**2018-2019 Iowa Hawkeyes Basketball Season Thread**

[Geese]

Buncha pussies

 

[KitKatApples]

Not interested/AZ

 

[Fletch]

Bucky’s going in dry. I’m glad I have a prior commitment and am unable to watch.

Fuck you.

No. Fuck you.

 

[Hawkstrat]

Guys, it isn't an either/or. You both can GFYs.

 

[Fletch]

Guys, it isn't an either/or. You both can GFYs.

Already done.

 

[Geese]

Well if this person has jumped ship!

 

[Geese]

Here we go

 

[Hawk_Kegmasters]

Uhh Chris you’re the one leading the band of negative fans, ya faggot!

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Des Moines media is insufferable

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Well if this person has jumped ship!

I have already seen this tweet by Hassel 100 times

 

[HiawathaHawk]

Well if this person has jumped ship!

I have already seen this tweet by Hassel 100 times

I don't even follow him and I swear I've seen it 10 times just with Kirk. Most of the time involving his dad.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

I unfollowed hassel tonight. He’s turning into all the rest of them.

 

[Geese]

Hassels dad is a child

 

[Geese]

Not literally

 

[Hawkstrat]

Not literally

He's someone's child. That person is likely dead, but still.

 

[gohawkeyes811]

So basically to sum everything up.... People are stupid.

Do I have that pretty much correct?

 

[MikeyJoe]

Here we go

I know more people who are still emotionally invested in Drake's teams than Iowa's at this point.

No you don't.

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

Des Moines media is insufferable

They are lazy and trite and demand that you give them access.

 

[RiotFan]

Here we go

I know more people who are still emotionally invested in Drake's teams than Iowa's at this point.

No you don't.

Two of the most insufferable 'bags around Iowa sports in one post. Throw in Hassel for a trifecta.

 

[Revolver]

Chris Hassel went from "it's really cool to have an Iowa fan on SportsCenter" to "this guy is one of the most pathetic pussies on Twitter" in the span of a few years.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Probably the biggest reason is ESPN canned his sorry ass.

 

[Revolver]

Probably the biggest reason is ESPN canned his sorry ass.

I'd like to think that when he got called into the office to be shown the door that they assured him that his termination had nothing to do with the layoffs and that he was being let go for being such a faggot.

 

[Captain Willard]

The Iowa sports media got butt hurt over the "misinformation campaign" with Cook last off-season. They decided to go after Fran's job for retaliation.

That's my conspiracy theory.

 

[Dolomitey]

The Iowa sports media got butt hurt over the "misinformation campaign" with Cook last off-season. They decided to go after Fran's job for retaliation.

That's my conspiracy theory.

Keith Murphy and (his underlings) appear to have never gotten over Fran taking exception to their questions that tried to legitimize the Woodbury intentional eye-poke scandal. Murphy sounded like a whiny bitch then and he does now too.

 

[Wanderer]

If you would have told me 20 pages ago that last year's team was playing better heading in to the BTT than this year's team, I would have called you the R word.

 

[Hawkstrat]

If you would have told me 20 pages ago that last year's team was playing better heading in to the BTT than this year's team, I would have called you the R word.

"Right"?

 

[Wanderer]

Rong

 

[Match34]

For most of Fran's seasons, when I look back and think about it I go, "Oh yeah, that fucking season."

 

[AZmessDAWG]

 

[hawkeyealum]

Connor went 1-3 from 3 last night, IMRPOVING his season % to 15%. 3-20 on the year.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

See? Already getting better.

 

[bigazzturkeylegs]

It's pretty incredible how fast Hassel turned from a likable media figure into a complete phaggot.

 

[Fletch]

What a douchebag.

Hassel is pretty annoying too.

 

[Hawkstrat]

Dude played for UNI, right- how is that bringing him home?

Also, he's coached one season.

 

[KingJames]

Dude played for UNI, right- how is that bringing him home?

Also, he's coached one season.

This seemed to work well for Providence and Keno.

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

Dude played for UNI, right- how is that bringing him home?

Also, he's coached one season.

This seemed to work well for Providence and Keno.

Absolutely, CMU wouldn’t have him if it weren’t for that.

Also, I did not know that Keno was an asst for Pearl at Southern Indiana from 95-97.

 

[CamelTones]

Maryland beat Minnesota so Iowa limps to the 6 seed.

 

[Jimmie Dimmick]

Maryland beat Minnesota so Iowa limps to the 6 seed.

pretty good result

 

[HiawathaHawk]

Playing at 8:30 on Thursday night. Northwestern is the 14. 11 is Illinois, Rutgers, Indiana or Penn State.

Illinois plays Penn State, Indiana plays Rutgers.
Illinois + Rutgers = Indiana
Illinois + Indiana = Rutgers
PSU + Rutgers = Penn State
PSU + Indiana = Illinois

 

[Emeril Lagasse]

Playing at 8:30 on Thursday night. Northwestern is the 14. 11 is Illinois, Rutgers, Indiana or Penn State.

Illinois plays Penn State, Indiana plays Rutgers.
Illinois + Rutgers = Indiana
Illinois + Indiana = Rutgers
PSU + Rutgers = Penn State
PSU + Indiana = Illinois

 

[HiawathaHawk]

Playing at 8:30 on Thursday night. Northwestern is the 14. 11 is Illinois, Rutgers, Indiana or Penn State.

Illinois plays Penn State, Indiana plays Rutgers.
Illinois + Rutgers = Indiana
Illinois + Indiana = Rutgers
PSU + Rutgers = Penn State
PSU + Indiana = Illinois

We play the winner of the 11/14 game. Northwestern is locked into the 14. Those combinations of wins equal the 11 seed.

 

[CamelTones]

I want Iowa to play exactly 0 of those teams.

 

[Fletch]

I want Iowa to play exactly 0 of those teams.

My exact thoughts regarding the entire bracket.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

I want Iowa to play exactly 0 of those teams.

Yeah, it doesn’t matter who they play if they play like they have been the last 3 games

 

[wondergrape]

I want Iowa to play exactly 0 of those teams.

Yeah, it doesn’t matter who they play if they play like they have been the last 3 games

I am so fucking sick of feeling this way going into the douche tourn.

 

[Hawk4Life94]

I just don't get the LOE.

 

[bigazzturkeylegs]

If you haven't lost all hope you can root for MSU tonight.

 

[wondergrape]

If you haven't lost all hope you can root for MSU tonight.

nm

 

[Geese]

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Did hassel recently get have a sex change in a time machine and become a junior high girl?