Iowa State Football Bashing Thread

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Has there ever been a preseason Top 10 team that is more anonymous as we reach mid October? How depressing is this in terms of national or even local attention?
  • Played FCS UNI in a game that was not televised and won 16-10, holding off UNI on the final drive.
  • GameDay comes to town, makes fun of them, followed by an ass-kicking from their only rival in a game the fans and coach quit on early in the 4th quarter.
  • Play possibly the worst FBS team in the country in a game that started at 9:30 in their home region, 10:30 ET on CBS Sports Network, which most people probably don't know they have.
  • Play Baylor on Fox regional and get beat.
  • Play the worst P% team, possibly of all time in a 6:00 PM time slot.
  • Bye Week.
They spent the previous 9 months dreaming of being a playoff contender, and as all of the above transpired, their only "rival" was turning into just that.

Saturday was everything they thought the Iowa/ISU game was going to be for them.
 
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I forget who pointed this guy out recently, but holy shit at this thread


 

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What a bunch of miserable faggots.
 

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Jesus, would someone team hire Bienemy already?
Not sure the Raiders are gonna hire him.

 
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That is a group of the biggest jackasses on earth. I hope they all experience prolapses anuses from fucking each other
 

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I like this guy

I will start taking these inquiries seriously when all of you list the various social justice initiatives you have been involved in over the past 10 years. I suspect that until there was some red meat involving Iowa FB, none of you (or a very, very small percentage) have had any involvement with social programs involving race. Yet, when the complaints start with IA FB, it is like the Rainbow Coalition over here. Color me skeptical it stems from just outright jealously and envy rather than some actual personal concern.
 

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Lol. God.

@BuffettHawk could you please update our tag lines to indicate that we are all “The Taliban of College football fans”?

And WTF is the random brown box emoji?


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If @Jimmie_Dimmick could direct some extra supernatural fuckery to the clones and their fans, that would be great.
 

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Has there ever been a preseason Top 10 team that is more anonymous as we reach mid October? How depressing is this in terms of national or even local attention?
  • Played FCS UNI in a game that was not televised and won 16-10, holding off UNI on the final drive.
  • GameDay comes to town, makes fun of them, followed by an ass-kicking from their only rival in a game the fans and coach quit on early in the 4th quarter.
  • Play possibly the worst FBS team in the country in a game that started at 9:30 in their home region, 10:30 ET on CBS Sports Network, which most people probably don't know they have.
  • Play Baylor on Fox regional and get beat.
  • Play the worst P% team, possibly of all time in a 6:00 PM time slot.
  • Bye Week.
Baylor was on FOX national. Regional Fox doesn’t exist.

They have two losses on national network TV games. That isn’t all that anonymous.
 

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I mean, they would know unwashed hillbilly folk with a predilection for, ahem, animal husbandry.
 

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@BuffettHawk could you please update our tag lines to indicate that we are all “The Taliban of College football fans”?

And WTF is the random brown box emoji?


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Mr. 1209 will have to be more specific - was this during the 2 score lead that Iowa enjoyed before or after their coach gave up?
 

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Not sure the Raiders are gonna hire him.

Bienemy is likely the only person to ever be a drunk jackass in his 20s and I’m glad we have people like you to forever hold his feet to the fire.
 

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Baylor was on FOX national. Regional Fox doesn’t exist.

They have two losses on national network TV games. That isn’t all that anonymous.
They have been in two games that have been realistically watched by anyone nationally and lost them both. And it's mid-October, with the season halfway over. Seems pretty anonymous for a pre-season Top 10 team.
 
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And then you have one of the "journalists" covering Iowa football, Mike Hlas, who actually downplayed ISU's "5 star culture". He basically said it was dumb and meaningless. Okay Mike.... got it. You just go back to reporting and gushing over your racist Iowa program, and asking easy questions.... and downplaying the "culture" of a program. I can see why you downplay it..... Iowa has about a 2 star culture at best.
 
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Lol. God.

@BuffettHawk could you please update our tag lines to indicate that we are all “The Taliban of College football fans”?

And WTF is the random brown box emoji?


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Literally everyone is walking around with a high definition video camera in their pocket but no one ever manages to capture these crazy Iowa fans running amok.
 

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Has there ever been a preseason Top 10 team that is more anonymous as we reach mid October? How depressing is this in terms of national or even local attention?
  • Played FCS UNI in a game that was not televised and won 16-10, holding off UNI on the final drive.
  • GameDay comes to town, makes fun of them, followed by an ass-kicking from their only rival in a game the fans and coach quit on early in the 4th quarter.
  • Play possibly the worst FBS team in the country in a game that started at 9:30 in their home region, 10:30 ET on CBS Sports Network, which most people probably don't know they have.
  • Play Baylor on Fox regional and get beat.
  • Play the worst P% team, possibly of all time in a 6:00 PM time slot.
  • Bye Week.
I will not DMOFR, but when's the last time a top-10 (pre-season) team was out of the top 25 after week 4?
 
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