**2024/2025 Iowa Football Offseason & Transfer Portal Thread**

[Hawk&Balls]

Whammo loves goldfish

 

[Monster]

Whammo loves goldfish

I don't, actually.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Same. They're kind of dry and blah.

 

[BBK]

You cracker ass crackers have a favourite cracker?

 

[KitKatApples]

Club homie

 

[Monster]

You cracker ass crackers have a favourite cracker?

I like a sleeve of saltines in my soup.

 

[turtley78]

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

 

[Herky823]

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My favorite poultry flavored snack cracker.

 

[cloudhawk]

I like the Big Wheat Thins

 

[The Dad]

I like a sleeve of saltines in my soup.

Minis are the more modern play.

 

[shoot-the-three]

Ritz for the win.

 

[Monster]

Minis are the more modern play.

Just have to eat more.

I like it.

 

[Pedro]

Ritz for the win.

 

[Kamala]

I like a sleeve of saltines in my soup.

Any type of soup or just certain soups? There are so many textures/flavors of soup they surely are not all enhanced by crackering them up.

 

[Monster]

Any type of soup or just certain soups? There are so many textures/flavors of soup they surely are not all enhanced by crackering them up.

Tomato.

 

[cloudhawk]

Tomato
Chili
Potato
Are all crackered up- and not by mini or oyster bs but properly handful regular psi cracked

 

[jandj]

Fritos and crackers in chili for the mfw.

 

[cloudhawk]

Agree- Fritos in chili are good as well

 

[BngHawk]

I’ve really gotten into oyster crackers lately. Pour ‘em right in the bowl. So salty.

 

[KitKatApples]

We puttin cheese in that chili?

 

[BngHawk]

We puttin cheese in that chili?

You a cop?

 

[KitKatApples]

No……..are you?

 

[Stomper15]

Kakert said Pribula’s largest offer was from Iowa.

From Leistikow

The Hawkeyes didn’t lose out on Pribula because of money, a message-board account run by Iowa SWARM Collective CEO Brad Heinrichs communicated Sunday night. “The kid just liked Missouri’s offense better,” he wrote.

 

[Thanksgiving Dinner]

I tutored Sam Aiello. One day I saw him at Walmart. He was buying goldfish to feed to his piranha. I was just there to buy a box of these things called “whales” that cost $1 and they were basically generic goldfish crackers.

Seems like one of you had to have been in the wrong section

 

[Herbie2]

Seems like one of you had to have been in the wrong section

Oh my.

 

[maxinquaye]

I’m glad we have the money i guess. It makes sense why a player wouldn’t risk future money in the NFL to turn Iowa around in the passing game.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

I’m glad we have the money i guess. It makes sense why a player wouldn’t risk future money in the NFL to turn Iowa around in the passing game.

Nothing will change until we have a new coach. Which is hopefully next year.

 

[CamelTones]

Nothing will change until we have a new coach. Which is hopefully next year.

It’s not next year.

 

[Lil Scamp]

Triscuits you amateurs

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

I’ve really gotten into oyster crackers lately. Pour ‘em right in the bowl. So salty.

Yes. They're America's favorite snack.

 

[Revolver]

This is worth your time. Ladell is the man.

 

[Brad Wesley]

From Leistikow

Dickholt said Iowa was “prepared to spend/offer seven figures” on him. I assumed that the monetary piece would’ve been discussed during the visit.

If they end up striking out on D-line, pass rusher, CB, and WR, next year is going to be ugly.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Dickholt said Iowa was “prepared to spend/offer seven figures” on him. I assumed that the monetary piece would’ve been discussed during the visit.

If they end up striking out on D-line, pass rusher, CB, and WR, next year is going to be ugly.

I’ll let you in on something…next year is going to be ugly

 

[Stomper15]

Dickholt said Iowa was “prepared to spend/offer seven figures” on him. I assumed that the monetary piece would’ve been discussed during the visit.

If they end up striking out on D-line, pass rusher, CB, and WR, next year is going to be ugly.

Schedule alone, it’s going to be ugly. Regardless of if they get a couple bottom tier portal hits.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Oh no!!!

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Iowa goes 8-4, has a couple teams down but can’t hold on late. Miss out on the playoffs. Losing those games will be “unforgivable.”

 

[KitKatApples]

I'll be pretty fucking happy with 8-4

 

[douglasbader]

8-4 next year will be a miracle.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

8-4 next year will be a miracle.

Mark it down.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

I see 9-3

 

[Dr. Zaius]

They might lose every game next season

 

[Hawk&Balls]

6-6 bowling in Detroit or bust

 

[The Full Monte]

Dickholt said Iowa was “prepared to spend/offer seven figures” on him. I assumed that the monetary piece would’ve been discussed during the visit.

If they end up striking out on D-line, pass rusher, CB, and WR, next year is going to be ugly.

Iowa SHOULD have a really easy time recruiting in the portal. The…”approach” needs to be adjusted.

 

[The Full Monte]

They might lose every game next season

50/50

 

[AZmessDAWG]

@Shawneemicks arms will unfold.
@The Full Monte will smile

 

[26.2]

They might lose every game next season

You still gonna go into kinnick an hour before kickoff for every game, and spend half the game in chat???

 

[Dr. Zaius]

You still gonna go into kinnick an hour before kickoff for every game, and spend half the game in chat???

Wat? That’s fake news

 

[L. Wade Childress]

If Beth is really packing what you guys claim, she should fire Kirk before he gets the record

 

[Kamala]

They might lose every game next season

lol, nope