**Official Wisconsin vs. Iowa Football Thread - 11:00am - FOX**

[26.2]

Same.

This is what I do. I take a look at the season as a whole. Going into the season, we were hoping to take one out of those three games between michigan, Ohio state, and washington. We took two of those. But then we lose to minnesota. Now imagine if we had beat michigan, lost to Ohio state, and lost to Washington. Thats winning one out of 3, just like we hoped. But then beat minnesota. We'd be in the exact same position that we are now, except we'd all feel pretty damn good. Except most people feel miserable because we lost to Minnesota. It's like everyone forgot about our preseason hopes and just upped those pesky expectations.

1. Your W and E keys have gotta be destroyed after that.
2. Remind me again what year you graduated from the University of Iowa.

 

[Monster]

1. Your W and E keys have gotta be destroyed after that.
2. Remind me again what year you graduated from the University of Iowa.

1993.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Same.

This is what I do. I take a look at the season as a whole. Going into the season, we were hoping to take one out of those three games between michigan, Ohio state, and washington. We took two of those. But then we lose to minnesota. Now imagine if we had beat michigan, lost to Ohio state, and lost to Washington. Thats winning one out of 3, just like we hoped. But then beat minnesota. We'd be in the exact same position that we are now, except we'd all feel pretty damn good. Except most people feel miserable because we lost to Minnesota. It's like everyone forgot about our preseason hopes and just upped those pesky expectations.

I don’t mind losing to Minnesota.

it’s how we lost to Minnesota.

 

[kmurp]

I’m about two weeks away from deciding Norvell is a downgrade from betts. Besides Kamari those guys almost look lost

Betts was great, so that wouldn’t be surprising.

 

[Monster]

1. Your W and E keys have gotta be destroyed after that.
2. Remind me again what year you graduated from the University of Iowa.

I bet your F,A,G,G,O,T keys are worn out from typing your signature.

 

[26.2]

I bet your F,A,G,G,O,T keys are worn out from typing your signature.

Aaaaaand after 42 minutes of brainstorming, he comes up with this!!!

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Does his keyboard have two g keys? Sounds Italian.

 

[26.2]

Does his keyboard have two g keys? Sounds Italian.

Damn you easily beat monster's 42 minutes by 40 minutes for that quality zing!

 

[SteadyEddy]

You a big Fran guy?

Having a good post season makes all the worlds difference. I think I could handle shitty low scoring coin flip games if it meant a Big 10 Championship and deep playoff run like McCollum.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Aaaaaand after 42 minutes of brainstorming, he comes up with this!!!

Maybe he banged your mom eight times

 

[douglasbader]

So I listened to Hawk Central. This has probably been discussed somewhere, but I found the quote by coach Ferentz as being very interesting. During his presser after the game he was basically implying that Heck was not doing what he's being asked to do and that was the biggest reason for being benched. "We all have bosses" or whatever. And that fans don't always know what the players are being asked to do, all they see are obvious plays that appear to be mistakes.

If that's the case I hope Heck got the message because at this point he definitely seems to be the best option.

LOL at all of this.

 

[Monster]

LOL at all of this.

Lol at your FACE.

 

[Uff Da]

LOL at all of this.

Monster is really one of the worst posters on this site.

Hawk Central said

 

[Monster]

Monster is really one of the worst posters on this site.

Hawk Central said

Did you pass away?

 

[Monster]

Btw, I don't think Doug really read my post above because the content is exactly the stuff he would say here.

 

[douglasbader]

Btw, I don't think Doug really read my post above because the content is exactly the stuff he would say here.

I'm playing a bit and I'm bored. I'm pissed about the QB situation, but who cares at the same time. It's 18-24 year old muscular young men running around in shoulder pads, tight capri pants, midriff showing while wrestling other young men to the ground.

It's all super gay.

 

[SteadyEddy]

Suddenly I’m feeling some growing excitement for this weekends game.

 

[kmurp]

Suddenly I’m feeling some growing excitement for this weekends game.

Me too. Happens every time. The season is always too short.

 

[Talkin' Goat]

Sorry. No optimism allowed on HaLo. Moose out front should have told you.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

No way they play another game like they did last week. Lock of the week is Iowa covering.

 

[cloudhawk]

Alot of games are like last week. Minus the turnovers- usually 3 and outs instead. Most of the time they pull them out of their hat, which I thought they were somehow going to do last week too until Minnesota completed that pass to put them in field goal range.

 

[Monster]

Where are you people tailgating?

 

[Mr. Hawk]

Where are you people tailgating edging?

 

[Monster]

After reading the numbers on Kirk's teams after a loss, I'm really liking Iowa -2.5. Total 36.5 is intriguing. A curb stomping may be in order.

 

[Lee Beevers]

After reading the numbers on Kirk's teams after a loss, I'm really liking Iowa -2.5. Total 36.5 is intriguing. A curb stomping may be in order.

It will be a buttfucking of the merciless variety with the Badgers on the receiving end.

 

[Fritz Fequiere]

Colton Joseph can’t pass and Iowa will shut down any one dimensional offense.

 

[Karl Hungus]

I'm not comfortable with all these expectations

 

[The Full Monte]

I don’t mind losing to Minnesota.

Eatshit.gif

 

[Mr. Hawk]

Can one bring an umbrella into kinnick? (not to use inside, but to use while walking to the stadium). Or is that against the rules because of terrorism?

 

[Mr. Hawk]

Welp, AI says no umbrellas.

 

[Mr. Hawk]

I had this happen at USC last year. Everyone had to ditch their umbrellas right outside the gates. Thanks, Osama.

 

[The Dad]

Can one bring an umbrella into kinnick? (not to use inside, but to use while walking to the stadium). Or is that against the rules because of terrorism?

Umbrella? Aren’t you bald?

 

[Mr. Hawk]

I'm closely cropped like a Nazi yute.

 

[The Dad]

I'm closely cropped like a Nazi yute.

White Power alleys?

 

[Hawk&Balls]

MH edging tomorrow covered by a black garbage bag

 

[Monster]

I had this happen at USC last year. Everyone had to ditch their umbrellas right outside the gates. Thanks, Osama.

Why would you have that happen?

 

[Monster]

I don't want to sit in the rain. I'm delicate.

 

[Mr. Hawk]

Why would you have that happen?

They clearly didn't know who I was.

 

[kmurp]

Hope the defense scores.

 

[Dr_Hawk]

Umbrella? Aren’t you bald?

I am asking a question I don’t know the answer to, but wouldn’t a bald person benefit more from an umbrella? Maybe not, but it seems like a question worth asking.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Hope the offense scores

 

[The Dad]

I’m not bald, but if I was I’d say I wouldn’t give a single fuck about an umbrella. 1) no hair to mess up and 2) I could just wear a hat since I had zero hair to fuck up.

 

[cloudhawk]

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

I had this happen at USC last year. Everyone had to ditch their umbrellas right outside the gates. Thanks, Osama.

 

[Dr_Hawk]

I’m not bald, but if I was I’d say I wouldn’t give a single fuck about an umbrella. 1) no hair to mess up and 2) I could just wear a hat since I had zero hair to fuck up.

I am bald. What I wouldn't give to have wet hair again!

 

[The Dad]

I am bald. What I wouldn't give to have wet hair again!

Yeah, I’m bald too. The #1 most under appreciated thing by the Hair Havers and Half Hairs is the moisture mitigation properties their hair provides. Especially the sweat. Fuck do my eyes get to a burnin at times.

 

[Dr_Hawk]

Yeah, I’m bald too. The #1 most under appreciated thing by the Hair Havers and Half Hairs is the moisture mitigation properties their hair provides. Especially the sweat. Fuck do my eyes get to a burnin at times.

I have ruined so many hats because of sweat. And I am now headband guy at the gym. Thank god I have given up caring what I look like.

 

[Mr. Hawk]

I am bald. What I wouldn't give to have wet hair again!

18 months or so mang.

 

[The Dad]

18 months or so mang.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Yeah, I’m bald too.

There are dozens of us