**Official Iowa vs Rutgers Football Thread - 7:00pm Friday- FOX**

[chafedHawk]

It's a meal that involves drinking somewhere between breakfast and lunch with people who are also married. I think it's just brunch as there are a couple of unloveables joining now too.

So, just brunch now. Well, it still is, but it was then too.

 

[26.2]

And if Iowa loses tonight, she'll likely ask me to not go, so I'm very conflicted on my rooting interests.

More confirmation that you have no dick or balls whatsoever

 

[cloudhawk]

I am going to watch the game tonight AND go out to a nice celebration dinner with couples tomorrow.

Just wild

 

[brantshawks]

More confirmation that you have no dick or balls whatsoever

PM incoming for proof.

 

[brantshawks]

No I'll go tomorrow and have fun either way because that's how I roll

I'm just lashing out because I'd rather not be working right now and have a meeting with the president of the company in 10.

 

[Creed]

Gayme day, douche nozzles.

I keep forgetting the game is on a Friday night. Yikes, college aged me would be so disappointed in my behavior.

Why is @brantshawks getting shit? He’ll be day drinking, eating good food and likely spending time with guys he gets along with while the women talk about their periods or do whatever they do when men aren’t around. Sounds like a pretty good day to me.

 

[Floyd R]

And if Iowa loses tonight, she'll likely ask me to not go, so I'm very conflicted on my rooting interests.

This post is almost as bad as TOS asking if Iowa fans would trade a loss in football to Iowa State for a commitment in women’s basketball.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

It's about time Brant got called out for his BULLSHIT

 

[KitKatApples]

This post is almost as bad as TOS asking if Iowa fans would trade a loss in football to Iowa State for a commitment in women’s basketball.

 

[chafedHawk]

I apologize Mr Brant for poking fun at your use of "couples brunch". I don't think I've ever heard those words used together before and it sounded funny to my ear, like a swingers brunch or some dumb church thing. I trust you will all have a lovely time.

 

[brantshawks]

It's about time Brant got called out for his BULLSHIT

+1

 

[brantshawks]

I apologize Mr Brant for poking fun at your use of "couples brunch". I don't think I've ever heard those words used together before and it sounded funny to my ear, like a swingers brunch or some dumb church thing. I trust you will all have a lovely time.

My wife wouldn't even call it that. I did because it somehow makes it sound more gay.

 

[TurdBurgler]

Whats our record historically for Friday games? Gotta be pretty dominant with all the W's over Nebrantska.

 

[chafedHawk]

My wife wouldn't even call it that. I did because it somehow makes it sound more gay.

NTTAWWT

 

[Herbie2]

This post is almost as bad as TOS asking if Iowa fans would trade a loss in football to Iowa State for a commitment in women’s basketball.

Welllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll...........

 

[Thrawn II]

Whats our record historically for Friday games? Gotta be pretty dominant with all the W's over Nebrantska.

since 2011 and only regular season

10–4 v Nebrantska
2–1 v others
12–5 overall

 

[Hawk_Kegmasters]

And if Iowa loses tonight, she'll likely ask me to not go, so I'm very conflicted on my rooting interests.

 

[CamelTones]

My SiL’s sister schedule her wedding for tonight so it wouldn’t overlap an Iowa game.

Whoops.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Football season weddings are horrible and those that have them should feel horrible

 

[Greg Obrecht]

since 2011 and only regular season

10–4 v Nebrantska
2–1 v others
12–5 overall

Thank you for adding that together.

 

[CleteyColgate]

Is Gronowski going to throw for 200 yards tonight?

 

[Greg Obrecht]

I’d like to see that slow mesh used quite a bit more. Maybe it would allow our WRs to actually get behind the D.

 

[Shawneemicks]

Any win will likely be because of TOs

 

[Shawneemicks]

I bet no one knew that

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Any win will likely be because of TOs

The thing we have yet to force one of this year?

 

[Shawneemicks]

The thing we have yet to force one of this year?

No, the pastry

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Rip hamo

 

[Herbie2]

Any win will likely be because of TOs

 

[WCFHawkeye]

Actually quite impressed with the atmosphere and stadium, way better than I expected, expected it to be a complete shithole like Purdue, but it's much better.

A lot of open seats, but the ones who are here are pretty into it.

Can't get enough service to upload pictures right now, so try later.

 

[cloudhawk]

Lol- don't care. Gif

 

[LifelongHawk]

CJ Jones flashback

 

[PoopyFaceTomatoNose]

This defense… yikes

 

[gable_guy]

There’s a chat FYI

 

[Fritz Fequiere]

I thought the Deshaun Lee experiment was over two years ago

 

[Gushawk]

I think they may expose Lee and our backers some in the passing game, but their defense is hot garbage. I think the over hits, and the Hawks win something like 34-20.

stang knows ball boyz

 

[PoopyFaceTomatoNose]

That’s why Phil is the goat

 

[Talkin' Goat]

 

[BngHawk]

Not bad

 

[Herky823]

As bad as Iowa looked on some of those deep shots you just knew Phil was going to adjust well coming out of half.

 

[Talkin' Goat]

Gronowski good other than the one shitty throw?

 

[Herky823]

Fun game. And while Gronowski has some infuriating limitations he's absolutely better than any of the recent pants shitters. Low bar but he clears it

 

[jd10]

Great playcalling on the penultimate drive with the deep shot to 7 and the option, and the offensive line just had their way from there on out. Fun win on a weird Friday night road game

 

[Herky823]

Gronowski good other than the one shitty throw?

He had multiple bad throws and missed open guys but 3 rushing touchdowns and another half dozen instances where he got out of the pocket when Petras would have curled into a ball and cried so we're happy enough.

 

[kmurp]

Gronowski good other than the one shitty throw?

He had a couple poor throws in the first half though the receivers had a chance on both.

 

[CamelTones]

He has his issues, but Gronowski can make plays. He absolutely won them that game down the stretch. The entire team played at a different level after that pass to Howard.

 

[rodg12]

Play. Dayton. Howard.

 

[TJones3312]

 

[BngHawk]

Matt Rodgers!!!!!

 

[Dr. Zaius]

QB in 90 & 91!

 

[Shawneemicks]

@BBK called this shit
18 passes
13 runs

love you