**2024/2025 Iowa Football Offseason & Transfer Portal Thread**

[R2-D2]

I agree. But we could still not be spazzy faggots about it.
PS, Ivan ruined college sports

Idk it’s pretty fucked up.

 

[Monster]

Listen, I'm all for shaming miserable Iowa fans. But I don't think a mild degree of PTSD about a transfer QB coming off an injury is some crazy pessimism people are pulling out of their asses.

We're not seeing a "mild degree of ptsd".

 

[The Dad]

I agree. But we could still not be spazzy faggots about it.
PS, Ivan ruined college sports

Who is spazzing?

 

[KitKatApples]

Who is spazzing?

Your mom

 

[KitKatApples]

Idk it’s pretty fucked up.

 

[ChipHilton]

If there’s a silver lining in this, it would be Sullivan strongly considers staying at Iowa.

And relatively more work for Hank Williams and Jimmy Chitwood.

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

QBs who had labrum surgery and came back with no problem:

Drew Brees
Justin Herbert
Andrew Luck
Deshaun Watson
Mitchell Trubisky
The Missouri QB we just lost to in Nashville

But, on the other hand...

'My eyebrows raised a little, too': Second shoulder surgery no easy road for Ohio State QB Braxton Miller, experts say

Dr. James Andrews performed shoulder surgery on Miller in Florida on Tuesday and Ohio State reported that it went well. But with a second surgery in six months on the same shoulder, nothing can be taken for granted.

www.cleveland.com

"I can tell you that the labrum doesn't heal particularly well," Dr. Schickendantz said. "The surgery is difficult, the blood supply is poor and it's hard to get these things to heal. It's a difficult thing to come back from. If you look across the board, successful return to play is not all that predictable. People don't understand how difficult it is to come back from that type of surgery. So I am not completely surprised he is having ongoing issues with the shoulder."

 

[Shawneemicks]

Sounds like Shawnee level optimism is reasonable

 

[Monster]

Labrum tear has been confirmed?

 

[Fritz Fequiere]

To be fair Braxton Miller's "throwing" shoulder never really worked well to begin with.

 

[KitKatApples]

And the article is 11 years old

 

[Shawneemicks]

I’m just gonna assume Gronowski isn’t playing until he actually plays

 

[Hawk&Balls]

he's not gonna play before he plays

 

[brantshawks]

I’m just gonna assume Gronowski isn’t playing until he actually plays

You're going to assume the worst and go negative right off the bat?

Well that's out of character.

 

[BngHawk]

I’ve said it before, every organization needs a Shawnee. Can’t all be wiener licking yes-men here.

 

[Shawneemicks]

I’m cautiously pessimistic

 

[Rolo Tomassi]

Is that real?


/Rolo

Well, is it? Don't leave me in suspense.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

I fucking hate me some Schickendantz, particularly at wedding receptions.

 

[The Dad]

I fucking hate me some Schickendantz, particularly at wedding receptions.

Didn’t that dude hoop for the Gophers in the late 80s?

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Didn’t that dude hoop for the Gophers in the late 80s?

you are thinking of Miles Tarver

 

[The Dad]

you are thinking of Miles Tarver

Oh yeah. Saw him at Tarver Hawkeye Marina back in the day.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

There is a non zero chance that I will someday run the Coralville Marina. If it happens. Tarver Hot Guy Marina will become a reality.

 

[cloudhawk]

Didn’t that dude hoop for the Gophers in the late 80s?

Jim Shikenjanski

 

[ivan_drago]

Cade is transferring to East Tennessee State.

Get a fucking job man

 

[gable_guy]

By East Tennessee State, you mean Western Kentucky?

 

[Monster]

Cade is transferring to East Tennessee State.

Get a fucking job man

Think he could get a job at 23 fresh out of college that would pay him more than maybe 60k? Why not go to college one more year. I bet even east tenn could scrounge together 60k in nil money.

 

[Monster]

Western Kentucky could definitely pay him.

 

[ivan_drago]

By East Tennessee State, you mean Western Kentucky?

No, I don’t.

 

[Monster]

Pwn reversal.

 

[thrawn]

Think he could get a job at 23 fresh out of college that would pay him more than maybe 60k? Why not go to college one more year. I bet even east tenn could scrounge together 60k in nil money.

he turns 25 in May.

 

[Monster]

he turns 25 in May.

Whatever. Point stands.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Cade needs to realize that there is only a small window where you can dominate rec flag football league before you start getting fat and bald.

 

[brantshawks]

He gets older, they stay the same age.

 

[Gushawk]

He’s gonna suck ass and will not end the season as their starter

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

He’s gonna suck ass and will not end the season as their starter

I don't think he'll begin the season as a starter, either.

 

[Gushawk]

That would be yet another wonderful tribute to Bridawg and Bud’s incompetence

 

[ivan_drago]

He’s gonna fit in well in the Southern Conference.

 

[Monster]

He’s gonna suck ass and will not end the season as their starter

You said that about Jake Christensen at Eastern Illinois and he turned out to have a pretty decent senior season there.

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

 

[Gushawk]

You said that about Jake Christensen at Eastern Illinois and he turned out to have a pretty decent senior season there.

I don’t recall having a ton to say about Jake’s Eastern Illinois prospects, but I might have. He was just fat and inaccurate, not physically broken and incapable.

 

[Monster]

I don’t recall having a ton to say about Jake’s Eastern Illinois prospects, but I might have. He was just fat and inaccurate, not physically broken and incapable.

I don't know, Gus. Not a good look for you. I've owned my Jake mistake. Time to own yours.

Misjake, as it were.

 

[Hawkstrat]

You said that about Jake Christensen at Eastern Illinois and he turned out to have a pretty decent senior season there.

Did anyone else make any predictions about Christensen?

 

[Hawkstrat]

Magnanimously scooped, not only do I look slow, I look like an asshole.

 

[Monster]

Magnanimously scooped, not only do I look slow, I look like an asshole.

You're used to it.

 

[hoosh]

I don't know, Gus. Not a good look for you. I've owned my Jake mistake. Time to own yours.

Misjake, as it were.

He didn’t really have that great of season there… no owning up necessary for the Stang

 

[Monster]

He didn’t really have that great of season there… no owning up necessary for the Stang

2nd team all conference, motherfucker.

 

[Brad Wesley]

 

[HerkyHopeful]

Stunning

 

[Lil Scamp]

There is a non zero chance that I will someday run the Coralville Marina. If it happens. Tarver Hot Guy Marina will become a reality.

Is Jolly Roger still a thing? I can't believe they called it that

 

[Dr. Zaius]

That’s football