***2023 Iowa Football offseason thread***

[L. Wade Childress]

No school is going to take him until he can show he is healthy...especially for 2 years.

I would assume having him on the roster is completely related to his injury and getting him healthy.

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

I would assume having him on the roster is completely related to his injury and getting him healthy.

(Except the Iowa Hawkeyes)

 

[TJones3312]

Think I found @KitKatApples

 

[KitKatApples]

Stub hub you god damn fool

 

[Hawk_Kegmasters]

Great job blacking that name out, TJones!

 

[26.2]

I love how stupid Iowa ticket searchers and purchasers are.
Does anyone have two tickets to the Utah State game this weekend they are willing to part with????

 

[TJones3312]

Great job blacking that name out, TJones!

Hey, I tried.

 

[Harlan]

I like how you added a level of highlighter in there too just to cover your bases.

 

[brantshawks]

TJones never realized Clark Kent was actually Superman

 

[Hawkstrat]

TJones never realized Clark Kent was actually Superman

Spoiler alert you douchebag

 

[BBK]

That Scott Groth looks like a real dipshit

 

[TJones3312]

That Scott Groth looks like a real dipshit

The comments are good as well. Actually that whole group is full of dipshits.

 

[TJones3312]

I like how you added a level of highlighter in there too just to cover your bases.

I couldn’t make up my mind if I wanted to highlight that it might be @KitKatApples or half ass black it out in case it was. Tough little Thursday.

 

[Harlan]

KitKatGroth

 

[KitKatApples]

I couldn’t make up my mind if I wanted to highlight that it might be @KitKatApples or half ass black it out in case it was. Tough little Thursday.

You're safe

 

[BBK]

Scott Apples

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

KitKatApples
Scott Groth

 

[BBK]

I bet it's comforting for Mr. Apples to know that he is not alone

 

[Harlan]

KitKatApples
Scott Groth

 

[BluesHawk]

KitKatFapples

 

[BngHawk]

I know from experience that It’s okay to be gay @KitKatApples

 

[KitKatApples]

KitKatApples
Scott Groth

My name's Al DAMN IT!!

 

[HerkyHopeful]

My name's Al DAMN IT!!

 

[Rolo Tomassi]

Watched the Minnesota-Nebrantska game last night. Both teams were horrible, with Minnesota winning a squeaker 13-10. Huskers had a chance to win late, but threw an interception which let Minnesota move the ball to the 30 yard line and kick a 47 yarder with no time left. Can't believe I watched that shit show.

 

[newsbreaker]

I love how stupid Iowa ticket searchers and purchasers are.
Does anyone have two tickets to the Utah State game this weekend they are willing to part with????

It isn't Iowa fans. Its fans of every team.

I'm in a group for Cubs STH. There are people who come in and ask dumb shit like "anyone have a ticket in row 7 of section 113 for Tuesday?"

Any bleacher tickets available for Saturday?

I have a game I can't go to? Anyone know what to do?


People are generally stupid.

 

[turtley78]

Great update to the Iowa off-season thread Rolo.

 

[Gushawk]

checks out?


A man walks down the street
He says, "Why am I soft in the middle, now?
Why am I soft in the middle?
The rest of my life is so hard

 

[The Dad]

Watched the Minnesota-Nebrantska game last night. Both teams were horrible, with Minnesota winning a squeaker 13-10. Huskers had a chance to win late, but threw an interception which let Minnesota move the ball to the 30 yard line and kick a 47 yarder with no time left. Can't believe I watched that shit show.

Thanks for the recap, faggot.

 

[Pedro]

It isn't Iowa fans. Its fans of every team.

People are generally stupid.

This is a solid life philosophy.

 

[WestMifflin]

Watched the Minnesota-Nebrantska game last night. Both teams were horrible, with Minnesota winning a squeaker 13-10. Huskers had a chance to win late, but threw an interception which let Minnesota move the ball to the 30 yard line and kick a 47 yarder with no time left. Can't believe I watched that shit show.

NO SHIT? I had no idea they played last night. Thanks @Rolo Tomassi Bot

 

[nolookpass]

Thanks for the recap, faggot.

Language.

 

[The Dad]

Language.

Thanks for the game summary, faggot?

 

[Brad Wesley]

Watched the Minnesota-Nebrantska game last night. Both teams were horrible, with Minnesota winning a squeaker 13-10. Huskers had a chance to win late, but threw an interception which let Minnesota move the ball to the 30 yard line and kick a 47 yarder with no time left. Can't believe I watched that shit show.

Can we please get a summary of the Utah/Florida game?

 

[Gushawk]

How old is Rolo? Jesus

 

[Geese]

Watched the Minnesota-Nebrantska game last night. Both teams were horrible, with Minnesota winning a squeaker 13-10. Huskers had a chance to win late, but threw an interception which let Minnesota move the ball to the 30 yard line and kick a 47 yarder with no time left. Can't believe I watched that shit show.

Fwiw peace

 

[KitKatApples]

checks out?


A man walks down the street
He says, "Why am I soft in the middle, now?
Why am I soft in the middle?
The rest of my life is so hard

Bike racks!

 

[Adult Education]

That post was pretty much vintage Rolo.

 

[WestMifflin]

Can we please get a summary of the Utah/Florida game?

Graham Mertz.

 

[Brad Wesley]

Graham Mertz.

I was really hoping for Rolo’s 1973 style game summary.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

It isn't Iowa fans. Its fans of every team.

I'm in a group for Cubs STH. There are people who come in and ask dumb shit like "anyone have a ticket in row 7 of section 113 for Tuesday?"

Any bleacher tickets available for Saturday?

I have a game I can't go to? Anyone know what to do?


People are generally stupid.

But that doesn’t fit his “I moved, I’m superior” narrative

 

[nolookpass]

Thanks for the game summary, faggot?

Better

 

[Harlan]

How old is Rolo? Jesus

80085

 

[BBK]

Watched the Minnesota-Nebrantska game last night. Both teams were horrible, with Minnesota winning a squeaker 13-10. Huskers had a chance to win late, but threw an interception which let Minnesota move the ball to the 30 yard line and kick a 47 yarder with no time left. Can't believe I watched that shit show.

 

[snips]

 

[Uff Da]

Sure would be nice to be rolling into Madison on October 14 undefeated with an offense that’s balanced and not embarrassing. I choose hope until they look like shit again.

Not much balance and still embarrassing

 

[MikeyJoe]

KF expects to be able to evaluate his own staff. If Barta decided to interject himself into that decision, Kirk would tell Gary to gfy and I wouldn't blame him.

With an upgrade in personnel, it's going to be fun this fall seeing Halo change its tune on BF. I acknowledge you likely won't, however.

Has it been fun?

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Ouch

 

[The Full Monte]

Has it been fun?

 

[sergeanthulka]

Has it been fun?

Not yet, no. :^(

 

[BillyBob]

Guh