Iowa State Football Bashing Thread

[thrawn]

That’s cool. That said, having 1/3 of the schedule played when it’s still 85 degrees out would suck

 

[newsbreaker]

There is no group of humans on earth less well equipped for international travel than ISU fans.

 

[HerkyHopeful]

That’s cool. That said, having 1/3 of the schedule played when it’s still 85 degrees out would suck

@ Arkansas State JFC

 

[Verbal]

Dublin might be fun, but I think we'll go to Jonesboro week 4 instead.

 

[CamelTones]

That schedule isn’t even right because they play at Iowa. Maybe the home aways changed because of realignment but was the Kansas State game not going to be a home game? So they gave up a home game for a trip to Ireland AND play a road game at Arkansas State.

 

[gable_guy]

Whole lotta Dublin bartenders gonna talk about how rude Iowa fans have been.

 

[douglasbader]

That schedule isn’t even right because they play at Iowa. Maybe the home aways changed because of realignment but was the Kansas State game not going to be a home game? So they gave up a home game for a trip to Ireland AND play a road game at Arkansas State.

Iowa State vs. Iowa is in Kinnick in 2024. It's in Ames 2025.

 

[CamelTones]

Iowa State vs. Iowa is in Kinnick in 2024. It's in Ames 2025.

Ahhh thought they were opening THIS season in Ireland.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Do you know what year this is

 

[hawkeyealum]

I’m kinda jealous.

 

[Talkin' Goat]

I can already hear the stories.

Cyclones have taken over Ireland! All the locals I talked to said they’ve never seen anything like it and everyone was so respectful and well behaved. We definitely have a bunch of new fans.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Half step up from playing wake forest in the half empty Nassau Bowl

 

[Hawkmi]

There is no group of humans on earth less well equipped for international travel than ISU fans.

 

[BuffettHawk]

There is no group of humans on earth less well equipped for international travel than ISU fans.

This is such a blessing for HALO. The complaints about the cost of airfare, hotels, obtaining a passport, etc., followed by the ridiculous stories of the country bumpkins visiting Europe, will fill this board with hilarity and joy for months on end.

 

[Stu Beagle]

Never really considered going to Ireland before. But I couldn’t pass up the chance to watch my shitty football team I usually watch nearby play half way around the world

 

[newsbreaker]

Anyone claiming to drink the Irish out of anything must be killed on the spot.

 

[snips]

Anyone claiming to drink the Irish out of anything must be killed on the spot

amen.

'the irish had NO IDEA the amount of busch light they needed on hand.
NO IDEA. they CAN'T BELIEVE clone fans ABILITY TO DRINK'

 

[ivan_drago]

invasion

 

[Creed]

Like herpes or VD.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

invasion

I wonder if there is a single ISU fan with a passport.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Has Hey Guys announced his charter so that he has a way for everyone else to pay for him to get there

 

[gable_guy]

Cunninglingus > Aer Lingus

 

[thrawn]

Ryan Air is going to launch an affordable and reasonable DSM direct flight

 

[Soda Popinski]

Pretty smart not to have a bye week right after. Maybe that wasn't an option.

 

[gable_guy]

Famine-geddon

 

[newsbreaker]

They won't pay for tickets in their own stadium, and demand to be able to leave at halftime to suck back leftovers.

But a flight to Europe? Sure. Of course.

 

[Wanderer]

Pretty smart not to have a bye week right after. Maybe that wasn't an option.

With South Dakota as good as they’ve been, there’s a chance they could be 0-3 facing a road game at Arkansas (State).

 

[Talkin' Goat]

That’s going to be a long time to leave their TVs on the channel of the game while they are gone. Quite the conundrum I bet.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

I wouldn’t mind Iowa playing there but at the expense of a home game would piss me off fiercely.

Oh, the home court advantage?

 

[AZmessDAWG]

I am a dumb FUCK!!!

 

[Hawkmi]

Oh, the home court advantage?View attachment 53863

 

[eclone]

I wonder if there is a single ISU fan with a passport.

You wonder dumb things.

 

[eclone]

I wouldn’t mind Iowa playing there but at the expense of a home game would piss me off fiercely.

Thankfully it’s a KSU home game.

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

This is such a blessing for HALO. The complaints about the cost of airfare, hotels, obtaining a passport, etc., followed by the ridiculous stories of the country bumpkins visiting Europe, will fill this board with hilarity and joy for months on end.

I look forward to them asking for “Irish Car Bombs” at Dublin pubs.

 

[Hawkmi]

I look forward to them asking for “Irish Car Bonbs” at Dublin pubs.

And pronouncing Smithwick's wrong.

 

[Hawk_Kegmasters]

Thankfully it’s a KSU home game.

 

[ivan_drago]

Thankfully it’s a KSU home game.

Right. I’m saying I’d lose my shit (not my style, I’m calm and collected) if I lost a home game for it.

 

[JD720]

Blum’s gonna fit in just fine.

 

[Verbal]

Halo should send every pub in Dublin a framed newspaper article about the 2019 Camping World Bowl.

 

[KitKatApples]

Lolololololololololol. I look forward to the 4009 in attendance

 

[KitKatApples]

Hopefully they have money leftover for whatever the fuck, who gives a shit. What terrible marketing.

 

[KitKatApples]

Probably kill the whole thing

 

[Hawk&Balls]

This is the first step to Carlos okelleys coming to light and pollard

 

[Harlan]

This is the first step to Carlos okelleys coming to light and pollard

 

[hawkeyealum]

I would 100% go to an Iowa game in Dublin. I will admit I’m jealous.

that said, living in KC I have a ton of K-State friends so I may go anyway

 

[Herky823]

This is such a blessing for HALO. The complaints about the cost of airfare, hotels, obtaining a passport, etc., followed by the ridiculous stories of the country bumpkins visiting Europe, will fill this board with hilarity and joy for months on end.

“The burger kings here aren’t quite as good as back home but they have some interesting choices we don’t have added to their menu”

 

[snips]

from what i can see, there is no applebee's in dublin, so isu fans may be a bit screwed.
this is what comes up - a place called 'captain americas'
may be their best bet?

 

[Greg Obrecht]

Anyone claiming to drink the Irish out of anything must be killed on the spot.

 

[newsbreaker]

Will they run out of Guinness. Just wondering. Will one of the two absolutely elite, centuries-old, beer drinking cultures in the world run out of beer when a couple thousand fat fucks from Western Iowa arrive.

God hates us. It’s the only explanation for being placed next to them.

 

[Wanderer]

There is no group of humans on earth less well equipped for international travel than ISU fans.

Except maybe Kansas State fans.