***2023 Iowa Football offseason thread***

[ClintWalker]

Just give these guys a fine and a stern warning already. The length of this “investigation” would be more appropriate for organized crime fixing games than some dipshit college kids betting $50 on the NBA finals.

And it’s extra annoying that literally every program had morons doing it.

This drawn out investigation is annoying to say the least. Why is this just a state of Iowa thing? I guess Iowa law enforcement officials are simply more dedicated than their out of state counterparts.

 

[The Full Monte]

Coaches said earlier that they have been in the dark as to the players involved

Not true

 

[CleteyColgate]

“We're dealing with a situation right now which, quite frankly, we still don't have a lot of the details on,” Iowa head football coach Kirk Ferentz said before an I-Club event last Thursday.

Many details still unknown in Iowa gambling probe, but NCAA has not taken similar violations lightly

Almost a week after the University of Iowa confirmed an investigation into online sports wagering that includes 26 current athletes, many unknowns linger.

www.thegazette.com

 

[Herbie2]

“We're dealing with a situation right now which, quite frankly, we still don't have a lot of the details on,” Iowa head football coach Kirk Ferentz said before an I-Club event last Thursday.

Many details still unknown in Iowa gambling probe, but NCAA has not taken similar violations lightly

Almost a week after the University of Iowa confirmed an investigation into online sports wagering that includes 26 current athletes, many unknowns linger.

www.thegazette.com

Did you even read the article you linked?

 

[cloudhawk]

I liked it better when players lied about the shit they did and everyone just gave them the high character benefit of the doubt

 

[ChipHilton]

I dreamed last night that Iowa was losing by a couple TDs in Ames and the announcer was saying something like "Spencer Petras is certainly struggling tonight".

I blame that dream solely on one individual on this board.

 

[Brad Wesley]

I dreamed last night that Iowa was losing by a couple TDs in Ames and the announcer was saying something like "Spencer Petras is certainly struggling tonight".

I blame that dream solely on one individual on this board.

I don’t think Kirk Ferentz posts here.

 

[brantshawks]

I dreamed last night that Iowa was losing by a couple TDs in Ames and the announcer was saying something like "Spencer Petras is certainly struggling tonight".

I blame that dream solely on one individual on this board.

Mr. Chip, you need to work on dreaming better.

 

[Alan Lomax]

I dreamed last night that Iowa was losing by a couple TDs in Ames and the announcer was saying something like "Spencer Petras is certainly struggling tonight".

I blame that dream solely on one individual on this board.

I had a truly terrible Hawkeye dream the other night. I don’t want to speak it into reality.

 

[ChipHilton]

Mr. Chip, you need to work on dreaming better.

No BBK being a stinker, no bad dream. He's damaged me.

 

[brantshawks]

No BBK being a stinker, no bad dream. He's damaged me.

I think he's damaged lots of men.

And that's fine.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Lol dreaming abt Hawkeye sports

 

[brantshawks]

You've never dreamt about hawkeye sports?


More of my dreams are on/around Melrose (including Kinnick) than maybe any other place consistently.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Lol no

 

[KitKatApples]

Probably have a lot of car wash dreams instead

 

[Gushawk]

I’ve had a few dreams about Iowa football, and they’re generally not super fun.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Probably have a lot of car wash dreams instead

Nope that’s you.

 

[KitKatApples]

Nope. YOU!

 

[thrawn]

The messdawg just lit up apples like a bong

 

[Geese]

You've never dreamt about hawkeye sports?


More of my dreams are on/around Melrose (including Kinnick) than maybe any other place consistently.

He dreams he's at home spending quality time with his family. Only to wake up in a shitty motel minutes away from home.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

He dreams he's at home spending quality time with his family. Only to wake up in a shitty motel minutes away from home.

Nope. That’s you.

 

[KitKatApples]

Well actually

 

[Harlan]

Well actually

Take your loss like a man.

 

[KitKatApples]

I'm tired of your bullying

 

[HiawathaHawk]

Lol dreaming abt Hawkeye sports

One of the last things I did last night was place a handful of bets on The Open. I had a dream that some young guy was -21 and everything was a losing bet.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Oh

 

[Fair and Balanced]

He dreams he's at home spending quality time with his family. Only to wake up in a shitty motel minutes away from home.

Night terrors.

 

[BngHawk]

My dreams are usually about being covered by spiders or chased by an intruder. You guys are having good ones.

 

[Hawk_Kegmasters]

My dreams usually involve fucking all your moms when they were in their prime.

 

[KitKatApples]

TYFYS

 

[Stu Beagle]

4 games already sold out

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

Details

 

[Greg Obrecht]

One of the last things I did last night was place a handful of bets on The Open. I had a dream that some young guy was -21 and everything was a losing bet.

 

[The Tin Man]

One of the last things I did last night was place a handful of bets on The Open. I had a dream that some young guy was -21 and everything was a losing bet.

 

[HawkeyeJonesEsq]

I dreamed last night that Iowa was losing by a couple TDs in Ames and the announcer was saying something like "Spencer Petras is certainly struggling tonight".

I blame that dream solely on one individual on this board.

Don't worry, it is an afternoon game that will not go into the night unless there are two weather evacuations, which would be impossible.

 

[CleteyColgate]

4 games already sold out

To watch Petras play qb right?

 

[cloudhawk]

God damn- I wanted to go to a game this year, but am unable as of now to commit to dates.

 

[Verbal]

God damn- I wanted to go to a game this year, but am unable as of now to commit to dates.

Tickets will be plentiful and affordable on Stubhub for most games.

 

[cloudhawk]

Tickets will be plentiful and affordable on Stubhub for most games.

True...maybe

 

[cloudhawk]

Fuck it- I can commit to the game in Indianapolis....

 

[Malickfan]

Do any of you have a dream where you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?

 

[Gushawk]

Do any of you have a dream where you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?

they throw big ass pickles at me. the fat kosher ones that they sell for three bucks each at concession stands.

 

[LifelongHawk]

they throw big ass pickles at me. the fat kosher ones that they sell for three bucks each at concession stands.

Tom's Big Ass Turkey legs for me

 

[Greg Obrecht]

Weird…my dreams look more like this

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Do any of you have a dream where you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?

You too?

 

[HiG 2.0]

Little smokies for me.

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

 

[Mr. Hawk]

Tickets will be plentiful and affordable on Stubhub for most games.

No. Sold out means that there simply no way that I can get a ticket to those games. Don't you know what "sold out" means?

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[CleteyColgate]

No. Sold out means that there simply no way that I can get a ticket to those games. Don't you know what "sold out" means?

Yeah, and Cade starting at quarterback means that Petras is starting at quarterback