**2017–18 Offseason Thread**

[nolookpass]

Reece is good as always, but this in particular made me happy.

In related news, they threw away the fax machine and now plan to communicate via email

 

[hawkeyealum]

I was told Bob Stoops is at the Iowa football facility today. Maybe hes taking over for Garta

 

[turtley78]

I was told Bob Stoops is at the Iowa football facility today. Maybe hes taking over for Garta

They need to hire him as an analyst a la Butch Jones at Alabama.

 

[hawkeyealum]

Intern!

 

[Stu Beagle]

I was told Bob Stoops is at the Iowa football facility today. Maybe hes taking over for Garta

They need to hire him as an analyst a la Butch Jones at Alabama.

Isnt he still on the OU payroll

 

[Bob]

I was told Bob Stoops is at the Iowa football facility today. Maybe hes taking over for Garta

His track record for hiring assistants is pretty great, I'd be down if he promised not to hire Mike.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

I have the largest football Boner I’ve had in a really long time.

 

[HawkLax6]

I have the largest football Boner I’ve had in a really long time.

So like four inches?

 

[Carter Page]

I was told Bob Stoops is at the Iowa football facility today. Maybe hes taking over for Garta

Is his son with him?

 

[turtley78]

We've got some excellent dudes in our program of choice...

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Here’s to hoping Kirk fires Barta for Stoops

 

[Lefty]

We've got some excellent dudes in our program of choice...

I was at Benton when he was there. He has always genuinely been a great man.

 

[6deuce]

We've got some excellent dudes in our program of choice...

I was at Benton when he was there. He has always genuinely been a great man.

You probably know my cousins. They are Keystone faggots.

 

[Lefty]

We've got some excellent dudes in our program of choice...

I was at Benton when he was there. He has always genuinely been a great man.

You probably know my cousins. They are Keystone faggots.

Depends on the years they were there but probably.

 

[6deuce]

I was at Benton when he was there. He has always genuinely been a great man.

You probably know my cousins. They are Keystone faggots.

Depends on the years they were there but probably.

The 90’s all the way thru the early 2000’s. I actually lived in Elberon until I was 4.

 

[Lefty]

I would know late 80’s early 90’s.

 

[Gushawk]

 

[The Full Monte]

Practicing....but still ineligible right? There hasn’t been any announcement to the contrary right?

 

[Bob]

Practicing....but still ineligible right? There hasn’t been any announcement to the contrary right?

He's redshirting because of academics. That doesn't stop him from practicing, he just can't play. They already announced it last week so I don't think there's really anything else to announce at this point?

Kirk seems pretty okay with it and was complimentary of what he's done since he got on campus, so I don't think there's too much danger of him not being eligible next year

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

Morehouse retweed this


Oh and here's a bonus clip of some Nebrantska schadenfreude where he has a pick six

http://www.espn.com/video/clip?id=20723872

 

[Bob]

NIU had arguably the best defense in the G5 last year, although they were playing a really aggressive style that isn't all that similar to what Iowa does. Still definitely a worthwhile guy to take a shot on given the current LB situation

 

[Jimmie Dimmick]

Morehouse retweed this


Oh and here's a bonus clip of some Nebrantska schadenfreude where he has a pick six

http://www.espn.com/video/clip?id=20723872

pppffftt, everyone had a pick six vs Nebrantska

 

[nolookpass]

NIU had arguably the best defense in the G5 last year, although they were playing a really aggressive style that isn't all that similar to what Iowa does. Still definitely a worthwhile guy to take a shot on given the current LB situation

Is Northern Illinois where our wide receiver coach was at?

 

[eclone]

http://abcnews.go.com/Sports/wireStory/iowa-coach-kirk-ferentz-neighbors-settle-road-dispute-52879594

"While they may desire a moat between themselves and the outside world, the Ferentzes cannot appropriate the right-of-way easement, up to and into the Roadway surface — as their personal rampart," Tarr wrote in a filing.

Spoiler

Ferentz had been advised by his predecessor, the legendary football coach Hayden Fry, to live outside Iowa City and "build a moat."

Not so fast...

 

[Bob]

NIU had arguably the best defense in the G5 last year, although they were playing a really aggressive style that isn't all that similar to what Iowa does. Still definitely a worthwhile guy to take a shot on given the current LB situation

Is Northern Illinois where our wide receiver coach was at?

Yeah

 

[CamelTones]

NIU had arguably the best defense in the G5 last year, although they were playing a really aggressive style that isn't all that similar to what Iowa does. Still definitely a worthwhile guy to take a shot on given the current LB situation

I'm guessing he tweeted that out because NIU is Iowa's first opponent.

 

[Bob]

NIU had arguably the best defense in the G5 last year, although they were playing a really aggressive style that isn't all that similar to what Iowa does. Still definitely a worthwhile guy to take a shot on given the current LB situation

I'm guessing he tweeted that out because NIU is Iowa's first opponent.

Could be that, but if they're going to bring in a grad transfer that'd be the obvious place (well that and punter). Especially when it's a good player from a program in the area that Kirk respects a lot.

E: should have read that whole article, he wants to transfer to a school in Tex, where he's from. So you're right. Still good news for Iowa though.

 

[Geese]

Look at that stud

 

[turtley78]

It looks like he is throwing a no-look swing route with a jazz hand.

 

[Jimmie Dimmick]

It looks like he is throwing a no-look swing route with a jazz hand.

He’s staring at the ground. Was Jake Christensen visiting practice?

 

[6deuce]

Is Ronda Rousey a new QB walk-on we haven't heard about?

 

[DGHawk]

You probably know my cousins. They are Keystone faggots.

Depends on the years they were there but probably.

The 90’s all the way thru the early 2000’s. I actually lived in Elberon until I was 4.

Chad Hennings is my cousin. Like really fucking distant, but still - csb/

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Did someone say jazz hands?

 

[6deuce]

That's not Chad Hennings, retard.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Did I say it was, retard?

 

[Monster]

Alriiiiight, you two.

 

[Trey Kohn]

Alriiiiight, you two.

Yeah. You shouldn't be the voice of reason.

 

[Monster]

Alriiiiight, you two.

Yeah. You shouldn't be the voice of reason.

IK,R!

I've been much more relaxed lately.

 

[6deuce]

Fuck off monster!!!

 

[Geese]

Did someone say jazz hands?

No

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Jizz hands?

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

This is Penn State's backup QB but pretty solid choice for announcing you're staying.

 

[Geese]

 

[Bob]

This is Penn State's backup QB but pretty solid choice for announcing you're staying.

There exists a vocal portion of the Penn State fanbase who want to bench McSorley for this dude and it is the weirdest thing

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

This is Penn State's backup QB but pretty solid choice for announcing you're staying.

There exists a vocal portion of the Penn State fanbase who want to bench McSorley for this dude and it is the weirdest thing

Less weird than their proclivity to molest kids.

 

[TJones3312]

This is Penn State's backup QB but pretty solid choice for announcing you're staying.

There exists a vocal portion of the Penn State fanbase who want to bench McSorley for this dude and it is the weirdest thing

Seems like a better version of Joel Lanyard

 

[Gushawk]

ISM is gonna have many more great moments as a Hawkeye

 

[Monster]

Tristan Wirfs is going to win the Outland.

 

[nolookpass]

We talkin expectations?

 

[turtley78]

Tristan Wirfs is going to win the Outland.

That's a big boy.