**2020 Iowa Basketball Off-Season Thread**

[Creed]

Joe is a man-gina! Joe is a man-gina!

 

[BillyBob]

Andrew Wiggins and Karl-Anthony Towns started crying at the thought of what Jimmy Butler would do to Joe Wieskamp.

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

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[douglasbader]

Come on Joe.....

 

[nolookpass]

if hoops doesn't work out Joe can sell Home Interiors.

 

[Hawkstrat]

Good for him or whatever, but fuck if he doesn't look like a goomba in that picture.

 

[Fletch]

Come on Joe.....

I think half of the football team might already have.

 

[HerkyHopeful]

Let's get real, Joe did not plan that. She told him they should get married and he said ok and then she set it up for him. Because he is the beta in the relationship.

I'm glad he's in love but he better fucking grow a pair this year.

 

[Fritz Fequiere]

Joe's the type of guy that'll benefit from no fans. He's going to have a huge year.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

If I were joe I would stop playing basketball and sit at home staring at my lovely fiancé.

 

[HerkyHopeful]

How lovely, their proposal was at Rapid Creek Cidery, which is just off Dingleberry Road

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

Does anyone know Joe's username on Pinterest?

I'd like to see if he's found any great fall sweaters.

 

[Revolver]

Joe is the type that drags Mackenzie to the pumpkin patch on a football Saturday.

 

[The Tin Man]

Joe Meyer has a nice ring to it. Rolls right off the tongue. Hopefully he doesn’t hyphenate his name, Meyer-Wieskamp would be a mess on the back of a jersey, and a nightmare for Dolph.

 

[Greg Obrecht]

I worked with a guy at Wells Fargo who straight up combined his last name with his wife’s when they got married.

 

[KitKatApples]

I worked with a guy at Wells Fargo who straight up combined his last name with his wife’s when they got married.

Like into one word/name?

 

[Greg Obrecht]

Like into one word/name?

Yup.

 

[Greg Obrecht]

Without losing any of the letters. Just sooooo sweet.

 

[KitKatApples]

That's the work of two dangerously insane people.

 

[BARhawks]

Yup.

Without giving away the dude’s new name, can you give a reasonably accurate example? I understand completely what you are saying happened, but kinda want to see the wreckage for myself. Same as needing to see a pic of Dak’s foot pointing in the wrong direction, if you will.

 

[Greg Obrecht]

In his case it actually works and looks normal. Both have German surnames. Think something like SchneiderBecker(although they combined names, the S and B are both capitalized)

 

[HerkyHopeful]

Without giving away the dude’s new name, can you give a reasonably accurate example? I understand completely what you are saying happened, but kinda want to see the wreckage for myself. Same as needing to see a pic of Dak’s foot pointing in the wrong direction, if you will.

An example I know is a guy and girl combined their last names into one. Beddow and Dahl became Beddahl for them both. They are no longer married.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Can you guys shut the fuck up?

 

[KitKatApples]

Fuckin idiots

 

[Herky823]

I hope Joe plays really well this year and helps the Hawks win a ton of games.

 

[Hawkstrat]

Can you guys shut the fuck up?

Buncha chatty bitches up in this joint.

 

[eclone]

An example I know is a guy and girl combined their last names into one. Beddow and Dahl became Beddahl for them both. They are no longer married.

I know a couple that both hated their fathers so when they got married they made up a completely different last name.

 

[Greg Obrecht]

Can you guys shut the fuck up?

No

 

[KitKatApples]

I know a couple that both hated their fathers so when they got married they made up a completely different last name.

Table for two for the Optimus Primes please

 

[Stomper15]

He’s going to have a completely different body by the time he is done here. Before and after will be staggering.

 

[MikeyJoe]

He’s going to have a completely different body by the time he is done here. Before and after will be staggering.

Hopefully they can get him skinnied down as much as possible, you know for speed and mobility..

@FrodoTBaggin

 

[Fletch]

Can we get an updated estimate of the minutes breakdown? TIA.

 

[Stomper15]

Hopefully they can get him skinnied down as much as possible, you know for speed and mobility..

@FrodoTBaggin

I’m just talking baby fat. One year in strength and conditioning will be huge for him.

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

Him wearing 23 is absurd and should not be permitted.

"No, you see, in the United States of America, we don't let fat people wear #23, even if they're black."

23 requirements: Black, athletic looking, under 6'8".

Most years, we should not have a #23 under Fran.

The fact that this was allowed shows that this team lacks leadership and BLM has jumped the shark.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

He hasn’t even been to a bar or hammered fast food afterwards yet.

 

[Revolver]

Him wearing 23 is absurd and should not be permitted.

"No, you see, in the United States of America, we don't let fat people wear #23, even if they're black."

23 requirements: Black, athletic looking, under 6'8".

Most years, we should not have a #23 under Fran.

The fact that this was allowed shows that this team lacks leadership and BLM has jumped the shark.

I feel like this is a perfect time to remind you that they let Jermain Davis wear #23 and while he meets your requirements, he really sucked.

 

[Creed]

He looks like the type of slovenly kid that would pick #69.

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

I feel like this is a perfect time to remind you that they let Jermain Davis wear #23 and while he meets your requirements, he really sucked.

Being good is not a requirement at all. I listed all of the requirements.

The only athletic LOOKING player we had for a while was Okey Ukah. He was fucking terrible at basketball.

He was #23 as he should have been.

 

[CamelTones]

He looks like the type of slovenly kid that would pick #69.

He looks like the type of guy that would get away with a ton of fouls at Michigan State.

 

[Berzerkenpas]

He's a big dude and hopefully he has a mean streak. He'll never be lean. Just needs to develop an affinity for pissing off others. Is Jaacks available for private tutoring?

 

[The Tin Man]

SAB

 

[Berzerkenpas]

they're listing him at 285.

quarantine did that boy no good.

 

[C-3PO]

I was thinking a fat ODB.

 

[MikeyJoe]

lol Harty

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

He's a big dude and hopefully he has a mean streak.

Like so many Euros.

 

[MikeyJoe]

He did so not out of a disrespect for his two teammates

Thanks Pat.

 

[Berzerkenpas]

Like so many Euros.

Some slavs and russians have been thuggy. Brits? Uhhh...one can hope.

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

 

[ivan_drago]

Gabe Olesani he is not, my friends.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

He looks like Alvin Robinson. He better be better than Alvin Robinson.