**Official Northern Illinois vs. Iowa Football Thread - 3:15pm - BTN**

[douglasbader]

Kill yourself

Nope, YOU.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

The ticket scanner at Gate A said the hell with it and just waved everyone through without scanning anything about 15-20 minutes before kickoff. Seemed like a slight breach of protocol, but damned if it didn’t speed things up considerably.

Not sure I care for the new PA guy. It’s like we asked ChatGPT what a PA guy is supposed to sound like.

The media timeouts are excruciating. I always forget about that.

great, probably won’t get credit for a sellout now.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Hank was great when his feet were clean. When he got even a little pressure his footwork was bad and then was wildly inaccurate. Hecklinski has a noodle arm but is still calmer under pressure.

They're both mediocre as shit, which is fine for Iowa, and is exactly why they should have just picked one weeks ago. All they have done now is limit the one they were going to start to partial time and less development.

Brilliant, guys. Brilliant.

I’m so impressed with this QB breakdown. Your analysis of the footwork is top notch.

 

[douglasbader]

I’m so impressed with this QB breakdown. Your analysis of the footwork is top notch.

Sorry, I'll talk about their penus size next time so you get bricked up.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Sorry, I'll talk about their penus size next time so you get bricked up.

Omg no. Stick to QB analysis. It’s so intriguing.

 

[douglasbader]

Omg no. Stick to QB analysis. It’s so intriguing.

Stick to Juco girls basketball!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Footwork broke down. Only a pro notices that.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Either way these coaches that have coached for decades don’t know what the fuck they are doing.

 

[BBK]

Daddy is so sassy tonight

 

[TurdBurgler]

wtf happened to NIU btw. Bad conference move?

they were an excellent program.

cant compete in the NIL era. These lower levels schools are basically offering a scholarship and that's it. Anyone good moves on to a bigger school.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

cant compete in the NIL era. These lower levels schools are basically offering a scholarship and that's it. Anyone good moves on to a bigger school.

yeah but they play 75% of their schedule against schools in the same boat

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Either way these coaches that have coached for decades don’t know what the fuck they are doing.

I’ve been in the same business for 24 years and I’m retarded.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

I’ve been in the same business for 24 years and I’m retarded.

We know.

 

[champion_thedrinker]

I’ve been in the same business for 24 years and I’m retarded.

We are all retarded in our own special way.

 

[douglasbader]

Either way these coaches that have coached for decades don’t know what the fuck they are doing.

 

[douglasbader]

Either way these coaches that have coached for decades don’t know what the fuck they are doing.

 

[douglasbader]

Either way these coaches that have coached for decades don’t know what the fuck they are doing.

 

[douglasbader]

Either way these coaches that have coached for decades don’t know what the fuck they are doing.

 

[douglasbader]

Either way these coaches that have coached for decades don’t know what the fuck they are doing.

 

[BBK]

 

[douglasbader]

Either way these coaches that have coached for decades don’t know what the fuck they are doing.

 

[Laplace]

Lol

 

[douglasbader]

Either way these coaches that have coached for decades don’t know what the fuck they are doing.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

 

[douglasbader]

Either way these coaches that have coached for decades don’t know what the fuck they are doing.

 

[Karl Hungus]

Bader vs Da Dawg

 

[douglasbader]

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[BBK]

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Tell em, Steve Dave

 

[douglasbader]

Either way these coaches that have coached for decades don’t know what the fuck they are doing.

 

[Hawk24]

Nobody hates Iowa like Iowa fans.

 

[douglasbader]

Either way these coaches that have coached for decades don’t know what the fuck they are doing.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

 

[AZmessDAWG]

 

[douglasbader]

Either way these coaches that have coached for decades don’t know what the fuck they are doing.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Doug is a cunt.

 

[douglasbader]

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He coaches defense, YOU IDIOT.

 

[douglasbader]

Doug is a cunt.

As if you even know what that is, homo.

 

[BBK]

Doug is a cunt.

Maybe you should CALM DOWN

 

[AZmessDAWG]

 

[AZmessDAWG]

He coaches defense, YOU IDIOT.

No shit you fucking cunt baby

 

[AZmessDAWG]

That never played a down of football.

 

[douglasbader]

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God bless Phil Parker.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

But hey the 6’7” kid has a mean shy from contact fadeaway jumper.

 

[douglasbader]

But hey the 6’7” kid has a mean shy from contact fadeaway jumper.

I get buckets!

At least the same blood as Chopsy doesn't flow through my veins.

 

[rodg12]

Can we get back to the topic at hand…PA guy absofuckinglutely needs to stop with the Hawkeyes First Down. We’re a proper program. Not like those fucks in Ames.

 

[Laplace]

Can we get back to the topic at hand…PA guy absofuckinglutely needs to stop with the Hawkeyes First Down. We’re a proper program. Not like those fucks in Ames.

Yeah, not a fan either. Sounds like Minnesota too.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

I get buckets!

At least the same blood as Chopsy doesn't flow through my veins.

Our blood has more longevity.

 

[douglasbader]

Our blood has more longevity.

Yeah, in show choir.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

I have no idea who most of those guys are.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

In life.