Iowa State Football Bashing Thread

[Hawk24]

IF that happened, it's likely because they were visiting fans and the visiting team. Duh. I can guarantee you that Hilton security guards sure as hell wouldn't invite Hawkeye fans onto the floor for high fives. And there's plenty of video footage of little kids lining the tunnel railing for high fives before and after games in CHA as well tons of coverage of lengthy post-game autograph sessions.

Scott Cronbaugh can lick my taint.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

IF that happened, it's likely because they were visiting fans and the visiting team. Duh. I can guarantee you that Hilton security guards sure as hell wouldn't invite Hawkeye fans onto the floor for high fives. And there's plenty of video footage of little kids lining the tunnel railing for high fives before and after games in CHA as well tons of coverage of lengthy post-game autograph sessions.

Scott Cronbaugh can lick my taint.

They keep people from congregating around the tunnel, because it clogs up fast with how little room there is right there.

 

[ThadHawk]

IF that happened, it's likely because they were visiting fans and the visiting team. Duh. I can guarantee you that Hilton security guards sure as hell wouldn't invite Hawkeye fans onto the floor for high fives. And there's plenty of video footage of little kids lining the tunnel railing for high fives before and after games in CHA as well tons of coverage of lengthy post-game autograph sessions.

Scott Cronbaugh can lick my taint.

After Iowa kicked ISU’s ass in 2003 at Jack Trice, my friends and I were leaving the stadium from our seats in the south end zone. The security guard in our section asked us if we wanted to go on the field to celebrate, and opened the gate for us. We ran around like morons with the team for about 10 minutes. /csb

 

[ivan_drago]

I’d wager that the atmosphere at Carver is kinder to younger girls simply because Brian Joens is banned from the building

 

[Brad Wesley]

Aging in dog years.

Should get a Propecia script while he’s there.

 

[eclone]

I like how Chris believe he is being a role model and setting a good example by "going to the doctor".

They’re a sponsor. It’s basically a paid ad.

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

They’re a sponsor. It’s basically a paid ad.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Iowa Clinic: We can keep this guy alive.

 

[BngHawk]

I wonder if they ask about his drinking

 

[Wanderer]

Iowa Clinic: We can keep Hey Guys alive.

Fixed

 

[Wanderer]

I wonder if they ask about his drinking

They probably don't have to ask.

 

[Soda Popinski]

Murph and Andy were insinuating earlier that Hey Guys never even had the vasectomy he brags about.

 

[Hawk24]

In response....

 

[Wanderer]

The Iowa WBB team doesn’t seem to be having a lot of trouble winning fans over in my observation.

 

[The Full Monte]

I like how Chris believe he is being a role model and setting a good example by "going to the doctor".

So brave

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

Hey Guys is younger than me and losing his hair at a significantly faster rate.

 

[Gushawk]

Hey Guys certainly did not hit any genetic lottery

 

[Hawk&Balls]

he hit the generic lottery

 

[KitKatApples]

I wonder if they ask about his drinking

His actual drinking or his pretend drinking?

 

[HerkyHopeful]

Aging in dog years.

It's like his jowls ate all of his hair. That's a pretty sad hairline

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

he hit the generic lottery

Average even at being average.

 

[eclone]

The Iowa WBB team doesn’t seem to be having a lot of trouble winning fans over in my observation.

Still haven’t cracked Mount @BBK though.

 

[KitKatApples]

And never will

 

[BBK]

And never will

It's like watching a spelling bee for retards

 

[KitKatApples]

That’s kind of how I view spelling bees as is

 

[BBK]

That’s kind of how view spelling bees as is

Jack talk Thai very well

 

[SondyRules]

 

[Gushawk]

They lost that game, of course.

 

[brantshawks]

I love what Make A Wish has been doing honestly.

 

[thrawn]

Iowans and their sports shirts while traveling

 

[KitKatApples]

I mean it’s one thing if it’s an Iowa state shirt, but the 2002 humanitarian bowl? That dude however looks exactly like the guy that would do that. It really should’ve a surprise

 

[Soda Popinski]

I guess I'm not following. What's so legendary?

 

[Alan Lomax]

I guess I'm not following. What's so legendary?

That poor people can travel to Italy?

 

[Fair and Balanced]

Iowans and their sports shirts while traveling

Can’t quite match Nebraskans, thankfully.

In any case, the correct word is “gear”.

 

[Judge Kemp]

Forgwt @hawkchick79 and her advice on fabric softener/washing clothes. We need to find that guy and get him on the board. If you’re wearing it to the Coliseum, you’re wearing it everywhere. That shirt is of the lowest quality materials, is 20 years old, and looks almost new. How many washings has that survived?

 

[TH1974]

I mean it’s one thing if it’s an Iowa state shirt, but the 2002 humanitarian bowl? That dude however looks exactly like the guy that would do that. It really should’ve a surprise

That shirt is old enough to drink

 

[ISUFan98]

He might be the only person not in the Third World to have ever owned such a garment.

 

[MoneyPit]

What a gomer.

 

[Talkin' Goat]

Blum should teach a fundraising class. Pure genius.

 

[Soda Popinski]

I make that before I finish my first coffee

 

[KitKatApples]

I make that before I even go to work so…

 

[Wanderer]

Blum should teach a fundraising class. Pure genius.

Seems more like a telethon than the type of fundraising needed to fund NIL.

 

[newsbreaker]

Seems more like a telethon than the type of fundraising needed to fund NIL.

Their task is tall, because of who their fanbase is, but they have absolutely no idea what they’re doing.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Blums task is always tall

 

[neshawk]

They raised $200 apiece for the player's and Blums bragging about it.

 

[TJones3312]

They raised $200 apiece for the player's and Blums bragging about it.

IN FOUR HOURS!!!! IMAGINE WHAT THE REST OF THE NIGHT RAISED!!!

 

[Dolomitey]

I’m ready to apologize and admit that the can thing might be a useful idea for them. It’s nothing to brag about, but I’ve got more cans in my garage than the $43per the little feller is bragging about.

 

[newsbreaker]

Some of the regional banks are down more than 50%. Regions is down more than 20%.

 

[Greg Obrecht]

Some of the regional banks are down more than 50%. Regions is down more than 20%.

 

[newsbreaker]