**Official Iowa vs. Washington Football Thread - 8:00pm - FOX/FS1**

[douglasbader]

Season is over, Iowa will never win again. Shawnee expects a blowout courtesy of the Bengals WR coach. Jogger will be there sucking cock and handing out Starbucks gift cards while showing everyone his Space Needle dick. Everything sucks. Jimmy Sullivan era begins.

 

[6deuce]

Season is over, Iowa will never win again. Shawnee expects a blowout courtesy of the Bengals WR coach. Jogger will be there sucking cock and handing out Starbucks gift cards while showing everyone his Space Needle dick. Everything sucks. Jimmy Sullivan era begins.

I’m hoping to share a steak with my main man Yog.

 

[Malickfan]

Jogger's wife has moved up and now models for the Seattle Kraken merchandise catalog.

 

[Uff Da]

Washington looked more competent last night. Still seems like Iowa can win this game, late night west coast game is not ideal though.

 

[TJones3312]

Warshington -3

 

[Creed]

Fix the run game and show it can work against a competent opponent and I’ll feel much better.

 

[Shawneemicks]

Iowa 0
Washington 24

 

[Stu Beagle]

I remember being fed a lot of bullshit in the offseason about how great the offense was going to look. Our skill positions were better than we’ve had in a long time. Turns out, just like any other year, if you can’t run the ball. It doesn’t matter.

 

[douglasbader]

I remember being fed a lot of bullshit in the offseason about how great the offense was going to look. Our skill positions were better than we’ve had in a long time. Turns out, just like any other year, if you can’t run the ball. It doesn’t matter.

Fuck yeah, let's let the overreactions and negativity flow! Iowa ain't winning another game this year, boyz.

 

[Shawneemicks]

I think they’ll beat Purdue. But it’ll probably be a 4 quarter game

 

[Thrawn II]

I remember being fed a lot of bullshit in the offseason about how great the offense was going to look. Our skill positions were better than we’ve had in a long time. Turns out, just like any other year, if you can’t run the ball. It doesn’t matter.

Stu if you run out of yard work this month you’re welcome to come over and help me

 

[Karl Hungus]

I think they’ll beat Purdue. But it’ll probably be a 4 quarter game

They all are dipshit

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Kirk hates these trips and his team knows it.

UW 37
Hawks 6

 

[Shawneemicks]

Iowa has 4 TDs in three games against real teams. One was against backups.
The offense has regressed from last year without question.
The DL is what we all worried it’d be.
WRs look better but QB can’t consistently get them the ball.
Punter is great.
OL has a real weak link at RT.
Team plays hard always.
7-8 wins seems reasonable

 

[Verbal]

This game looks more winnable now than it did in the preseason, not less.

Iowa 23
Washington 16

 

[douglasbader]

Iowa has 4 TDs in three games against real teams. One was against backups.
The offense has regressed from last year without question.
The DL is what we all worried it’d be.
WRs look better but QB can’t consistently get them the ball.
Punter is great.
OL has a real weak link at RT.
Team plays hard always.
7-8 wins seems reasonable

Nope, Iowa isn't winning another game.

 

[Stu Beagle]

Feels similar to that season from 20 years ago.

 

[CleteyColgate]

Kirk hates these trips and his team knows it.

UW 37
Hawks 6

Then I guess Iowa deserves to lose if our coach wants to openly be a pansy

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Then I guess Iowa deserves to lose if our coach wants to openly be a pansy

it worked yesterday for sure. Just happy to be there.

 

[TurdBurgler]

Making the playoff is still an achievable goal. Hardest game is out of the way. Every game from here we will likely be favored in, but 3-4 are more like coin flips.

 

[Shawneemicks]

I suspect after the bye they’re going to go back to running the ball 60% of the time & just try to out fundamental people

 

[Stu Beagle]

Making the playoff is still an achievable goal. Hardest game is out of the way. Every game from here we will likely be favored in, but 3-4 are more like coin flips.

Did you miss like the 3rd post in this thread?

 

[Thrawn II]

Iowa road games in Pacific time zone since a 15–14 win at Arizona in 1987

1994 – L 18–44 @ Oregon
1998 – L 11–35 @ Arizona
2004 – L 7–44 @ Arizona State
2010 – L 27–34 @ Arizona
2024 – L 17–20 @ UCLA
2025 – L 21–26 @ USC

Feels even worse with some Rose Bowl losses in there.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Mr fucking sunshine over here

 

[cloudhawk]

There have been some horrendous performances over the years in the Western part of these United States.

 

[Hawkstrat]

I am disappointed with the offensive line, and I blame that sunshine peddler Trent for getting my hopes up.

 

[Shawneemicks]

I greatly underestimated the loss of Logan jones. Never thought I’d type that. Very disappointing group

 

[Monster]

Iowa road games in Pacific time zone since a 15–14 win at Arizona in 1987

1994 – L 18–44 @ Oregon
1998 – L 11–35 @ Arizona
2004 – L 7–44 @ Arizona State
2010 – L 27–34 @ Arizona
2024 – L 17–20 @ UCLA
2025 – L 21–26 @ USC

Feels even worse with some Rose Bowl losses in there.

So you're saying we're due. I like it.

 

[brantshawks]

Iowa wins this Friday.

 

[FranklinHawk]

Iowa road games in Pacific time zone since a 15–14 win at Arizona in 1987

1994 – L 18–44 @ Oregon
1998 – L 11–35 @ Arizona
2004 – L 7–44 @ Arizona State
2010 – L 27–34 @ Arizona
2024 – L 17–20 @ UCLA
2025 – L 21–26 @ USC

Feels even worse with some Rose Bowl losses in there.

So, the 2019 Holiday Bowl wasn't played in the Pacific Time Zone? Maybe San Diego moved, or you'll throw some bullshit "yeah, but Iowa was the home team" response.

 

[Monster]

So, the 2019 Holiday Bowl wasn't played in the Pacific Time Zone? Maybe San Diego moved, or you'll throw some bullshit "yeah, but Iowa was the home team" response.

Pump the brakes.

 

[Verbal]

So, the 2019 Holiday Bowl wasn't played in the Pacific Time Zone? Maybe San Diego moved, or you'll throw some bullshit "yeah, but Iowa was the home team" response.

He’s not counting neutral site games, but yeah, Iowa has won a couple bowls out west under Kirk, that one being by far the most enjoyable.

 

[Hawk_Kegmasters]

Also, how dare you not include the 1986 and 1987 Holiday Bowls!!?!?!

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Or the 55 Rose Bowl

 

[FranklinHawk]

Also, how dare you not include the 1986 and 1987 Holiday Bowls!!?!?!

Duh, Kirk wasn't the coach then!

 

[Thrawn II]

So, the 2019 Holiday Bowl wasn't played in the Pacific Time Zone? Maybe San Diego moved, or you'll throw some bullshit "yeah, but Iowa was the home team" response.

In your rush to be an ass, you failed to read the second fucking word

 

[Thrawn II]

I did have a slight mistake, in that I forgot that Arizona is actually in the Mountain time zone, but they do not observe DST, so the road games at Arizona schools were effectively in the Pacific time zone.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

The game is on Friday? We are even more fucked then.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

I did have a slight mistake, in that I forgot that Arizona is actually in the Mountain time zone, but they do not observe DST, so the road games at Arizona schools were effectively in the Pacific time zone.

We all knew that we just didn’t want to be assholes and correct you

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

Please correct thread title to Warshington

 

[6deuce]

I’m not comparing Hecklinski to Beathard at all but Brown sure does remind me of Ruddock. Not terrible, but neutered and afraid to make a mistake. I’d like to see what Hecklinski can do.

 

[cloudhawk]

We call that a Hecklinski lean in the business

 

[Lee Beevers]

I’m not comparing Hecklinski to Beathard at all but Brown sure does remind me of Ruddock. Not terrible, but neutered and afraid to make a mistake. I’d like to see what Hecklinski can do.

That comparison has aids and you should feel bad.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

I’d like to see them be able to run the ball.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

I love how we think of an NFL QB as bad.

 

[6deuce]

That comparison has aids and you should feel bad.

Easy cue ball

 

[6deuce]

I love how we think of an NFL QB as bad.

Please show me where I said he was bad?

 

[Shawneemicks]

It’s mind blowing how difficult they make offense look in 2026

 

[L. Wade Childress]

I love how we think of an NFL QB as bad.

it’s almost like there’s a common theme

 

[Hawkstrat]

I don't think Brown is paralyzed with the fear of making a mistake. I think he's just not very accurate.