**Official Wisconsin vs. Iowa Football Thread - 11:00am - FOX**

[Lee Beevers]

Denied. I am halos expert
Football analyst (paid) and I already declared the hawks will be mercilessly buttfucking Wisconsin today. Expect this game to be over by half time.

 

[Nigeria]

The game was indeed over at the half. But when does the buttfucking start?

 

[Lee Beevers]

The game was indeed over at the half. But when does the buttfucking start?

Meet me at Hydrate!!

 

[FrodoTBaggin]

Well that was an ass kicking

 

[douglasbader]

Hank 20-24 for 222 and 2 TD's.

I look forward to his 11-24 and 2 INT performance at Northwestern next week!!!!

 

[TJones3312]

This one’s for you Jimmie!

 

[Lee Beevers]

Iowa being kicked out of the polls was such a ridiculous overreaction. They are certainly one of the best 25 teams in the country. Whether they’re one of the 12 best is probably a bridge too far.

 

[Creed]

Lol at @Bucky217. Your T.E.A.M. got their dicks kicked in with a super easy schedule upcoming and everything on the line.

 

[BngHawk]

Denied. I am halos expert
Football analyst (paid) and I already declared the hawks will be mercilessly buttfucking Wisconsin today. Expect this game to be over by half time.

Look at you.

 

[Creed]

Great game today. Still pissed about last week. God dammit.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Just like we all predicted

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

	Date	Location	Iowa	Wisconsin
2026-10-31: view game details, IOWA 30, WISC 0	2026-10-31	Iowa City, IA	30	0
2025-10-11: view game details, IOWA 37, WISC 0	2025-10-11	Madison, WI	37	0
2024-11-02: view game details, IOWA 42, WISC 10	2024-11-02	Iowa City, IA	42	10
2023-10-14: view game details, IOWA 15, WISC 6	2023-10-14	Madison, WI	15	6
2022-11-12: view game details, IOWA 24, WISC 10	2022-11-12	Iowa City, IA	24	10

 

[Orestes]

I just hole the coaches and non-Halo Hawkeye fans know that we have Doug and his reverse jinx to thank for this win.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

I just hole the coaches and non-Halo Hawkeye fans know that we have Doug and his reverse jinx to thank for this win.

Plz dont hole the coaches

 

[BngHawk]

Orestes
Holes the coaches

 

[BngHawk]

Fuck you balls!!!

 

[newsbreaker]

A comprehensive ass clapping. Fuck them and the state they rode in on.

I could rub myself raw, and I just might. Fuck yeah.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

I didn’t realize until that interview that Hank was gay

 

[Stu Beagle]

Hiring Fickle has been great for us

 

[BngHawk]

I came. it was slow and methodical, but I came.

 

[CamelTones]

Iowa has scored 81 unanswered points against Wisconsin.

 

[nikolausp]

 

[FrodoTBaggin]

All of you Montgomery doubters at the beginning of the season need to eat shit. He's a fucking stud.

 

[Talkin' Goat]

Was that stat about Iowa having the best percentage of 5+ yard plays on first down in the FBS accurate? There’s no fucking way in the world that’s possibly correct, right?

Great win boyz. I believe I shall celebrate with eleventy beverages today.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Was that stat about Iowa having the best percentage of 5+ yard plays on first down in the FBS accurate? There’s no fucking way in the world that’s possibly correct, right?

Great win boyz. I believe I shall celebrate with eleventy beverages today.

Doesn't seem like it should be.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

All of you Montgomery doubters at the beginning of the season need to eat shit. He's a fucking stud.

he never did anything to us other than being short.

we all owe him an apology.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

I got a bad feeling it's going to be a very ugly day for Iowa and the boo's are going to be raining down from every section of Kinnick.

Lol

 

[Lee Beevers]

Just like we all predicted

I did predict it.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Hank 20-24 for 222 and 2 TD's.

I look forward to his 11-24 and 2 INT performance at Northwestern next week!!!!

Fuck you.

 

[Lee Beevers]

Look at you.

The Beevtard knows his pigskin.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

All of you Montgomery doubters at the beginning of the season need to eat shit. He's a fucking stud.

Gus?

 

[Lee Beevers]

Iowa still has everything in front of them. Regardless of what the retards think 10-2 will be good enough for the playoff. The northwestern game time is still tbd. I’d have to think that if the cats win it will be a night game.

 

[CamelTones]

Montgomery will make a very good football coach somewhere in about 10 years.

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

Congrats to Hank. The best game by an Iowa QB since Nate Stanley

 

[cloudhawk]

Yep- play well. Hecklinski lean is back off for now

 

[AZmessDAWG]

I didnt say it was the biggest issue- just that they should prioritize getting a #1 LB. Sorry Cam Buffington is not that guy- He's "Fine"

I am going to be sorely disappointed if Jaden Montgomery trots out at MLB in the season opener. That would not be indicative of a desire to compete at the highest level of the sport.

 

[Shawneemicks]

Bunch of fuckin losers

 

[Laplace]

Iowa comes out pissed off and focused. Hawks by 13

I even bet on us to cover, which is usually an automatic jinx.

 

[Mountain Hawk]

Iowa being kicked out of the polls was such a ridiculous overreaction. They are certainly one of the best 25 teams in the country. Whether they’re one of the 12 best is probably a bridge too far.

Well they certainly kicked #25's ass today.

 

[cloudhawk]

I've already said I was glad I was wrong- at the time I said it he had 6 amazing tackles...he was fine.

They have both shown they are pretty good linebackers. The Chad Greenway/Jack Campbell talk is still tbd

 

[RazHawk]

That game makes last weeks loss more inexplicable and painful.

 

[TJones3312]

 

[jandj]

Stat of the day. Everitt punted three times, all were 44 yards.

 

[Verbal]

Once upon a time, before Lax abandoned us, Halo would have had this stat first.

 

[FrodoTBaggin]

That game makes last weeks loss more inexplicable and painful.

4 turn overs will do that.

 

[FrodoTBaggin]

Yank Williams ass off the field while we're at it. Can't hold on to the ball for shit. Turn overs kill iowa.