**2024/2025 Iowa Football Offseason & Transfer Portal Thread**

[Fair and Balanced]

The rednecks love them some football.

By that standard we should be kicking ass.

 

[KitKatApples]

Lol. Hey let’s meet at this pizza place. Then surprised to find out she’s huge.

 

[6deuce]

I would’ve at least gotten a BJ before I headed outta town. She owed you that at least…especially after paying for dinner.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Usually went to Columbia once a year, always a good time. Finally ran out Harpo’s $2 cups like ten years ago. Only OP left now.

 

[Brad Wesley]

Lol. Hey let’s meet at this pizza place. Then surprised to find out she’s huge.

Three bills in college is a shitload of pizza.

 

[gable_guy]

Deep dish

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Oh, you want a second pizza?

 

[Mr. Hawk]

Columbia, MO is the south, without actually being the south. It's gross.

 

[Brad Wesley]

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Here’s $5

 

[jandj]

Here’s $5

You don’t need to show off, Doc.

 

[KitKatApples]

It’s the season of giving fellas

 

[Wanderer]

It’s the season of giving fellas

I think he’d prefer you give money.

 

[WCFHawkeye]

Columbia, MO is the south, without actually being the south. It's gross.

A couple weeks ago, I was asked to go down to Springfield, MO for work to help for a week. I was curious, and a team player, so said yes.

It was everything I imagined. Guys were nice enough, but missing or multiple decayed teeth, accents, and general white trash.

Got paid $650 for mileage, same salary for doing nothing for 7 hours (far less than normal, and didn't do shit) a day for 3 days, then space-whacking in the hotel the company paid for 5 days (Sunday through Wednesday), didn't have to work Thursday ("travel").

Everything I was asked to do I could have handled remotely.

Would volunteer again.

 

[Mr. Hawk]

Space-whacking for 5 straight days? @BBK would like a word.

 

[WCFHawkeye]

Not straight, but individual days. Had a lot of free time.

 

[Uff Da]

One maybe above average QB in the portal seems less than optimal

 

[L. Wade Childress]

One maybe above average QB in the portal seems less than optimal

is he even above average? He was heading to liberty before freeze got the auburn job, and sucked at auburn.

 

[WCFHawkeye]

The fact that our company bitches about making costs, not spending anything as the year-end is approaching, then spending $1200 for hotel and mileage for 3 working days, and extra hours as my backup is hourly, makes me not give a shit what they say going forward.

 

[Mr. Hawk]

The fact that our company bitches about making costs, not spending anything as the year-end is approaching, then spending $1200 for hotel and mileage for 3 working days, and extra hours as my backup is hourly, makes me not give a shit what they say going forward.

Sounds like a place I'd like to work.

 

[WCFHawkeye]

We are hiring, Frontline. Beneath you.

 

[jandj]

Not straight, but individual days. Had a lot of free time.

Not straight? Fag space whacking?

 

[WCFHawkeye]

Not straight? Fag space whacking?

NTTAWWT.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

The fact that our company bitches about making costs, not spending anything as the year-end is approaching, then spending $1200 for hotel and mileage for 3 working days, and extra hours as my backup is hourly, makes me not give a shit what they say going forward.

So sort of like what I think about our portal recruiting

 

[Mr. Hawk]

We are hiring, Frontline. Beneath you.

Nothing is beneath me. I'm a lawyer.

 

[WCFHawkeye]

Sounds like a place I'd like to work.

Anytime they want to pay me 67 cents a mile to do nothing, I am their whore.

 

[Brad Wesley]

A couple weeks ago, I was asked to go down to Springfield, MO for work to help for a week. I was curious, and a team player, so said yes.

It was everything I imagined. Guys were nice enough, but missing or multiple decayed teeth, accents, and general white trash.

Got paid $650 for mileage, same salary for doing nothing for 7 hours (far less than normal, and didn't do shit) a day for 3 days, then space-whacking in the hotel the company paid for 5 days (Sunday through Wednesday), didn't have to work Thursday ("travel").

Everything I was asked to do I could have handled remotely.

Would volunteer again.

You get catfished by a 300 pounder?

 

[Monster]

It happens. I applaud revo for talking about it. Getting it out. Secrets kill. And so does the beetus, which means his girlfriend is probably dead by now.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Nothing is beneath me.

Apparently opening chat on time is

 

[KitKatApples]

 

[Brunch]

I would’ve at least gotten a BJ before I headed outta town. She owed you that at least…especially after paying for dinner.

Yeah slap around some fat titties and fat chicks give good blowies. Nobody would ever know.

 

[Monster]

Yeah slap around some fat titties and fat chicks give good blowies. Nobody would ever know.

Plus they have snacks in their purse.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

It happens. I applaud revo for talking about it. Getting it out. Secrets kill. And so does the beetus, which means his girlfriend is probably dead by now.

This is why I always said that Manti Teo was lucky.

 

[Geese]

 

[Geese]

Remember when they needed funds so we could get McNamara? Or Proctor??

 

[Hawk&Balls]

I choose not to

 

[Stu Beagle]

They will get your money eventually. Soon all tickets will have an NIL surcharge as well as everything you buy inside the stadium

 

[douglasbader]

What a small time fucking loser Brad is.

 

[Kerky]

What a small time fucking loser Brad is.

Does reek a bit of the guy and process at ISU.

 

[douglasbader]

Like, what fucking good does he possibly think will come from putting that out there? Some dorks on twitter will see and give him maybe a few hundred dollars? The only thing it will do is make Iowa look desperate and cause further embarrassment.

 

[Geese]

Like, what fucking good does he possibly think will come from putting that out there? Some dorks on twitter will see and give him maybe a few hundred dollars? The only thing it will do is make Iowa look desperate and cause further embarrassment.

Nailed it. Brad is terrible at this.

 

[Gushawk]

Time for Beth to aggressively insert herself. This situation cannot abide.

 

[Brad Wesley]

The rumor is that Mizzou paid $1.5 million for Beau P. I’m guessing Iowa offered $1 million or less.

 

[Wanderer]

The rumor is that Mizzou paid $1.5 million for Beau P. I’m guessing Iowa offered $1 million or less.

Crazy if true.

 

[thrawn]

The rumor is that Mizzou paid $1.5 million for Beau P. I’m guessing Iowa offered $1 million or less.

same rumor mill that had him eliminating UCF? Same guessing logic that had him going to Mississippi?

 

[Floyd R]

Like, what fucking good does he possibly think will come from putting that out there? Some dorks on twitter will see and give him maybe a few hundred dollars? The only thing it will do is make Iowa look desperate and cause further embarrassment.

Iowa is desperate.

 

[Hawkstrat]

Iowa is desperate.

If they were desperate, the athletic department would be more forceful in directing the collective. They are content.

 

[Shawneemicks]

You misspelled stupid

 

[RecreationalGynecologist]

I highly doubt it came down to money.

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

You misspelled stupid

Stupid, like saying he was a lock to Indiana several times?