**Official Wisconsin vs. Iowa Football Thread - 11:00am - FOX**

[Monster]

So happy to still have hair.

 

[cloudhawk]

Luscious locks

 

[The Dad]

So happy to still have hair.

Why don’t you try growing some ears then you deaf bitch!

 

[cloudhawk]

Mean

 

[Monster]

I'd rather be deaf than bald.

 

[The Dad]

I'd rather be deaf than bald.

Yeah, your head is more appropriately shaped to accommodate deaf.

 

[Monster]

Yeah, your head is more appropriately shaped to accommodate deaf.

Lol I don't know what that means but it's probably true.

 

[Lee Beevers]

Bald people disgust me.

 

[2HawkFans]

I haven't had hair for a couple decades now. IDGAF
Plus, I no longer have to use a comb.

 

[The Dad]

Lol I don't know what that means but it's probably true.

Nothing personal against you, buddy boy. Just the tread that big boned fellas such as yourself tend to end up with Vader head, that’s all.

lawlz!!!

 

[The Dad]

I bet ol’ ballz has Vader head, right balls?

 

[kmurp]

I'd rather be deaf than bald.

What?

 

[Dr. Zaius]

What?

HE WOULD RATHER BE DEAF THAN BALD

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Conversely, AZ would rather be balled

 

[Mr. Hawk]

Conversely, AZ would rather be balled

 

[FrodoTBaggin]

Reddit r/bald is really fucking funny.

https://www.reddit.com/r/bald/s/j3hQBSTsEW

 

[Fair and Balanced]

Nothing personal against you, buddy boy. Just the tread that big boned fellas such as yourself tend to end up with Vader head, that’s all.

lawlz!!!

Wait. H&B has eczema?

 

[Hawk&Balls]

I also play harmonica

 

[BngHawk]

h&b is probably a good hang

 

[jandj]

I haven't had hair for a couple decades now. IDGAF
Plus, I no longer have to use a comb.

you or both of you?

 

[FrodoTBaggin]

Game day, bitches!

 

[FrodoTBaggin]

Let's try not to be faggots out there today, boys!

 

[SteadyEddy]

Let's try not to be faggots out there today, boys!

Why must you ruin all the fun.

 

[brantshawks]

Why must you ruin all the fun.

FINE. You can be a faggot out there today.

 

[SteadyEddy]

 

[douglasbader]

I got a bad feeling it's going to be a very ugly day for Iowa and the boo's are going to be raining down from every section of Kinnick.

 

[brantshawks]

 

[Hawk&Balls]

WET

 

[kmurp]

I got a bad feeling it's going to be a very ugly day for Iowa and the boo's are going to be raining down from every section of Kinnick.

Certainly possible. If I understood the ANF guys correctly, the Wisconsin run defense is good enough to not need to bring the safeties down to stop the run so Iowa shouldn’t have open receivers like last week for our QBs to miss.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

 

[gohawkeyes811]

Hawks by at least 10.

 

[Mr. Hawk]

Rainy cool October slugfest with Wisconsin. I feel like I’ve been to 50 of those.

 

[douglasbader]

Rainy cool October slugfest with Wisconsin. I feel like I’ve been to 50 of those.

Perfect conditions with a line that hasn't blocked well, a QB that can't throw, a team missing it's lead RB, the next guy banged up and and starting the guy who was 4th string a week ago along with the other healthy RB's that all fumbled last week.

Other than that, sounds fun!

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Hope @Mr. Hawk has his hefty bag ready to go

 

[BBK]

Hope @Mr. Hawk has his hefty bag ready to go

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Very moist in IC

 

[cloudhawk]

Doug is not a sunshine Boi today and I do not like it

 

[Creed]

Buttfuck those badger-humping, cheese-lathering, miller lite piss water drinking faggots.

 

[cloudhawk]

Thats what Im talking about Creed!

 

[brantshawks]

Buttfuck those badger-humping, cheese-lathering, miller lite piss water drinking faggots.

Let's make kinnick their own prison today

 

[Laplace]

Iowa comes out pissed off and focused. Hawks by 13.

 

[Kerky]

Today will determine whether this is going to be a 9 win team or 7. Going out on a limb there, but the lack of optimism number of posts and even likes on Frodo's gameday post seems to indicate that most think this is going to end up being a 7 win team.

I will say that I have no expectations for good performance and am looking forward to simply watching the game as such. Upside only.

 

[Shawneemicks]

Yep

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Doug is not a sunshine Boi today and I do not like it

Let him cook

 

[Lee Beevers]

Today will determine whether this is going to be a 9 win team or 7. Going out on a limb there, but the lack of optimism number of posts and even likes on Frodo's gameday post seems to indicate that most think this is going to end up being a 7 win team.

I will say that I have no expectations for good performance and am looking forward to simply watching the game as such. Upside only.

Denied. I am halos expert
Football analyst (paid) and I already declared the hawks will be mercilessly buttfucking Wisconsin today. Expect this game to be over by half time.

 

[Bovert]

I placed a wager on Iowa. I apologize in advance for the impending and inevitable loss

 

[Greg Obrecht]

Wisconsin 17
Iowa 13

 

[CleteyColgate]

WHO'S YOUR DADDY FICKELL

 

[douglasbader]

It pained me to post all that horrible over the top shit this past week, but fuck we needed the reverse jinx in the worst way. You're welcome, Iowa!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[champion_thedrinker]

I've been saying all along that Skank Brown was the clear #1.