Iowa State Football Bashing Thread

[The Full Monte]

we really need to just have an omnibus Iowa media tweets thread to reserve this thread for ISU mockery

It’s from Hassel….but more about Chris Williams being a dumbfuck

 

[thrawn]

It’s from Hassel….but more about Chris Williams being a dumbfuck

is Hassel not Iowa media?

 

[KitKatApples]

No. Just no. I mean yes but no

 

[ivan_drago]

is Hassel not Iowa media?

He sure thinks so.

 

[newsbreaker]

Such a comprehensively stupid human.

 

[ivan_drago]

LOL. Hassel is a fucking idiot. Old Rip is 800-1K a bottle on the secondary market, it’s a 10 year Pappy. It’s the same fucking thing aged less.

Fuck you for making me defend Williams. $30 a glass for ORVW is a great deal. Jesus.

 

[Dolomitey]

Wizard Pappy!

 

[Soda Popinski]

Hey Thrawn is back.

 

[gable_guy]

Go Clones...

West Des Moines police make hit-and-run arrest

West Des Moines police have made an arrest in a hit-and-run crash that seriously injured a man four months ago.

www.kcci.com

 

[BngHawk]

Go Clones...

West Des Moines police make hit-and-run arrest

West Des Moines police have made an arrest in a hit-and-run crash that seriously injured a man four months ago.

www.kcci.com

CFO of “Tractor Zoom”

 

[KitKatApples]

At least he wasn't in a bus this time

 

[jandj]

At least he wasn't in a bus this time

?? I must’ve missed this story.

 

[KitKatApples]

it was a joke, based on this

Police Say Driver Who Struck, Killed ISU Student ‘Knew What He Did’

AMES, Iowa — An arrest has been made in the hit-and-run death of an Iowa State University student. The Ames Police Department says 23-year-old Benjamin Clague of Gilbert has been charged in t…

who13.com

 

[L. Wade Childress]

I avoid busses like the clague

 

[Talkin' Goat]

Will McDonald not really gonna break the streak, is he?

Strong Senior Bowl reviews.
Strong combine workout.
Highly valued position in NFL currently.
Kiper has him at #8

Say it ain’t so HaLo.

 

[UnKnOwN_SeRb]

Will McDonald not really gonna break the streak, is he?

Strong Senior Bowl reviews.
Strong combine workout.
Highly valued position in NFL currently.
Kiper has him at #8

Say it ain’t so HaLo.

Fuck Kiper.

 

[KitKatApples]

Damn. Hell of a run

 

[Bovert]

I've seen 3 other current mocks that don't have him in the 1st round

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

Will McDonald not really gonna break the streak, is he?

Strong Senior Bowl reviews.
Strong combine workout.
Highly valued position in NFL currently.
Kiper has him at #8

Say it ain’t so HaLo.

6'4" and 235 or 240 is a tiny DE and teams will run it up his ass anytime he is in.

He couldn't play the run in college. He will get mauled to death in the NFL.

I'm sure he's gonna put up great numbers in everything in the combine because he's a wiry built one trick pony who will be used on passing downs only. You don't burn a 1st round pick on that.

Ma God help us all.

 

[Verbal]

The fraternity of NFL GM’s knows what is at stake. I trust they will collectively do the right thing.

 

[jandj]

Does KF have enough pull in the NFL to keep the streak alive?

 

[hawkeyealum]

Over the last several years there have been very few defensive players taken in the first round from the B12

 

[hawkeyealum]

Probably not that many defensive
players taken at all but I’m just guessing

 

[Talkin' Goat]

I agree with all posted above against him, but the NFL loves these edge rushers right now. And ISU misusing him like a SOB appears to be helping him even more.

We must not let this happen.

 

[Wanderer]

6'4" and 235 or 240 is a tiny DE and teams will run it up his ass anytime he is in.

He couldn't play the run in college. He will get mauled to death in the NFL.

I'm sure he's gonna put up great numbers in everything in the combine because he's a wiry built one trick pony who will be used on passing downs only. You don't burn a 1st round pick on that.

Ma God help us all.

Don’t forget the conspiracy!

 

[JD720]

If it must happen, please let a Hawkeye who plays the same position and has never started get picked before him.

 

[Hawkstrat]

If it must happen, please let a Hawkeye who plays the same position and has never started get picked before him.

I feel a boycott is about to happen

 

[Alan Lomax]

The fraternity of NFL GM’s knows what is at stake. I trust they will collectively do the right thing.

God damnit, I don’t trust those fucks to do the right thing about anything!

 

[jandj]

“The way they fucked up with Purdy, they owe us a first round pick.”

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

Breece Hall probably should have been. I can only assume KF used connections to blackball Hall to fall to the 2nd.

 

[Soda Popinski]

 

[KitKatApples]

Lol. That is as retarded a lie someone can attempt

 

[SteadyEddy]

Unless that was Cessna taking off from Ames Municipal Airport with Will McDonalds father sitting in front of her...it didn't happen.

 

[Soda Popinski]

79 people liked that.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

He actually said, “Will McDonald’s be open when we land?”

 

[The Full Monte]

Amateur psychologists of Halo…why do Iowa State fans lie so much? This is actually a fairly common occurrence from some of their more prominent media members.

 

[gable_guy]

Amateur psychologists of Halo…why do Iowa State fans lie so much? This is actually a fairly common occurrence from some of their more prominent media members.

Inferiority complex / little brother syndrome

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

Amateur psychologists of Halo…why do Iowa State fans lie so much? This is actually a fairly common occurrence from some of their more prominent media members.

Proof of fandom.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

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I feel a boycott is about to happen

boycott rybelsus!

 

[Soda Popinski]

Amateur psychologists of Halo…why do Iowa State fans lie so much? This is actually a fairly common occurrence from some of their more prominent media members.

It's embarrassing.

 

[Soda Popinski]

Amateur psychologists of Halo…why do Iowa State fans lie so much? This is actually a fairly common occurrence from some of their more prominent media members.

 

[Wanderer]

@StinkyMcFadden @StinkyMcFadden @StinkyMcFadden @StinkyMcFadden @StinkyMcFadden

You’ve got work to do.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Probably didn't help that I was clogging up the tunnel

 

[Soda Popinski]

Probably didn't help that I was clogging up the tunnel

Oh, you work at the games?

 

[KitKatApples]

Someone has to replace the urinal cakes.

 

[KitKatApples]

ROOOOOOOOOOOOASTED!!!!!!!

 

[L. Wade Childress]

The carver tunnel railings are a top 5 unsafe public asset in the state

 

[Wanderer]

Aging in dog years.

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

I like how Chris believe he is being a role model and setting a good example by "going to the doctor".

 

[Soda Popinski]

Be a man, not an ess.