Official Wisconsin vs. Iowa Football Thread - 11:00am - FOX

Lee Beevers · 2026-10-31T13:09:56-0500

Lee Beevers said:
Denied. I am halos expert
Football analyst (paid) and I already declared the hawks will be mercilessly buttfucking Wisconsin today. Expect this game to be over by half time.

Nigeria · 2026-10-31T13:48:25-0500

Lee Beevers said:

The game was indeed over at the half. But when does the buttfucking start?

Lee Beevers · 2026-10-31T14:06:44-0500

Nigeria said:
The game was indeed over at the half. But when does the buttfucking start?

Meet me at Hydrate!!

FrodoTBaggin · 2026-10-31T14:17:09-0500

Well that was an ass kicking

douglasbader · 2026-10-31T14:17:13-0500

Hank 20-24 for 222 and 2 TD's.

I look forward to his 11-24 and 2 INT performance at Northwestern next week!!!!

TJones3312 · 2026-10-31T14:17:22-0500

This one’s for you Jimmie!

Lee Beevers · 2026-10-31T14:19:29-0500

Iowa being kicked out of the polls was such a ridiculous overreaction. They are certainly one of the best 25 teams in the country. Whether they’re one of the 12 best is probably a bridge too far.

Creed · 2026-10-31T14:19:42-0500

Lol at @Bucky217. Your T.E.A.M. got their dicks kicked in with a super easy schedule upcoming and everything on the line.

BngHawk · 2026-10-31T14:21:46-0500

Lee Beevers said:
Denied. I am halos expert
Football analyst (paid) and I already declared the hawks will be mercilessly buttfucking Wisconsin today. Expect this game to be over by half time.

Look at you.

Creed · 2026-10-31T14:22:16-0500

Great game today. Still pissed about last week. God dammit.

Hawk&Balls · 2026-10-31T14:25:20-0500

Just like we all predicted

StinkyMcFadden · 2026-10-31T14:25:31-0500

	Date	Location	Iowa	Wisconsin
2026-10-31: view game details, IOWA 30, WISC 0	2026-10-31	Iowa City, IA	30	0
2025-10-11: view game details, IOWA 37, WISC 0	2025-10-11	Madison, WI	37	0
2024-11-02: view game details, IOWA 42, WISC 10	2024-11-02	Iowa City, IA	42	10
2023-10-14: view game details, IOWA 15, WISC 6	2023-10-14	Madison, WI	15	6
2022-11-12: view game details, IOWA 24, WISC 10	2022-11-12	Iowa City, IA	24	10

Orestes · 2026-10-31T14:26:12-0500

I just hole the coaches and non-Halo Hawkeye fans know that we have Doug and his reverse jinx to thank for this win.

Hawk&Balls · 2026-10-31T14:26:52-0500

Orestes said:
I just hole the coaches and non-Halo Hawkeye fans know that we have Doug and his reverse jinx to thank for this win.

Plz dont hole the coaches

BngHawk · 2026-10-31T14:26:58-0500

Orestes
Holes the coaches

BngHawk · 2026-10-31T14:27:11-0500

Fuck you balls!!!

newsbreaker · 2026-10-31T14:28:02-0500

A comprehensive ass clapping. Fuck them and the state they rode in on.

I could rub myself raw, and I just might. Fuck yeah.

L. Wade Childress · 2026-10-31T14:28:04-0500

I didn’t realize until that interview that Hank was gay

Stu Beagle · 2026-10-31T14:28:22-0500

Hiring Fickle has been great for us

BngHawk · 2026-10-31T14:30:16-0500

I came. it was slow and methodical, but I came.

CamelTones · 2026-10-31T14:35:26-0500

Iowa has scored 81 unanswered points against Wisconsin.

nikolausp · 2026-10-31T14:38:54-0500

FrodoTBaggin · 2026-10-31T14:43:12-0500

All of you Montgomery doubters at the beginning of the season need to eat shit. He's a fucking stud.

Talkin' Goat · 2026-10-31T14:46:41-0500

Was that stat about Iowa having the best percentage of 5+ yard plays on first down in the FBS accurate? There’s no fucking way in the world that’s possibly correct, right?

Great win boyz. I believe I shall celebrate with eleventy beverages today.

Hawk&Balls · 2026-10-31T14:48:24-0500

Talkin' Goat said:
Was that stat about Iowa having the best percentage of 5+ yard plays on first down in the FBS accurate? There’s no fucking way in the world that’s possibly correct, right?

Great win boyz. I believe I shall celebrate with eleventy beverages today.

Doesn't seem like it should be.

L. Wade Childress · 2026-10-31T14:50:49-0500

FrodoTBaggin said:
All of you Montgomery doubters at the beginning of the season need to eat shit. He's a fucking stud.

he never did anything to us other than being short.

we all owe him an apology.

AZmessDAWG · 2026-10-31T14:51:54-0500

douglasbader said:
I got a bad feeling it's going to be a very ugly day for Iowa and the boo's are going to be raining down from every section of Kinnick.

Lol

Lee Beevers · 2026-10-31T14:54:23-0500

Hawk&Balls said:
Just like we all predicted

I did predict it.

AZmessDAWG · 2026-10-31T14:56:50-0500

douglasbader said:
Hank 20-24 for 222 and 2 TD's.

I look forward to his 11-24 and 2 INT performance at Northwestern next week!!!!

Fuck you.

Lee Beevers · 2026-10-31T14:57:29-0500

BngHawk said:
Look at you.

The Beevtard knows his pigskin.

AZmessDAWG · 2026-10-31T14:58:09-0500

FrodoTBaggin said:
All of you Montgomery doubters at the beginning of the season need to eat shit. He's a fucking stud.

Gus?

Lee Beevers · 2026-10-31T15:05:40-0500

Iowa still has everything in front of them. Regardless of what the retards think 10-2 will be good enough for the playoff. The northwestern game time is still tbd. I’d have to think that if the cats win it will be a night game.

CamelTones · 2026-10-31T15:08:38-0500

Montgomery will make a very good football coach somewhere in about 10 years.

Thomas Wolsey · 2026-10-31T15:18:11-0500

Congrats to Hank. The best game by an Iowa QB since Nate Stanley

cloudhawk · 2026-10-31T15:23:22-0500

Yep- play well. Hecklinski lean is back off for now

AZmessDAWG · 2026-10-31T15:24:18-0500

cloudhawk said:
I didnt say it was the biggest issue- just that they should prioritize getting a #1 LB. Sorry Cam Buffington is not that guy- He's "Fine"

Gushawk said:
I am going to be sorely disappointed if Jaden Montgomery trots out at MLB in the season opener. That would not be indicative of a desire to compete at the highest level of the sport.

Shawneemicks · 2026-10-31T15:25:44-0500

Bunch of fuckin losers

Laplace · 2026-10-31T15:26:19-0500

Laplace said:
Iowa comes out pissed off and focused. Hawks by 13

I even bet on us to cover, which is usually an automatic jinx.

Mountain Hawk · 2026-10-31T15:33:58-0500

Lee Beevers said:
Iowa being kicked out of the polls was such a ridiculous overreaction. They are certainly one of the best 25 teams in the country. Whether they’re one of the 12 best is probably a bridge too far.

Well they certainly kicked #25's ass today.

cloudhawk · 2026-10-31T15:34:39-0500

I've already said I was glad I was wrong- at the time I said it he had 6 amazing tackles...he was fine.

They have both shown they are pretty good linebackers. The Chad Greenway/Jack Campbell talk is still tbd

RazHawk · 2026-10-31T15:35:16-0500

That game makes last weeks loss more inexplicable and painful.

TJones3312 · 2026-10-31T15:36:40-0500

jandj · 2026-10-31T15:36:59-0500

Stat of the day. Everitt punted three times, all were 44 yards.

Verbal · 2026-10-31T15:38:25-0500

TJones3312 said:

Once upon a time, before Lax abandoned us, Halo would have had this stat first.

FrodoTBaggin · 2026-10-31T15:38:41-0500

RazHawk said:
That game makes last weeks loss more inexplicable and painful.

4 turn overs will do that.

FrodoTBaggin · 2026-10-31T15:39:34-0500

Yank Williams ass off the field while we're at it. Can't hold on to the ball for shit. Turn overs kill iowa.

AZmessDAWG · 2026-10-31T15:59:47-0500

cloudhawk said:
I've already said I was glad I was wrong- at the time I said it he had 6 amazing tackles...he was fine.

They have both shown they are pretty good linebackers. The Chad Greenway/Jack Campbell talk is still tbd

You actually said it before the season.

Mr. Hawk · 2026-10-31T16:00:11-0500

Ran into Nate Kaeding, the US Ambassador to NATO and others.

Did not run into Liberal Politician Josh Turek.

AZmessDAWG · 2026-10-31T16:02:02-0500

BillyBob said:
It’s time to talk about Lester.

cloudhawk · 2026-10-31T16:02:47-0500

AZmessDAWG said:
You actually said it before the season.

Yes- which is why I said that they should look at getting a proven #1 LB because everyone was so enthralled with the LB play last year. At the point I said it they were looking at Montgomery and an unproven and inexperienced Buffington.

Buffington has turned out to be what they were saying he would be and Montgomery has seriously elevated his play. Trust me Im glad

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