolverines/2026/09/24/yo-yo-ma-lord-of-the-rings-university-michigan-stadium-halftime/91926340007/

 

[Mysterio]

Gotcha, I just know they had them at returner so I figured he was looking decent in practice.

 

[KitKatApples]

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

https://www.freep.com/story/sports/university-michigan/wolverines/2026/09/24/yo-yo-ma-lord-of-the-rings-university-michigan-stadium-halftime/91926340007/

I’ll be rooting for Michigan at half time.

 

[douglasbader]

I listened or skipped through just about every podcast and prediction on both sides. Nearly every single person has this as a close 16-13 or at worst a 20-17 type game. I'm sure there is someone out there with something different, but vast majority are on the exact same thing of close game and the under.

I said it in an earlier post in this thread, but after looking at how Iowa has done on the road in the last year under Lester and given the fact that nearly everyone is never right about this shit, give me Iowa 31-10.

They jump on them early like they did against USC via some fantastic Lester calls and a big run and get out to a lead. Michigan 2026 isn't USC and they start to press and turn the ball over and it is 21-3 at half. Iowa adds a TD and FG in the second half and gives up a late TD.

Go Hawks!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Hawkmi]

I listened or skipped through just about every podcast and prediction on both sides. Nearly every single person has this as a close 16-13 or at worst a 20-17 type game. I'm sure there is someone out there with something different, but vast majority are on the exact same thing of close game and the under.

I said it in an earlier post in this thread, but after looking at how Iowa has done on the road in the last year under Lester and given the fact that nearly everyone is never right about this shit, give me Iowa 31-10.

They jump on them early like they did against USC and get out to a lead, but Michigan 2026 isn't USC and they start to press and turn the ball over. Iowa adds a TD and FG in the second half and give up a late TD.

Go Hawks!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Would love it. That score would be shades of 02.

 

[Monster]

I listened or skipped through just about every podcast and prediction on both sides. Nearly every single person has this as a close 16-13 or at worst a 20-17 type game. I'm sure there is someone out there with something different, but vast majority are on the exact same thing of close game and the under.

I said it in an earlier post in this thread, but after looking at how Iowa has done on the road in the last year under Lester and given the fact that nearly everyone is never right about this shit, give me Iowa 31-10.

They jump on them early like they did against USC via some fantastic Lester calls and a big run and get out to a lead. Michigan 2026 isn't USC and they start to press and turn the ball over and it is 21-3 at half. Iowa adds a TD and FG in the second half and gives up a late TD.

Go Hawks!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That would make me so erect I'd probably faint.

 

[KitKatApples]

Then just stay seated big fella