***2023 Iowa Football offseason thread***

[AZmessDAWG]

Yes it's been discussed many times dumbass

I’m not gonna fuck you.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

I’m not gonna fuck you.

Yeah right

 

[Lee Beevers]

I’m not gonna fuck you.

 

[HiawathaHawk]

 

[BBK]

Can Scott address why he's still on the roster too?

 

[Hawk&Balls]

What position does Scott play

 

[Dolomitey]

Is Scott telling his audience that Spencer never attempted to coach any of his offensive teammates but nonetheless we know he’s going to be a great coach for other reasons? Cuz I could believe that, but without all of the above being true I’m not buying it.

 

[Greg Obrecht]

What? He’s not playing? Weird.

 

[Hawkstrat]

He's right that plenty of mediocre or worse players make fine coaches, but there's no reason to think that either.

His qualifications:

1. Nice to reporters.
2. Bad at college football.

 

[Greg Obrecht]

3. Plays a mean guitar.

 

[Hawkmi]

Can Scott address why he's still on the roster too?

*Kirk Snort

 

[brantshawks]

3. Plays a mean guitar.

He's a strummer. No way he's dove into solos. Too risky.

 

[BBK]

I'm personally hoping maybe he takes a guitar string and hangs himself

 

[BBK]

 

[Truant]

He's a strummer. No way he's dove into solos. Too risky.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

I'm personally hoping maybe he takes a guitar string and hangs himself

You’re better when you aren’t trying so hard.

 

[BBK]

You’re better when you aren’t trying so hard.

It's not really very difficult for me to be a DB

 

[L. Wade Childress]

And take away his scholarship.

and his ability to reproduce

 

[Geese]

and his ability to reproduce

Great more money for big vasectomy

 

[Shawneemicks]

I’m not gonna fuck you.

Yes you will

 

[Shawneemicks]

I’ve never been more SURE Spence is suiting up and taking snaps in meaningful games.

 

[Shawneemicks]

It’s a fucking lock.

 

[CleteyColgate]

I’ve never been more SURE Spence is suiting up and taking snaps in meaningful games.

I believe you believe

 

[cloudhawk]

Thank goodness Cade came to IOWA, hopefully it is the end of our national nightmare- year remaining next year- probably elsewhere.

 

[The Full Monte]

I would probably take the under, but they won 7 in the regular season last year and are swapped Michigan for Michigan State for the home rotating East team. He can’t see them getting close to 9?

The west home/road split is slightly tougher, but even without offensive upgrades it’s not a huge reach.

It’s not. But Brian is fucking retarded so it’s impossible to completely rule out a bunch of stupid losses.

 

[RecreationalGynecologist]

Great more money for big vasectomy

I wish I would have gotten one

 

[douglasbader]

This is Kirk's Magnum Opus. He's going to retire at the end of the season with 12+ wins and enough to make the HOF. He's cumming for all of you that doubted him, including me.

 

[douglasbader]

Also, new thread in the morning. No Petras mentions allowed.

Anyone who mentions him, @MikeyJoe has set it to auto-correct as "BBK love man-dick"

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Lot of third person cock loving

 

[Kamala]

Also, new thread in the morning. No Petras mentions allowed.

Anyone who mentions him, @MikeyJoe has set it to auto-correct as "BBK love man-dick"

I’m gonna type it a million times. One for each point we win by.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

He's right that plenty of mediocre or worse players make fine coaches, but there's no reason to think that either.

His qualifications:

1. Nice to reporters.
2. Bad at college football.

that deaf, dumb, and blind kid sure plays a mean pinball.

 

[cloudhawk]

"BBK love man-dick"

Test

 

[cloudhawk]

Lulz

 

[douglasbader]

BBK love man-dick

 

[douglasbader]

It works!!

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

Test

 

[Fritz Fequiere]

That one was on Beyer. He stumbles out of his break and rounds his route. Otherwise that's a TD and the hawks win 2 divisional championships in Spence's 3 years starting. Probably would have been 3 for 3 if not for early injury in Nebrantska game last year.

Just saying, guys.

 

[Geese]

@BBK

Edit confuse

 

[Talkin' Goat]

That one was on Beyer. He stumbles out of his break and rounds his route. Otherwise that's a TD and the hawks win 2 divisional championships in Spence's 3 years starting. Probably would have been 3 for 3 if not for early injury in Nebrantska game last year.

Just saying, guys.

 

[26.2]

This is Kirk's Magnum Opus. He's going to retire at the end of the season with 12+ wins and enough to make the HOF. He's cumming for all of you that doubted him, including me.

LOL Nope.

 

[hawkeyealum]

Petras sucks. Remove him from the fucking roster

 

[Kamala]

Petras sucks. Remove him from the fucking roster

Spencer Petras is at Kirk’s house right now helping Mary wash dishes after Kirk grilled burgers for everyone.

 

[PoopyFaceTomatoNose]

Does Kirk let Spence enjoy a bowl of ice cream before bed?

 

[Wanderer]

He's a strummer. No way he's dove into solos. Too risky.

 

[Stu Beagle]

If he planned on playing elsewhere he would have already transferred there to learn the system. Instead he’s staying to get a Masters Degree in Bridawgs offense

 

[WCFHawkeye]

Spencer Petras is at Kirk’s house right now helping Mary wash dishes after Kirk grilled burgers medium steaks for everyone.

 

[Herbie2]

If he planned on playing elsewhere he would have already transferred there to learn the system. Instead he’s staying to get a Masters Degree in Bridawgs offense

No school is going to take him until he can show he is healthy...especially for 2 years.

 

[CurdMan]

So Shannon, Schulte, and….?

 

[Bob Sanders]

No school is going to take him until he can show he is healthy...especially for 2 years.

I don't think he'll get any FBS looks. He'll end up just walking away.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

I am fucking jacked for this season along with apparently everyone else. I bet I make it to AT LEAST one game.