**2026 Iowa Football Offseason and Transfer Portal Thread**

[BBK]

He is looking quite domesticated. Coach Pud must be a bad influence.

How can you have that narrow of shoulders with that beefy of tits?

 

[Gushawk]

How can you have that narrow of shoulders with that beefy of tits?

Lotta carb-laden late nights, I’d imagine.

 

[Talkin' Goat]

I thought you guys were being a little dramatic, but now that I’m watching, I honestly can’t stop staring at his tits. They’re mesmerizing.

 

[Pedro]

Did Barnes used to weigh 400lbs and then went on Ozempic? He’s definitely carrying some extra weight up there. Good candidate for the mansiere.

 

[Captain Willard]

His name was Robert Paulson.

 

[kmurp]

He looks like Richard Speck in prison.

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

A Sal like transformation.

 

[HerkyHopeful]

 

[hawkeyealum]

I hope it’s as good as Hawkeye vodka and whiskey

 

[L. Wade Childress]

There’s no way meaningful number of people actually buy these drinks.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

There’s no way meaningful number of people actually buy these drinks.

Have you seen iowans on Hawkeye Facebook pages?

 

[The Dad]

Have you seen iowans on Hawkeye Facebook pages?

No because facebook is for faggots.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

No because facebook is for faggots.

I got the Facebook app when I posted something for sale on Craigslist and was immediately mocked in the halo text thread.

 

[KitKatApples]

As well you should have been

 

[CleteyColgate]

beefybaker6 (@beefybaker62) on X

Iowa fans that are staunchly opposed to Hank Brown being the starter need to explain to me why that is. We have never seen either guy play a meaningful snap at Iowa so we rly have no clue who’s better. If Hank gives us the best chance to win why not ride w him?

x.com

 

[The Dad]

If Hank Brown doesn’t give them the best chance to win, then he wouldn’t be named the starter. Case closed. End of debate.

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

WTF are you two jabbering about?

 

[The Dad]

Hank Brown, motherfucker.

(posted while dropping a stank brown)

 

[KitKatApples]

Has he been named the starter?

 

[The Dad]

Has he been named the starter?

Not sure but if he has it’s because he gives us the best chance to win. Case closed. End of debate.

 

[KitKatApples]

Sounds a little sunshiney

 

[Gushawk]

beefybaker6 (@beefybaker62) on X

Iowa fans that are staunchly opposed to Hank Brown being the starter need to explain to me why that is. We have never seen either guy play a meaningful snap at Iowa so we rly have no clue who’s better. If Hank gives us the best chance to win why not ride w him?

x.com

This guy is a fucking moron. We most definitely have seen Hank Brown play several very meaningful snaps for Iowa and almost single-handedly lead them to defeat. Why post obvious lies?

 

[Gushawk]

Hank Brown, motherfucker.

(posted while dropping a stank brown)

I sure do hope this doesn’t become a performance based nickname.