Iowa State Football Bashing Thread

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He personally got them to play notre dame which had a pretty good outcome, and apperently they have become the bear under his watch
You’re right. I forgot all that cause I’m a hok
 

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Good attention to detail. Even included a typical November crowd.
 

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How does a college student have an 8-10 year old son?

Oh.
 

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I bet on NASCAR today.

Yes, I'm a degenerate.
The fun part of betting, for me, is creating a rooting interest. NASCAR is SO FUCKING BORING. Straight. Left. Straight. Left. Run into each other. Left.
 

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Hears other men talk about smoking, so he must draw attention to the fact that he does it too. If you could please give him other ideas to copy, that would help him think of more #content.
 

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Hears other men talk about smoking, so he must draw attention to the fact that he does it too. If you could please give him other ideas to copy, that would help him think of more #content.
He needs someone to tell him that public masturbation is cool.
 

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Afghanistan would be a great Cyclone Fanatic meet up spot. He could go explore the mountains
 

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He is cross contaminating fucking everything in his kitchen. Also, what the fuck is on the back of his head at the :14 mark?
 

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He is cross contaminating fucking everything in his kitchen. Also, what the fuck is on the back of his head at the :14 mark?
He’s the type of guy who puts raw steaks and chicken on the same plate, grills them ( likely all overdone) and then simply rinses the raw meat juice off and uses the same plate to take stuff off the grill.

I was at a neighbor’s house and his dumb ass did that shit. Had I not been standing at the grill next to him, fucker would have served me steak in raw pork juice.
 

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He is cross contaminating fucking everything in his kitchen. Also, what the fuck is on the back of his head at the :14 mark?
Looks like he cut himself shaving. Probably has a stupid lumpy head.
 

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He is cross contaminating fucking everything in his kitchen. Also, what the fuck is on the back of his head at the :14 mark?
meh, it’s pork

odds of contracting trichinosis are extremely low

if that was chicken, I’d need to know that he burned his house to the ground before I could sleep at night
 

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He’s the type of guy who puts raw steaks and chicken on the same plate, grills them ( likely all overdone) and then simply rinses the raw meat juice off and uses the same plate to take stuff off the grill.

I was at a neighbor’s house and his dumb ass did that shit. Had I not been standing at the grill next to him, fucker would have served me steak in raw pork juice.
Stinky says if you're not wearing goggles in this situation, you don't even care. Also, a picture of a man on fire.
 

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Do you meat smokers all cover your meat with a half inch layer of salt?
 
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