**2024/2025 Iowa Football Offseason & Transfer Portal Thread**

[Kamala]

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I thought you were a Campus man. I’ll delete that cell from my spreadsheet

 

[Monster]

I thought you were a Campus man. I’ll delete that cell from my spreadsheet

I go there too.

 

[Gushawk]

I feel the same about you, friend, defending the scumbag coaches and agents. It's disappointing. But, I you.

I’m not defending anyone, but my daddy taught me two wrongs don’t make a right, most of the time.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Is that a holiday inn gym

 

[Monster]

Is that a holiday inn gym

In fact, it's the Yucatan Princess in Playa. I didn’t want to take a picture at my gym today because it's so crowded and I'm too old for that. This was a couple weeks ago. I sent it to Mrs Hamo to get her all hot and bothered.

 

[Monster]

I’m not defending anyone, but my daddy taught me two wrongs don’t make a right, most of the time.

That would be awesome.

 

[cloudhawk]

I know, buddy. You know I you. I don't honestly care all that much about this. Just giving it back. Tis the way of the 'dome.

To have the 'dome 2 men have to enter...

 

[Kamala]

To have the 'dome 2 men have to enter...

Weird. Your mom and Thunderdome have the same rule

 

[Monster]

I thought you were a Campus man. I’ll delete that cell from my spreadsheet

Next time you see me there stop and introduce yourself. Or at the very least brush up against the small of my back.

 

[cloudhawk]

Weird. Your mom and Thunderdome have the same rule

Grow up

 

[L. Wade Childress]

I occasionally chat with dad,

no you don’t

 

[turtley78]

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Dammit, I had just cleared up my last case of monsteritis. Thanks a lot.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Grow up

That's step 1

 

[MikeyJoe]

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Yo bro you're skinny and sexy now, time to buy some new shorts.

 

[Kamala]

Next time you see me there stop and introduce yourself. Or at the very least brush up against the small of my back.

Will do

 

[Monster]

Yo bro you're skinny and sexy now, time to buy some new shorts.

I need lots of room in the crotchal area.

 

[MikeyJoe]

I feel the same about you, friend, defending the scumbag coaches and agents. It's disappointing. But, I you.

No one is defending coaches and agents. People are telling you that not all unethical behavior is equally unethical, and that other instances of unethical behavior don't excuse individual examples of it.

 

[Monster]

No one is defending coaches and agents. People are telling you that not all unethical behavior is equally unethical, and that other instances of unethical behavior don't excuse individual examples of it.

Shhhhhhhhh. Hush now.

 

[WCFHawkeye]

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I think I just came down with a case of Monsteritis.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Is that monsteritis and titos

 

[WCFHawkeye]

Dammit, I had just cleared up my last case of monsteritis. Thanks a lot.

I see I was scooped.

 

[WCFHawkeye]

Yo bro you're skinny and sexy now, time to buy some new shorts.

 

[Geese]

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AZ dreams about those calves strangling his lights out

 

[AZmessDAWG]

I dream about those calves strangling my lights out

FIFY

 

[BBK]

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[BluesHawk]

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If this was real Thunderdome, my money would be on this fella.

 

[Bonner]

The SDSU WR wasn’t visiting this weekend as speculated. He was at NW this weekend and committed. It was the QB and DT (who just committed) in town, reading that it’s either going to be Iowa or NFL for the QB, so pry will go to NFL and we will suck a ton next year. Go Hawks.

I don’t see why he would go to the NFL if he’s a late round QB. Go to Iowa and make over a million, then be a late round QB in 2026. Brian isn’t there to fuck it up.

 

[CleteyColgate]

When will the "done deal" be public @douglasbader ?

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Not before the players are notified on Twitter

 

[douglasbader]

If you can somehow be good QB at Iowa, history shows you might get drafted in the 3rd round.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

If this was real Thunderdome, my money would be on this fella.

 

[Monster]

Wanna take me on, fatty? Think you got a shot?

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Gross

 

[Monster]

Is there a Toys R Us in the metro anymore?

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Is there a Toys R Us in the metro anymore?

there’s a Lions Den in Baxter

 

[Monster]

there’s a Lions Den in Baxter

Porn in the corn? We can't fight there. They know me.

 

[Geese]

When will the "done deal" be public @douglasbader ?

Lol

 

[The Dad]

there’s a Lions Den in Baxter

Lion’s Choice makes a solid roast beef sandwich.

 

[Monster]

Lion’s Choice makes a solid roast beef sandwich.

I vote for thst.

 

[The Dad]

Lol

Ol Cletey got Bader’ed. Has probably been refreshing Twitter 12 times an hour.

 

[CleteyColgate]

Damn straight. @douglasbader has never been wrong according to him

 

[douglasbader]

Ol Cletey got Bader’ed. Has probably been refreshing Twitter 12 times an hour.

People are sooooo fucking stupid.

 

[The Dad]

People are sooooo fucking stupid.

Easy prey when you’re telling them what they want to hear. MAGA.

 

[CleteyColgate]

Stalker @douglasbader knows my status on 24/7 but I have some good intel from there.

 

[Revolver]

Stalker @douglasbader knows my status on 24/7 but I have some good intel from there.

This is worse than “been sayin’”.

 

[CleteyColgate]

The rank and file posters are

 

[douglasbader]

Easy prey when you’re telling them what they want to hear. MAGA.

The funny thing is I forgot he even existed. Had him on ignore for 2-3 years.

 

[Fair and Balanced]

Shhhhhhhhh. Hush now.

 

[Monster]

Voices better carry.

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

Is there a Toys R Us in the metro anymore?

No, it’s closed a long time ago.