**2024/2025 Iowa Football Offseason & Transfer Portal Thread**

[The Dad]

 

[BngHawk]

Guys guys guys!! We are all hawk fans here.

 

[cloudhawk]

You are definitely bringing the acute faggotry

 

[The Dad]

Guys guys guys!! We are all hawk fans here.

I think that explains the reading comprehension issues.

 

[The Dad]

You are definitely bringing the acute faggotry

I fucking told you what the injury was. I can’t help you any further.

 

[cloudhawk]

@The Dad can you touch on the doll where Mark's pain is..

 

[CamelTones]

Shoulder.

 

[BluesHawk]

 

[UnKnOwN_SeRb]

I want to clarify, I do not have a child with Brownzy.

Its never too late to get one.

 

[The Dad]

Its never too late to get one.

I’ve been told that going with the Brownzy is the surest form of birth control?

 

[UnKnOwN_SeRb]

I’ve been told that going with the Brownzy is the surest form of birth control?

I'll take your word for it.

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

I’ve been told that going with the Brownzy is the surest form of birth control?

The colon isn’t fertile.

 

[BngHawk]

AZ goes downtown with brown

 

[TurdBurgler]

Awesome. So another incoming transfer qb recovering from surgery.

 

[snips]

 

[champion_thedrinker]

Mark Gronowski is tearing this board apart!

Sad!

 

[snips]

 

[KitKatApples]

Enough about Lee

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

Enough about Lee

You have to tag @Lee Beevers as often as possible.

 

[KitKatApples]

I was trying to help

 

[Gushawk]

I thought Lee was short in stature.

 

[BngHawk]

Lee (Lil Guido) is not as short as you’d think.

 

[brantshawks]

I fucking told you what the injury was. I can’t help you any further.

 

[Uff Da]

throwing shoulder or elbow surgery is a lot different than a sports hernia

A typical recovery time for a sports hernia, depending on the severity of the injury and treatment approach, is 6 to 12 weeks with most people seeing significant improvement after 6 to 8 weeks of physical therapy

 

[WCFHawkeye]

You have to tag @Lee Beevers as often as possible.

I am sure @Lee Beevers is getting ready to watch his beloved Bears in the playoffs this weekend!

 

[Gushawk]

A typical recovery time for a sports hernia, depending on the severity of the injury and treatment approach, is 6 to 12 weeks with most people seeing significant improvement after 6 to 8 weeks of physical therapy

good thing that idiotic speculation has been put to rest by our very own @The Dad and it’s likely something significantly worse

 

[The Dad]

good thing that idiotic speculation has been put to rest by our very own @The Dad and it’s likely something significantly worse

Surrounded by complete dumbfucks in this thread.

 

[Verbal]

 

[The Tin Man]

A dad at our kids daycare is a huge SDSU fan, he gave me the full rundown.

Um, he's broken. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Gronowski tear his labrum at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.

 

[Monster]

I haven't really followed this thread closely but no way he could have a torn labrum on his throwing arm.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

I haven't really followed this thread closely but no way he could have a torn labrum on his throwing arm.

 

[Hawk24]

Um, he's broken. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Gronowski tear his labrum at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.

Thank you, Simone.

 

[Monster]

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The Dad is a doctor?

 

[Hawk&Balls]

More like The Daddy

 

[The Dad]

The Dad is a doctor?

 

[brantshawks]

Is that real?


/Rolo

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Probably an AC joint issue.

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

Seems cause for some concern for a QB with a year left to play

Hawkeye Football brought to you by Sam's Riverside.

 

[Brad Wesley]

I haven't really followed this thread closely but no way he could have a torn labrum on his throwing arm.

Depending on the severity, he might be able to throw but he’d have to adapt his motion.

 

[The Dad]

Depending on the severity, he might be able to throw but he’d have to adapt his motion.

 

[Natty Bumppo]

If he at least grips the laces he’s an improvement.

 

[snips]

'limp wristed throwing style'

 

[Lil Scamp]

Crispin Glover's dad.

 

[Hawkmi]

Crispin Glover's dad.

Putter Smith.

 

[Creed]

I fucking hate all of you.

 

[BngHawk]

I fucking hate all of you.

Xoxo buddy

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

I fucking hate all of you.

Fuck you

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

QB is still going to be better than last year. And Gronowski is bigger and smarter than Cade. So there!

 

[MikeyJoe]

Listen, I'm all for shaming miserable Iowa fans. But I don't think a mild degree of PTSD about a transfer QB coming off an injury is some crazy pessimism people are pulling out of their asses.

 

[KitKatApples]

I agree. But we could still not be spazzy faggots about it.
PS, Ivan ruined college sports