***2023 Iowa Football offseason thread***

[MikeyJoe]

CC @ Kirk’s son, Brian Ferentz:

 

[Alan Lomax]

CC @ Kirk’s son, Kirk’s son, Brian Ferentz:

Also from that

 

[MikeyJoe]

Well fuck.

 

[Alan Lomax]

Well fuck.

Nope, that’s good news.

 

[ivan_drago]

Well fuck.

Nowhere to go but up baby!

 

[Lee Beevers]

 

[BBK]

I dreamed last night that Iowa was losing by a couple TDs in Ames and the announcer was saying something like "Spencer Petras is certainly struggling tonight".

I blame that dream solely on one individual on this board.

 

[6deuce]

He had terrible luck.

1.Career ending leg injury in ‘The Program’
2. Was on the bus that crashed in ‘Beetlejuice’
3. Stranex’s goons shot and killed him in ‘Under Siege’
4. Computer said he failed his test in ‘Summer School’ then missed all of summer school because his zipper got stuck.

Poor guy.

 

[brantshawks]

He had terrible luck.

1.Career ending leg injury in ‘The Program’
2. Was on the bus that crashed in ‘Beetlejuice’
3. Stranex’s goons shot and killed him in ‘Under Siege’
4. Computer said he failed his test in ‘Summer School’ then missed all of summer school because his zipper got stuck.

Poor guy.

Doug just got served in movie talk.

 

[Stu Beagle]

They will never make another movie like The Program again

 

[The Tin Man]

Also from that

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Your Solon Beef Days Hay Bale Toss winner: Gennings Dunker

 

[brantshawks]

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Your Solon Beef Days Hay Bale Toss winner: Gennings Dunker

Was this right before 311 cover songs started?

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Was this right before 311 cover songs started?

Haha you’re really fucking funny

 

[AZmessDAWG]

That’s tonight

 

[douglasbader]

That’s tonight

I got my panties ready to throw up on stage.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Nice of @26.2 to give them back

 

[Grape Ape]

That’s tonight

you gonna cum original?

 

[BBK]

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Your Solon Beef Days Hay Bale Toss winner: Gennings Dunker

Is that you in the black and white hat getting a close up to see his weiner?

 

[KitKatApples]

Yes

 

[Talkin' Goat]

2010 highlights of Iowa at Michigan. I had no recollection of this game whatsoever. Adam Robinson was fantastic.

 

[Greg Obrecht]

That Michigan team was pretty bad.

 

[Hawkmi]

2010 highlights of Iowa at Michigan. I had no recollection of this game whatsoever. Adam Robinson was fantastic.

Was in the stands w/ my ex. She got puked on by a drunk Michigan fan. Was mad at the time. Now I'd like to buy that man a beer.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Is that you in the black and white hat getting a close up to see his weiner?

Yeah I set the timer and ran over there real quick for the picture.

 

[Bovert]

Yeah I set the timer and ran over there real quick for the picture.

That's pretty gay

 

[nolookpass]

2010 highlights of Iowa at Michigan. I had no recollection of this game whatsoever. Adam Robinson was fantastic.

AR was underrated. Had Kirk not ran him up the middle repeatedly and let MSU tee off on him unnecessarily at the end of a blowout, he'd have compiled decent career stats.

 

[HiawathaHawk]

AR was underrated. Had Kirk not ran him up the middle repeatedly and let MSU tee off on him unnecessarily at the end of a blowout, he'd have compiled decent career stats.

This is the first time I’ve heard this theory from you. Tell us more.

 

[CleteyColgate]

AR was underrated. Had Kirk not ran him up the middle repeatedly and let MSU tee off on him unnecessarily at the end of a blowout, he'd have compiled decent career stats.

I agree

 

[Truant]

There you have it.

Iowa Football exerts nolook and cletey have spoken.

 

[CleteyColgate]

There you have it.

Iowa Football exerts nolook and cletey have spoken.

I get my perspectives from actually watching Iowa games, unlike some of you.

 

[Gushawk]

The Spencer Petras Era (RIP?) strongly suggests otherwise

 

[cloudhawk]

I get my perspectives from actually watching Iowa games, unlike some of you.

If there is one thing I, and assuming others, definitely do not do is watch any IOWA games.

 

[CamelTones]

2010 highlights of Iowa at Michigan. I had no recollection of this game whatsoever. Adam Robinson was fantastic.

7:02 mark. The defense Michigan played on DJK and Sandeman on 3rd and 4. Both players would have scored.

 

[nolookpass]

There you have it.

Iowa Football exerts nolook and cletey have spoken.

Thank you. Well said.

 

[CleteyColgate]

The Spencer Petras Era (RIP?) strongly suggests otherwise

(RIP?)

#ThatsHALO

 

[KitKatApples]

 

[Truant]

Thank you. Well said.

 

[gable_guy]

Good thing the joke never gets old

 

[SteadyEddy]

2010 highlights of Iowa at Michigan. I had no recollection of this game whatsoever. Adam Robinson was fantastic.

Every time they announce a hawk for making a play it’s some guy who played 5-10 + years in the league. That team was stacked.

 

[Harlan]

The Sickos are fucking hilarious!!!!!!

 

[Hawkstrat]

It's a bunch of losers pretending to have an inside joke.

 

[RazHawk]

In script you couldn't write any better, Xavier Nwankpa and Cooper Dejean hit the only two home runs in charity slow pitch softball game tonight against the Iowa State players. DeJean's was a grand slam.

Defense still scoring the points.

 

[douglasbader]

2015 Iowa vs. Nebrantska on BTN right now.

 

[douglasbader]

Watching this game and seeing CJ Beathard stand in the pocket like a stud and not panic and be able to move his feet makes me want to beat Kirk and Brian over the head for the last 3 years. Holy shit what a couple of fucking morons.

 

[MoneyPit]

Amen,Brother.

 

[BBK]

 

[The Dad]

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[Thanksgiving Dinner]

Bostick wanted to wear #7 and they're letting him. There's an inference to be drawn there

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Bostick is moving to CB so that Petras is the only offensive player wearing 7?

 

[Verbal]

Bostick wanted to wear #7 and they're letting him. There's an inference to be drawn there

Petras will get a new number when he’s medically cleared to play.