**2017–18 Offseason Thread**

[AZmessDAWG]

#220, #221...whatever it takes.

 

[BngHawk]

If I had to make a comprehensive list of my favorite foods, starting with my very favorite, steak would come in around #220.

What’s your top 5?

 

[Verbal]

I grew up liking A-1. I still use it once in awhile, for old time's sake, especially if someone else cooked the steak.

 

[Kamala]

Pizza, Neapolitan style. Pizza any other style. Spaghetti. Cannoli. Shrimp fajitas.

 

[BngHawk]

Pizza, Neapolitan style. Pizza any other style. Spaghetti. Cannoli. Shrimp fajitas.

Solid top 5 there. Thanks for following through.

 

[hawkeyealum]

I still can't believe steak would come in at 220

 

[SteadyEddy]

I throw a touch of A-1 and worcestershire sauce on my burger patties and let them sit for a bit before grilling. It's a nice little enhancement.

 

[KitKatApples]

Pizza, Neapolitan style. Pizza any other style. Spaghetti. Cannoli. Shrimp fajitas.

I would consider this an acceptable slogan if one were to run for office.

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

This thread has more steak and playoff discussion than IA football.

I like steak.

 

[wondergrape]

If I had to make a comprehensive list of my favorite foods, starting with my very favorite, steak would come in around #220.

Pizza, Neapolitan style. Pizza any other style. Spaghetti. Cannoli. Shrimp fajitas.

Fuck you.

 

[fuisu98]

I’ve grilled heart

Thing is huge and mostly round. Just slice it into inch thick slabs and grill like a burger or steak?

Marinate it and grill it. One inch slabs will work, keep it medium rare. I like it with sautéed onions and jalapeños on the side.

You can also find kabob recipes online that are pretty good.

Beef heart isn’t as lean as venison or elk heart but the fat tastes better than tallow so trim it if you wish.

Tongue is excellent. Boil it and then do a rapid chill in ice bath to pull a memebrane off. Then brine it for 24 hours or so. Then grill it and slice it thin. Eat it with some mustard for dipping and it’s wonderful. Otherwise you could chop it up for tacos but I like it straight up.

 

[Geese]

Kamala makes me think of Kumla and that's in my top 5.

 

[Geese]

I’ve grilled heart

Thing is huge and mostly round. Just slice it into inch thick slabs and grill like a burger or steak?

Marinate it and grill it. One inch slabs will work, keep it medium rare. I like it with sautéed onions and jalapeños on the side.

You can also find kabob recipes online that are pretty good.

Beef heart isn’t as lean as venison or elk heart but the fat tastes better than tallow so trim it if you wish.

Tongue is excellent. Boil it and then do a rapid chill in ice bath to pull a memebrane off. Then brine it for 24 hours or so. Then grill it and slice it thin. Eat it with some mustard for dipping and it’s wonderful. Otherwise you could chop it up for tacos but I like it straight up.

@BLSardo

 

[fuisu98]

Thing is huge and mostly round. Just slice it into inch thick slabs and grill like a burger or steak?

Marinate it and grill it. One inch slabs will work, keep it medium rare. I like it with sautéed onions and jalapeños on the side.

You can also find kabob recipes online that are pretty good.

Beef heart isn’t as lean as venison or elk heart but the fat tastes better than tallow so trim it if you wish.

Tongue is excellent. Boil it and then do a rapid chill in ice bath to pull a memebrane off. Then brine it for 24 hours or so. Then grill it and slice it thin. Eat it with some mustard for dipping and it’s wonderful. Otherwise you could chop it up for tacos but I like it straight up.

@BLSardo

Watch it or I’ll start posting my goose cooking suggestions.

 

[wondergrape]

exactly

turn it every minute after the first sear, and spoon ladle the butter to baste the meat

not fancy -- simply the proper way to do it

simply

practice

Oh, I know it's really easy. I was just mocking your usage of our language's most condescending adverb to describe some real fancy pants shit.

 

[Jimmie Dimmick]

Pizza, Neapolitan style. Pizza any other style. Spaghetti. Cannoli. Shrimp fajitas.

You got a like for the far superior neopolitan style pizza, but I damn near revoked it for that spaghetti shit.

 

[douglasbader]

What the fuck happened to this thread?

 

[Geese]

I'm looking for a beef jerky recipe @bearbull24.5

 

[FrodoTBaggin]

You weren't here, Doug. That's what.

 

[Lime]

What the fuck happened to this thread?

Got a lot of fat fucks on this board

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

370 posts, 75 of them abt Iowa Football

 

[Lime]

I didn't expect Iowa to finish ranked, but LOL at Iowa State receiving 36 votes to Iowa's 2 in the AP. I also anticipate a boycott of FedEx after Memphis finished ranked.

http://www.espn.com/college-football/rankings/_/poll/1/week/1/year/2017/seasontype/3

 

[The Full Monte]

I didn't expect Iowa to finish ranked, but LOL at Iowa State receiving 36 votes to Iowa's 2 in the AP. I also anticipate a boycott of FedEx after Memphis finished ranked.

http://www.espn.com/college-football/rankings/_/poll/1/week/1/year/2017/seasontype/3

What a joke

Memphis’ strength of schedule was 60th in the country. Their best win was against 7-6 Navy

 

[nolookpass]

Massey ratings have Iowa at 17th and Iowa State at 22. Those are probably tad more accurate than USA Today.

https://www.masseyratings.com/cf/11604/ratings

 

[Revolver]

Massey ratings have Iowa at 17th and Iowa State at 22. Those are probably tad more accurate than USA Today.

https://www.masseyratings.com/cf/11604/ratings

Sounds like they do their homework.

 

[Stu Beagle]

Should Wisconsin get the death penalty?

 

[Lime]

Should Wisconsin get the death penalty?

I assumed yes before I even saw the tweet

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

Should Wisconsin get the death penalty?

I assumed yes before I even saw the tweet

Obviously

 

[Geese]

Seems worse than Penn State so I'd say yes.

 

[Jimmie Dimmick]

don’t fuckin tease me

 

[UnKnOwN_SeRb]

Jimmie is ready to be the executioner! One by one.

 

[Bob]

Massey ratings have Iowa at 17th and Iowa State at 22. Those are probably tad more accurate than USA Today.

https://www.masseyratings.com/cf/11604/ratings

Colley has UCF 1, Iowa 18, and ISU at 38 so I've decided it's the only legitimate ranking system.

http://www.colleyrankings.com/currank.html

 

[Stu Beagle]

3rd toughest schedule in the country and only one loss by more than one possession.

 

[Stu Beagle]

ISU with 42nd SOS. Seemed high, but than I remembered how awful the bottom third of that conference was.

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

Sounds like they have some options they like at OL for next year (Jackson, Wirfs, Reynolds, Render are already known quantities). Hopefully banwart is back for Spring. Hopefully the Paulsens are healthy.

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

Just say white.

 

[sergeanthulka]

Sounds like they have some options they like at OL for next year (Jackson, Wirfs, Reynolds, Render are already known quantities). Hopefully banwart is back for Spring. Hopefully the Paulsens are healthy.

I still think LeGrand could be really good. Kind of the forgotten man...couldn't even get answers on his injuries...

 

[Bob]

Sounds like they have some options they like at OL for next year (Jackson, Wirfs, Reynolds, Render are already known quantities). Hopefully banwart is back for Spring. Hopefully the Paulsens are healthy.

I think Landon Paulsen probably just sucks and can just about be written off at this point but I assume Levi will be in the mix at guard if they go with Render at center

Excited about Kallenberger. He'll probably start inside but their tackle recruiting has gotten way better recently and it'll be nice to have some legitimate depth there rather than trying to convert a guard or center if someone goes down

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

Landon has been injured is my understanding.

 

[nolookpass]

I'm surprised Kirk is going to court over this for $9,000. I'm guessing the lawyer fees will run higher than that and he probably has more than nine grand in his couch cushions.

Iowa coach Kirk Ferentz faces an unusual rival: his neighbors

https://search.app.goo.gl/7X64

Shared from my Google feed

 

[Debit One]

Excited about Kallenberger.

Kallenberger is such a red-ass. Love his recruiting video.

http://www.hudl.com/video/3/2860658/5721d80b4df6124b7026345a

 

[douglasbader]

I'm surprised Kirk is going to court over this for $9,000. I'm guessing the lawyer fees will run higher than that and he probably has more than nine grand in his couch cushions.

Iowa coach Kirk Ferentz faces an unusual rival: his neighbors

https://search.app.goo.gl/7X64

Shared from my Google feed

Yeah, it appears you didn't even read the article or you would have known the $9k isn't the issue.

 

[nolookpass]

I'm surprised Kirk is going to court over this for $9,000. I'm guessing the lawyer fees will run higher than that and he probably has more than nine grand in his couch cushions.

Iowa coach Kirk Ferentz faces an unusual rival: his neighbors

https://search.app.goo.gl/7X64

Shared from my Google feed

Yeah, it appears you didn't even read the article or you would have known the $9k isn't the issue.

They did go to court over the 9 Grand and Kirk won..

 

[douglasbader]

I'm surprised Kirk is going to court over this for $9,000. I'm guessing the lawyer fees will run higher than that and he probably has more than nine grand in his couch cushions.

Iowa coach Kirk Ferentz faces an unusual rival: his neighbors

https://search.app.goo.gl/7X64

Shared from my Google feed

Yeah, it appears you didn't even read the article or you would have known the $9k isn't the issue.

They did go to court over the 9 Grand and Kirk won..

Right, but it isn't about the $9k if you read the article. The reason they went to court is because he didn't agree to any of this stuff and they used it as a way to force him to and paying it would have been an admission that he was part of the neighborhood association, which he isn't.

 

[Bob]

HOAs are universally fucking garbage

 

[Hawk_Kegmasters]

Kirk is right here. The neighbors and their so called HOA can suck it.

 

[MikeyJoe]

Yeah, it appears you didn't even read the article or you would have known the $9k isn't the issue.

They did go to court over the 9 Grand and Kirk won..

Right, but it isn't about the $9k if you read the article. The reason they went to court is because he didn't agree to any of this stuff and they used it as a way to force him to and paying it would have been an admission that he was part of the neighborhood association, which he isn't.

A judge ruled in September that the Ferentzes aren’t required to join the homeowners’ association that their neighbors formed in 2015 to share road maintenance costs.

LOL. LOLOLOLOL.

The neighbors decided to form a HoA after you already bought your home and then sue you to join?

L o FUCKING L

 

[MikeyJoe]

Ryan Foley remains a twat.

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

They did go to court over the 9 Grand and Kirk won..

Right, but it isn't about the $9k if you read the article. The reason they went to court is because he didn't agree to any of this stuff and they used it as a way to force him to and paying it would have been an admission that he was part of the neighborhood association, which he isn't.

A judge ruled in September that the Ferentzes aren’t required to join the homeowners’ association that their neighbors formed in 2015 to share road maintenance costs.

LOL. LOLOLOLOL.

The neighbors decided to form a HoA after you already bought your home and then sue you to join?

L o FUCKING L

Hoa with a small number of quasiwealthy people. Fuck that.

 

[Stu Beagle]

wait....KF lives on a gravel road?