Iowa State Football Bashing Thread

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A random dipshit clinging to the lowest possible level of online celebrity wants people to buy him a dinner with a head coach, who has no idea who he is, to cringe the fuck out of everyone.

Some people would be better hospitalized for the good of society.
 

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That joke is much more funny in theory than it would be in practice, and in theory it’s not even good. You know that guy wouldn’t troll the coach to his face, and even if he tried he’s more than likely not funny enough to pull it off and it’s not like it would be filmed. He’d be better off wiping his ass with $3,000.
 

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That joke is much more funny in theory than it would be in practice, and in theory it’s not even good. You know that guy wouldn’t troll the coach to his face, and even if he tried he’s more than likely not funny enough to pull it off and it’s not like it would be filmed. He’d be better off wiping his ass with $3,000.
Someone would have to explain to the coach who the hell this is, and then they’d just sit there and cringe for an hour.
 

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Ain't no joke, he says while bringing back the Ronald McDonald look.
 

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They had an absolute layup in being able to use the Jack Trice stripes on the shoulders and they completely missed it in typical Iowa State fashion.
 

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Has there ever been a team / fanbase outside of Oregon who cares so much about new uniform changes year to year? I actually think CyFan believes these changes will give them an edge.
Did anything even change?
 

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They're going to do this again next year. I don't understand the constant tinkering. Figure that shit out.
 

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when you have no real tradition, you change things every year
Aside from the stupid navy blue phase, this iteration appears to be a disjointed conglomeration of everything they’ve ever tried.
 

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The helmet and helmet logo remain a complete abomination, and the only reason they keep it is because Jamie Pollard birthed it. The dark red helmet with the brighter red accents on the jersey and pants is just awful.
 

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ChatGPT, design Iowa State Cyclone football uniforms.
 

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The Brock Curdy was just named as as Iowa's best hamburger. It's from JJ's Bar and Grill in Ankeny.
 

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Has there ever been a team / fanbase outside of Oregon who cares so much about new uniform changes year to year? I actually think CyFan believes these changes will give them an edge.
The sample size is very small, but the Oklahoma State fans with whom I’ve interacted are inordinately interested in uniform changes.
 

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The sample size is very small, but the Oklahoma State fans with whom I’ve interacted are inordinately interested in uniform changes.
This isn’t the same thing. They have followed the Oregon model with having a bunch of combinations and most of them look great. I have never heard any of their fans using that as an identity. They don’t really have a brand either though.
 

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Amazing that a place that opened in November already has the BEST burger in the entire state. They really nailed it up front!
Does that place use kwik star buns too?
 
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