**2020 Iowa Basketball Off-Season Thread**

Creed

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Joe is a man-gina! Joe is a man-gina!
 

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Andrew Wiggins and Karl-Anthony Towns started crying at the thought of what Jimmy Butler would do to Joe Wieskamp.
 
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Good for him or whatever, but fuck if he doesn't look like a goomba in that picture.
 
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Let's get real, Joe did not plan that. She told him they should get married and he said ok and then she set it up for him. Because he is the beta in the relationship.

I'm glad he's in love but he better fucking grow a pair this year.
 

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If I were joe I would stop playing basketball and sit at home staring at my lovely fiancé.
 
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I worked with a guy at Wells Fargo who straight up combined his last name with his wife’s when they got married.
 
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Without giving away the dude’s new name, can you give a reasonably accurate example? I understand completely what you are saying happened, but kinda want to see the wreckage for myself. Same as needing to see a pic of Dak’s foot pointing in the wrong direction, if you will.
 
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In his case it actually works and looks normal. Both have German surnames. Think something like SchneiderBecker(although they combined names, the S and B are both capitalized)
 
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Without giving away the dude’s new name, can you give a reasonably accurate example? I understand completely what you are saying happened, but kinda want to see the wreckage for myself. Same as needing to see a pic of Dak’s foot pointing in the wrong direction, if you will.

An example I know is a guy and girl combined their last names into one. Beddow and Dahl became Beddahl for them both. They are no longer married.
 

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An example I know is a guy and girl combined their last names into one. Beddow and Dahl became Beddahl for them both. They are no longer married.
I know a couple that both hated their fathers so when they got married they made up a completely different last name.
 

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Him wearing 23 is absurd and should not be permitted.

"No, you see, in the United States of America, we don't let fat people wear #23, even if they're black."

23 requirements: Black, athletic looking, under 6'8".

Most years, we should not have a #23 under Fran.

The fact that this was allowed shows that this team lacks leadership and BLM has jumped the shark.

 

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Him wearing 23 is absurd and should not be permitted.

"No, you see, in the United States of America, we don't let fat people wear #23, even if they're black."

23 requirements: Black, athletic looking, under 6'8".

Most years, we should not have a #23 under Fran.

The fact that this was allowed shows that this team lacks leadership and BLM has jumped the shark.

I feel like this is a perfect time to remind you that they let Jermain Davis wear #23 and while he meets your requirements, he really sucked.
 

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He looks like the type of slovenly kid that would pick #69.
 

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I feel like this is a perfect time to remind you that they let Jermain Davis wear #23 and while he meets your requirements, he really sucked.
Being good is not a requirement at all. I listed all of the requirements.

The only athletic LOOKING player we had for a while was Okey Ukah. He was fucking terrible at basketball.

He was #23 as he should have been.
 

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He's a big dude and hopefully he has a mean streak. He'll never be lean. Just needs to develop an affinity for pissing off others. Is Jaacks available for private tutoring?
 

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He looks like Alvin Robinson. He better be better than Alvin Robinson.
 
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