**22/23 Transfer Portal Thread**

[Renegade_ofFunk]

I’m not sure what anyone was expecting. We’ll get some guys and they will be upgrades from the guys that left. The only transfer that really sucks is Jacobs and he couldn’t stay healthy so…..

We have an objectively superior QB to everyone currently on the roster coming in. Proctor is most likely coming. We’re a long way from needing to be actually concerned.

As long as Kirks morbidly obese idiot son is gone or demoted by the end of winter I will remain cautiously optimistic.

 

[CleteyColgate]

Pretty sure no one thought he would come here.

@douglasbader

 

[Kamala]

I’m not sure what anyone was expecting. We’ll get some guys and they will be upgrades from the guys that left. The only transfer that really sucks is Jacobs and he couldn’t stay healthy so…..

We have an objectively superior QB to everyone currently on the roster coming in. Proctor is most likely coming. We’re a long way from needing to be actually concerned.

As long as Kirks morbidly obese idiot son is gone or demoted by the end of winter I will remain cautiously optimistic.

Nope, we’ve been actually at the point of needing to be concerned for years now. So LOL at being “a lomg way” from that after what we’ve seen in the last couple weeks.

What exactly would make you concerned?

 

[Renegade_ofFunk]

Nope, we’ve been actually at the point of needing to be concerned for years now. So LOL at being “a lomg way” from that after what we’ve seen in the last couple weeks.

They literally have CFP playoff QB from a “blue blood” program paid NIL to come to Iowa with the promise of changes on offense and he’s been on the record saying that. Yes they should have gotten rid of Brian and permanently benched Peaches last year but I’d like to think Kirk isn’t flat out lying to players.

 

[Kamala]

They literally have CFP playoff QB paid NIL to come to Iowa with the promise of changes on offense and he’s been on the record saying that. Yes they should have gotten rid of Brian and permanently benched Peaches last year but I’d like to think Kirk isn’t flat out lying to players.

Interesting, if you told me the offense was going to finish 30 spots higher, I’d still be concerned because thats still a bad offense. And I don’t think they will improve 30 spots. To be far from concerned I’d have to believe they improve 50-55 spots. So for the record, I am still firmly parked at “concerned”.

Guess we’ll see.

 

[BuffettHawk]

Back in the day, Steve Deace used TeSlaa the pussy

I’m going to give you a like based exclusively on creativity.

 

[nikolausp]

See you guys in Indianapolis next December! HAWK HAWK HAWK HAWK!

 

[Gushawk]

I’m not sure what anyone was expecting. We’ll get some guys and they will be upgrades from the guys that left. The only transfer that really sucks is Jacobs and he couldn’t stay healthy so…..

We have an objectively superior QB to everyone currently on the roster coming in. Proctor is most likely coming. We’re a long way from needing to be actually concerned.

As long as Kirks morbidly obese idiot son is gone or demoted by the end of winter I will remain cautiously optimistic.

if he’s replaced by Budamyr, I will not be. deck chair shuffling.

 

[snips]

 

[neshawk]

Back in the day, Steve Deace used TeSlaa the pussy

Most potential serial killers started out killing small animals.

 

[CamelTones]

Iowas gonna need more money.

 

[snips]

how does Georgia have that much more money than Ohio State ? what do they do, sell crack or something?

 

[Pedro]

New transfer QB ---> Check
New transfer WR ---> ???
Proctor on campus ---> ???
Kirk’s son, Brian Ferentz gone ---> ???

That's the list. We check those boxes and we'll be a much improved offense next season.

I'll be a happy camper.

 

[BluesHawk]

Iowas gonna need more money.

Jesus Christ. I hate all of this.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

College athletics are going to implode at some point in the near future if they don’t dial this shit back

 

[Talkin' Goat]

New transfer QB ---> Check
New transfer WR ---> ???
Proctor on campus ---> ???
Kirk’s son, Kirk’s son, Brian Ferentz gone ---> ???

That's the list. We check those boxes and we'll be a much improved offense next season.

I'll be a happy camper.

That’s a solid list. I’m hopeful for another 1-2 WR (in addition to your 1), and then 1 each of OL/TE/CB/LB. Think most/all will happen, but would obviously like to get as many top targets on board before settling for fallbacks.

 

[Hawkstrat]

I'm afraid Kirk thinks the offensive line just needs practice.

 

[Pedro]

That’s a solid list. I’m hopeful for another 1-2 WR (in addition to your 1), and then 1 each of OL/TE/CB/LB. Think most/all will happen, but would obviously like to get as many top targets on board before settling for fallbacks.

You're more optimistic than I.

 

[Creed]

Iowas gonna need more money.

College football was fun while it lasted.

 

[BillyBob]

It sure feels like Kirk Ferentz and his sons by blood and marriage, both of whom he employs through wholly acquiescent Gary Barta, are reaping it.

Kirk’s son, Brian Ferentz reports directly to Gary Barta to avoid any chance of impropriety.

I don’t know about the son in law though. Kurt seems to have slipped that one past everyone.

 

[BuffettHawk]

I'm afraid Kirk thinks the offensive line just needs practice.

My INSIDER! source says the football staff thinks the current offensive line will be good.

 

[BBK]

My INSIDER! source says the football staff thinks the current offensive line will be good.

Yep mine too. Brian is saying DeJong is the next Orlando Pace

 

[BuffettHawk]

Yep mine too. Brian is saying DeJong is the next Orlando Pace

And that he looks forward to coaching him for the next few years.

 

[Soda Popinski]

Wisconsin in on TesLaa now.

 

[CleteyColgate]

Wisconsin in on TesLaa now.

Not worried about that one. Miami and Baylor are different.

 

[Fair and Balanced]

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Are you Match? You seem to be operating on his “humor” level.

 

[Fair and Balanced]

Iowas gonna need more money.

It’s true because Twittertard “McNeil” on Twitter tweeted a tweet about it and a Twittertard embedded that Tweet on here.

 

[Fair and Balanced]

College athletics are going to implode at some point in the near future if they don’t dial this shit back

Define “implode”.

 

[Brad Wesley]

He’s no Sir Yacht.

 

[Dolomitey]

He’s Mr Bucknuts

 

[Geese]

Has Kamala always been such a huge fucking loser?

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

Has Kamala always been such a huge fucking loser?

Define huge

 

[CamelTones]

It’s true because Twittertard “McNeil” on Twitter tweeted a tweet about it and a Twittertard embedded that Tweet on here.

It’s from this radio show:


Sorry it offended you.

 

[Geese]

Define huge

extremely large; enormous

 

[BuffettHawk]

It’s from this radio show:


Sorry it offended you.

Don’t fucking apologize to him.

 

[Fletch]

Has Kamala always been such a huge fucking loser?

Not sure.

 

[CamelTones]

Michigan and Ohio State’s NIL programs are a mess relative to their place in college football. They have a bunch of former players (like Cardale Jones) trying to start their own collectives. So instead of having a single collective like Iowa has with swarm, they have 3 or 4. It’s dividing up the money and limiting how much they have to offer individual prospects.

 

[Fair and Balanced]

It’s from this radio show:


Sorry it offended you.

Good tweet.

 

[Fair and Balanced]

Define “implode”.

And “near future”. Define that also, PLZ!

 

[thrawn]

Michigan and Ohio State’s NIL programs are a mess relative to their place in college football. They have a bunch of former players (like Cardale Jones) trying to start their own collectives. So instead of having a single collective like Iowa has with swarm, they have 3 or 4. It’s dividing up the money and limiting how much they have to offer individual prospects.

This is all pretty stupid

 

[Soda Popinski]

Somebody let me know when this thread doesn't suck anymore.

 

[eclone]

Michigan and Ohio State’s NIL programs are a mess relative to their place in college football. They have a bunch of former players (like Cardale Jones) trying to start their own collectives. So instead of having a single collective like Iowa has with swarm, they have 3 or 4. It’s dividing up the money and limiting how much they have to offer individual prospects.

If you can’t trust Cardale Jones to set up a proper collective, who can you trust?

 

[KitKatApples]

He ain’t here to practice collectives

 

[HerkyHopeful]

Just saw a nice We Will commercial with Matt Campbell which sounded like it was recorded with Jamie Pollards phone in a closet.

If Teslaa chooses ISU, I don't know what to think

 

[Geese]

Somebody let me know when this thread doesn't suck anymore.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Define “implode”.

 

[Fletch]

Lol Wtf.

 

[FrodoTBaggin]

 

[cloudhawk]

Jesus- lol

 

[HerkyHopeful]