**22/23 Transfer Portal Thread**

[Stu Beagle]

I remember a big talking point before NIL was players getting paid for their jersey sales. I think I see less jerseys on fans now than before.

 

[KitKatApples]

 

[Hawkstrat]

NIL guy saying Iowa should get a transfer tomorrow. All seems to be the most likely.

 

[The Dad]

Momma took it out with A-L-L, All. The stainlifter, that’s All.

 

[CleteyColgate]

NIL guy saying Iowa should get a transfer tomorrow. All seems to be the most likely.

That's neat. I subscribe to a site that hypes up activity that never materializes.

 

[Hawkstrat]

That's neat. I subscribe to a site that hypes up activity that never materializes.

K.

 

[KitKatApples]

Feel free to leave dipshit

 

[CleteyColgate]

Feel free to leave dipshit

I'm just a sad, irrational fan, man. Gotta have hope!!! Go Hawks, AMIRITE?!?!

 

[hawkeyealum]

Not worried about that one. Miami and Baylor are different.

Shit, even ISU is a much more appealing offer for a WR

 

[CleteyColgate]

Shit, even ISU is a much more appealing offer for a WR

Are girls still hot in Iowa City? Is that a thing?

 

[Billy Vipes]

That's neat. I subscribe to a site that hypes up activity that never materializes.

I subscribe to your mom's only fans and it always makes me materialize.

 

[CleteyColgate]

I subscribe to your mom's only fans and it always makes me materialize.

LOLOLOL. I love you guys! Your material is almost as fresh as the recruiting sites I subscribe to!

 

[Geese]

Shit, even ISU is a much more appealing offer for a WR

Lol

 

[Talkin' Goat]

It would appear TE need can be crossed off the list.

 

[BBK]

It would appear TE need can be crossed off the list.

We should just run 3 TE sets

 

[L. Wade Childress]

That's neat. I subscribe to a site that hypes up activity that never materializes.

I subscribe to your mom’s onlyfans. Not much different.

 

[ChipHilton]

LOL at TeSlaa now with Miami and Baylor offers.

That cracka aint coming here

Does he want his family to to have to travel from Hudsonville, Michigan to Texas, Oklahoma, Kansas, Utah, Florida to see him play? Or the eastern seaboard? This is a Hillsdale kid and family. IC is 370 miles, but trips to Evanston, Bloomington, West Lafayette, East Lansing/Ann Arbor surely look more appealing than Waco, Lubbock, Stillwater, etc. Hoping he doesn't get home state offers.

 

[BBK]

Does he want his family to to have to travel from Hudsonville, Michigan to Texas, Oklahoma, Kansas, Utah, Florida to see him play? Or the eastern seaboard? This is a Hillsdale kid and family. IC is 370 miles, but trips to Evanston, Bloomington, West Lafayette, East Lansing/Ann Arbor surely look more appealing than Waco, Lubbock, Stillwater, etc. Hoping he doesn't get home state offers.

Like every 19-20 year old young man, I'm sure his first thoughts on his future center on what his parents want and what is convenient for them...

 

[snips]

Are you Match? You seem to be operating on his “humor” level.

"Thanks"
no, I wish.

 

[KitKatApples]

We should just run 3 TE sets

Fuck it, bring back the wishbone.

 

[Gushawk]

We should just run 3 TE sets

i did like what we saw of Ostrenga, but hard to get excited about anything without a real offensive staff and receivers in place

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

i did like what we saw of Ostrenga, but hard to get excited about anything

We know

 

[Alan Lomax]

Fuck it, bring back the wishbone.

We could at least excuse their passing ineptitude the last three years with that as the base offense. We’d find a way to love it.

 

[CleteyColgate]

i did like what we saw of Ostrenga, but hard to get excited about anything without a real offensive staff and receivers in place

What?!?!? Everything is going well. Doug said Brian is gone and we have MULTIPLE OFFENSIVE WEAPONS transferring to Iowa imminently.

 

[Shawneemicks]

Doug threw a few darts and wildly missed

 

[thrawn]

Like every 19-20 year old young man, I'm sure his first thoughts on his future center on what his parents want and what is convenient for them...

He is presently attending Hillsdale.

 

[Brad Wesley]

It would appear TE need can be crossed off the list.

Can he play center?

 

[CleteyColgate]

Doug threw a few darts and wildly missed

Like always. Yet Halo treats @douglasbader like a god, though he's a false prophet.

 

[Brad Wesley]

Like always. Yet Halo treats @douglasbader like a god, though he's a false prophet.

Are you high? A significant portion of this thread is dedicated to shitting on Doug.

 

[cloudhawk]

You best tread lightly....

 

[Greg Obrecht]

Doug will be vindicated.

 

[LifelongHawk]

Brady will retire someday

 

[26.2]

Like every 19-20 year old young man, I'm sure his first thoughts on his future center on what his parents want and what is convenient for them...

People that think like that are the ones who live within an hour drive of their parents after they graduate college

 

[L. Wade Childress]

People that think like that are the ones who live within an hour drive of their parents after they graduate college

It’s more convenient for me to live within an hour of your mom.

 

[26.2]

It’s more convenient for me to live within an hour of your mom.

I actually think you really do live within an hour of my mom!!!

 

[L. Wade Childress]

I actually think you really do live within an hour of my mom!!!

that is literally what I just said

 

[Stomper15]

Does he want his family to to have to travel from Hudsonville, Michigan to Texas, Oklahoma, Kansas, Utah, Florida to see him play? Or the eastern seaboard? This is a Hillsdale kid and family. IC is 370 miles, but trips to Evanston, Bloomington, West Lafayette, East Lansing/Ann Arbor surely look more appealing than Waco, Lubbock, Stillwater, etc. Hoping he doesn't get home state offers.

His girlfriend lives in Florida…

 

[BBK]

His girlfriend lives in Florida…

You're weird for knowing this

 

[Stomper15]

You're weird for knowing this

You're weird for not listening to @tcondon's pod.

 

[Greg Obrecht]

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[douglasbader]

We told you about Cade. You didn't believe. Cade is a Hawkeye.

We told you about Eric All. You didn't believe. All is a Hawkeye.

More to come, boyz. Fun making you look stupid, and as always....

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[BBK]

 

[thrawn]

When is Gus committing?

 

[Brownzy]

We told you about Cade. You didn't believe. Cade is a Hawkeye.

We told you about Eric All. You didn't believe. All is a Hawkeye.

More to come, boyz. Fun making you look stupid, and as always....

I'm 100% Team Doug on this one.

 

[Thanksgiving Dinner]

*Penuston

 

[Mr. Hawk]

I'm 100% Team Doug on this one.

Lists will be kept.

 

[hawkeyealum]

Spinal surgery seems less than ideal for anyone, and really bad for a football player

 

[douglasbader]

Spinal surgery seems less than ideal for anyone, and really bad for a football player

It actually healed him and he is up and moving about fine and will be good to go for the season.