***2024-2025 Iowa Men’s Basketball Season Thread***

[HerkyHopeful]

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With that being said

 

[HerkyHopeful]

Fart brothers running it back

 

[Verbal]

I’ve decided to get married and go work at Prudential.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

x.com

x.com

 

[HerkyHopeful]

Suburban kid humor

 

[Revolver]

You fucking amateurs could use one more year of schooling, as well. This is how you post a tweet.

 

[BluesHawk]

Well no shit. Hard to jump to the NBA when nobody wants you.

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

"unfinished business"

 

[Kamala]

Well no shit. Hard to jump to the NBA when nobody wants you.

I’ve decided not to fuck Arianna Grande, at this time. Please respect my decision.

 

[HerkyHopeful]

.....

 

[BluesHawk]

Hey, who wants the slow white guy that can't jump or shoot under pressure?

 

[CamelTones]

2 minutes ago I almost dropped $55 in the Iowa NIL store for a Riley Mulvey hoodie.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

 

[HerkyHopeful]

But why

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[CamelTones]

Someone on TOS asked if the swarm should pay Sandfort a nice 6 figure amount to entice him to come back.

 

[Talkin' Goat]

Thank you God for this 22” vert.

 

[CamelTones]

Thelwell
Dix
Sadfort
Traore
Freeman

Probably the best defensive backcourt Frans had with a decent rim protector that fouls a lot.

With the portal this doesn’t matter as much but in theory this allows Iowa to develop Harding, Pryce, Dembele, Koch and Tadjo at a more traditional pace. Again, the portal fucks this up, but Iowa is set up to be really solid from a roster standpoint for awhile. Not seeing Patrick on that list is so freeing.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Sadfort.

 

[TurdBurgler]

Fucking awesome news. Also interesting to see Coleman Hawkins withdrew from the draft but won't return to Illinois.

 

[KitKatApples]

Someone on TOS asked if the swarm should pay Sandfort a nice 6 figure amount to entice him to come back.

Wait. Is that real?

 

[Squat Cobbler]

22 inch vert is fucking sad. Iowa needs a legit lifting program in the worst way.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

22 inch vert is fucking sad. Iowa needs a legit lifting program in the worst way.

If you can’t jump you can’t jump.

 

[Hawkstrat]

 

[Gushawk]

If you can’t jump you can’t jump.

To some extent true, but I’d guess a year training with the football team would improve that pathetic figure some.

 

[HerkyHopeful]

Found Payton online

https://www.quora.com/How-do-I-add-at-least-9-15-inches-to-my-vertical-jump-in-less-than-8-weeks

 

[AZmessDAWG]

To some extent true, but I’d guess a year training with the football team would improve that pathetic figure some.

Of course. But you ain’t going from 22 to 36.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Not with THAT attitude!

 

[Hawk_Kegmasters]

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

Not with THAT attitude!

I’ll bet he could get close to 30

 

[Herbie2]

If you can’t jump you can’t jump.

You would know.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

You would know.

Ok Mr Achilles

 

[AZmessDAWG]

When I could jump mine was 28”

 

[KitKatApples]

No wonder your so popular

 

[Geese]

Yeah no amount of training is going to improve his vert that much. Maybe add an inch or 2 but he's not a natural hard body and will never be able to jump out the gym

 

[Hawkstrat]

If he could add an inch or two to his vertical, he should.

 

[LifelongHawk]

the 22 vertical was standing, his regular vertical was AZ ish

 

[Bovert]

My freshman year at Iowa I was on the golf team (look at me!!) and we started our winter training program with tests like vertical jump and situps and pushups and shit like that and then we tested again at the end of the winter to see our improvement. I remember 2 things from this: 1) My starting vertical was the worst on the team at 17" (I don't recall my final vertical but I'm sure it was the same) and 2) My final situps were like 10 fewer than my starting situps

 

[brantshawks]

My freshman year at Iowa I was on the golf team (look at me!!) and we started our winter training program with tests like vertical jump and situps and pushups and shit like that and then we tested again at the end of the winter to see our improvement. I remember 2 things from this: 1) My starting vertical was the worst on the team at 17" (I don't recall my final vertical but I'm sure it was the same) and 2) My final situps were like 10 fewer than my starting situps

You being a goddamn specimen at your current age is no surprise.

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

Sanfort left us hanging with his decision like he hangs in the air w/ his 22" vert.

 

[HerkyHopeful]

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Neutral site games suck

 

[HerkyHopeful]

I don't get it

 

[L. Wade Childress]

No decent teams are coming to Carver, our fans don’t show up for bad teams, and the net calculation encourages this type of game.

 

[iowa4ever20]

All these neutral site games are being setup for NET purposes which is stupid.

 

[Hawkstrat]

All these neutral site games are being setup for NET purposes which is stupid.

Why is that stupid?

 

[douglasbader]

I don't get it

Fran and Iowa skipped doing a Thanksgiving tourney because Fran needs to take the week off to go watch Jack and Patrick. It's that simple. That is why this game is being set up.

 

[Debit One]

I’ve decided not to fuck Arianna Grande, at this time. Please respect my decision.

Running it back with Mrs. Kamala. Unfinished business.

 

[Billy Butters]

All these neutral site games are being setup for NET purposes which is stupid.

If we're going to play the NET game I'd rather go this route with decent mid major teams than playing a bunch of 300+ level teams to boost the efficiency stats.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

If we're going to play the NET game I'd rather go this route with decent mid major teams than playing a bunch of 300+ level teams to boost the efficiency stats.

Like we won't be doing both.

As much as I was laughing at Iowa states home schedule, ours will be just as bad.