**2026 Iowa Football Offseason and Transfer Portal Thread**

[Hawk&Balls]

Him, entringer and lutmer are a solid group

 

[hawkeyealum]

Dakin following Woods. Not nice Levar

 

[Talkin' Goat]

Dakin has been a big ole bucket of meh so far.

 

[Gushawk]

I’ve heard Dakin bangs a lot of chicks, but his punting is only slightly above average. I’m not sure there are greener pastures for an Aussie cocksman in East Lansing

 

[AZmessDAWG]

I’ve heard Dakin bangs a lot of chicks, but his punting is only slightly above average. I’m not sure there are greener pastures for an Aussie cocksman in East Lansing

Where in the hell would you have heard that?

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

Where in the hell would you have heard that?

Gus runs in cocksman circles

 

[Gushawk]

A pervert friend who used to coach one of his former roommates.

 

[Gushawk]

Gus runs in cocksman circles

Why thank you, Thomas

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

Why thank you, Thomas

YW!

 

[Lil Scamp]

A pervert friend who used to coach one of his former roommates.

Tell Kirk’s son, Brian Ferentz hi

 

[WCFHawkeye]

Where in the hell would you have heard that?

No shit. Above average might be a stretch.

 

[CamelTones]

Where in the hell would you have heard that?

Assuming he has an Australian accent, I’m sure that does wonders at bar close.

 

[Pedro]

Assuming he has an Australian accent, I’m sure that does wonders at bar close.

If it's similar to the attraction I have for the accent Aussie women possess...I concur.

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

If it's similar to the attraction I have for the accent Aussie women possess...I concur.

I read this as Aussie women pussies and will continue to do so.

 

[Thanksgiving Dinner]

 

[Brownzy]

Nice to have what seems like a solid kicker in the fold.

 

[douglasbader]

He's also got 3 years left, so not some temporary situation if he is good.

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

Two years left

 

[douglasbader]

Two years left

My bad, 2 years. His NDSU profile didn't have this year loaded and missed it.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

seems like about as good as you can do. You just never know with kickers until the lights come on.

 

[Thanksgiving Dinner]

 

[Gushawk]

300 elbees

 

[hawkeyealum]

Does he just have one year left?

 

[Mitchandrsn]

Does he just have one year left?

Yep, just one.

 

[Gushawk]

Does he just have one year left?

 

[hawkeyealum]

Not sure id post my cell phone number on twitter.

 

[The Dad]

Not sure id post my cell phone number on twitter.

Not even if it gives people from all over the country who want to pay you hundreds of thousands of dollars access to you and yours?

 

[hawkeyealum]

Email seems to work. What if you end up with a lot of dick pics from Brant?

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Email seems to work. What if you end up with a lot of dick pics from Brant?

Then you get a complimentary subscription to HawkeyeLounge.com

 

[The Dad]

Email seems to work. What if you end up with a lot of dick pics from Brant?

 

[douglasbader]

Looks like a pure rotation piece as the best offers he had other than Iowa was Wyoming, Temple, Arkansas State, UTEP, Kent State, Ball State, Southern Miss, and Buffalo.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Film doesn’t lie

 

[brantshawks]

I will not send that lad dick pics.

 

[Herky823]

I will not send that lad dick pics.

I know not everyone is the biggest fans of New Years resolutions, especially ones that represent such a monumental shift in behavior. But know that I'm rooting for you every step of the way.

 

[brantshawks]

#hopeandchange

 

[cloudhawk]

What about Elon?

 

[kmurp]

Looks like a pure rotation piece as the best offers he had other than Iowa was Wyoming, Temple, Arkansas State, UTEP, Kent State, Ball State, Southern Miss, and Buffalo.

If so, who are the starters?

 

[KitKatApples]

I’ll send Kirk an E-Mail and ask

 

[Hawk&Balls]

What about Elon?

He could probably play dline too

 

[BBK]

Yep, just one.

Dude moves pretty quick for a big ol boy

 

[CamelTones]

Listening to Legends & Listeners this morning, Leistikow said he was told at bowl practice Epenesa is the #1 defensive end for next year and that Drew Campbell has made significant strides.

 

[Gushawk]

I’m much more concerned about DT than DE

 

[douglasbader]

Listening to Legends & Listeners this morning, Leistikow said he was told at bowl practice Epenesa is the #1 defensive end for next year and that Drew Campbell has made significant strides.

Unblockable. They will unleash him.

 

[26.2]

Unblockable. They will unleash him.

Not exactly what I heard

 

[hawkeyealum]

Sorsby got $5MM from TTU and signed there. Fucking nuts!

 

[Shawneemicks]

I’m a little surprised they haven’t moved Iose to DT.

 

[douglasbader]

I hear Kueter might be a DT this year.

 

[hawkeyealum]

I hear Kueter might be a DT this year.

Wasn’t he having trouble gaining weight to wrestle heavyweight?

 

[Mysterio]

Kueter as a rotational defensive line guy would be great to have. not heavy enough to play in the middle but i could see defensive end

 

[douglasbader]

Wasn’t he having trouble gaining weight to wrestle heavyweight?

No clue, I just make shit up.