Iowa State Football Bashing Thread

[ivan_drago]

Actually, I hope ISU plays Temple in the bluebonnet bowl and ReAl throws for 500 yds and rushes for another 100, winning a meaningless bowl game 63-7 after ISU going 6-6.

Weird. I hope ISU goes 0-12.

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

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ISU goes 0-12 but due to Covid uncertainty NCAA waives win requirements so ISU goes to gutter level bowl, plays Temple, and is slaughtered.

 

[BngHawk]

Actually, I hope ISU plays Temple in the bluebonnet bowl and ReAl throws for 500 yds and rushes for another 100, winning a meaningless bowl game 63-7 after ISU going 6-6.

 

[cloudhawk]

Weird. I hope ISU goes 0-12.

Well yeah.gif.....but they wouldn't of made the bluebonnet bowl- which is ok I guess

 

[26.2]

Sounds like something Chris Williams would say.

If Chris Williams, Hawk4lyfe and TIH were all neighbors with no sports affiliations, they would 100% all be best friends.

 

[ivan_drago]

God damnit, don't make me like your post ever again.

 

[ivan_drago]

Hanging around the smoker, talking investments.

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

If Chris Williams, Hawk4lyfe and TIH were all neighbors with no sports affiliations, they would 100% all be best friends.

Keep trying. You'll get there!

 

[Hawk4Life94]

If Chris Williams, Hawk4lyfe and TIH were all neighbors with no sports affiliations, they would 100% all be best friends.

If jogger, doug and FnFag were neighbors, they would totally fuck each other.

 

[KitKatApples]

I know what neighborhood I’m moving into

 

[douglasbader]

Cargo Cammo Monkey is angry today!!

 

[douglasbader]

Maybe he will come up with a new way to smoke side dishes under raw meats like a fucking retard.

 

[Hawk4Life94]

Maybe he will come up with a new way to smoke side dishes under raw meats like a fucking retard.

Tell us about the time your family forgot your birthday......again.

 

[douglasbader]

Tell us about the time your family forgot your birthday......again.

At least they didn't try to kill me via cooking.

How big of a phony dumbfuck do you have to be to do what you did? You make yourself out to be the master smoker and provider of meat to the entire neighborhood taking pictures like an instagram bimbo of your shitty food and somehow leave a complete pan of mac and cheese under a raw chicken.

REEEEEETTTTTTAAAAAARRRRRRRDDDDDDD.

 

[Fair and Balanced]

Hanging around the smoker, talking investments.

Gossiping about the neighbors. Talking craft beer. Naming totally hilarious cheap beers they drank in college. Talking about “man cave” upgrades they are considering “pulling the trigger” on. Giving each other reach arounds. The whole bit.

 

[Talkin' Goat]

*scrolls up to check thread title*

Checks out.

 

[douglasbader]

Gossiping about the neighbors. Talking craft beer. Naming totally hilarious cheap beers they drank in college. Talking about “man cave” upgrades they are considering “pulling the trigger” on. Giving each other reach arounds. The whole bit.

Don't forget the shitty garage or basement fridge stocked with a few cubes of Busch Light and a few six packs of craft stuff.

 

[joshdeets]

The chicken juss makes it more tastier

 

[Hawk4Life94]

At least they didn't try to kill me via cooking.

How big of a phony dumbfuck do you have to be to do what you did? You make yourself out to be the master smoker and provider of meat to the entire neighborhood taking pictures like an instagram bimbo of your shitty food and somehow leave a complete pan of mac and cheese under a raw chicken.

REEEEEETTTTTTAAAAAARRRRRRRDDDDDDD.

Oh man. You really got me.

Did they at least notice your recent haircut?

 

[Hawk4Life94]

Gossiping about the neighbors. Talking craft beer. Naming totally hilarious cheap beers they drank in college. Talking about “man cave” upgrades they are considering “pulling the trigger” on. Giving each other reach arounds. The whole bit.

Inserts Doug's Penus into mouth.

Checks out.

 

[Jim]

Matt “sugar cubes” Campbell has never beat Iowa.

 

[douglasbader]

Oh man. You really got me.

Did they at least notice your recent haircut?

They did and mentioned it looks better than your wife's!

 

[Hawk4Life94]

They did and mentioned it looks better than your wife's!

Nithe.

 

[Hawk4Life94]

Matt “sugar cubes” Campbell has never beat Iowa.

Jim. They are on a roll. Once doug hits the wife joke and FnFag swallows, they'll be tuckered out till morning.

 

[Fair and Balanced]

Don't forget the shitty garage or basement fridge stocked with a few cubes of Busch Light and a few six packs of craft stuff.

And long, passionate discussions about snow blowers and the level of pride that can only come from ditching Directv and the resulting awesome deal they got.

 

[Fair and Balanced]

The chicken juss makes it more tastier

And the broken glass adds that much needed crunch.

 

[Hawk4Life94]

And long, passionate discussions about snow blowers and the level of pride that can only come from ditching Directv and the resulting awesome deal they got.

Oh.

 

[Hawk4Life94]

And the broken glass adds that much needed crunch.

Boom. Roasted.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Something something christmasights!

 

[CUIHAWK]

Disappointed that this back and forth stopped for the night.

 

[Talkin' Goat]

Matt “sugar cubes” Campbell has never beat Iowa.

 

[26.2]

Don't forget the shitty garage or basement fridge stocked with a few cubes of Busch Light and a few six packs of craft stuff.

With a couple old smirnoff ices that belong to their wives. Unless things get crazy!

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

With a couple old smirnoff ices that belong to their wives. Unless things get crazy!

*white claws!!!!

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

I hope the cyclones are worse than the last page of this thread.

 

[Hawk4Life94]

Disappointed that this back and forth stopped for the night.

It's always a lot of fun.

 

[KitKatApples]

I hope the cyclones are worse than the last page of this thread.

I lol’d

 

[Malickfan]

Actually, I hope ISU plays Temple in the bluebonnet bowl and ReAl throws for 500 yds and rushes for another 100, winning a meaningless bowl game 63-7 after ISU going 6-6.

 

[Creed]

Don't forget the shitty garage or basement fridge stocked with a few cubes of Busch Light and a few six packs of craft stuff.

 

[Jayhawki]

Lot of dumbfuckery in this thread. Wouldnt have it any other way lol

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

They’re so dumb


Ps not that someone other than OU or TX will win it KSU is infinitely more attractive thanISU

 

[Wanderer]

They’re so dumb


Ps not that someone other than OU or TX will win it KSU is infinitely more attractive thanISU

For 14 of the last 15 years, Iowa State has finished tied with or behind Kansas State. So as a pure value play, that seems like a good call.

 

[The Full Monte]

For 14 of the last 15 years, Iowa State has finished tied with or behind Kansas State. So as a pure value play, that seems like a good call.

I fucking dare you to ask the next 10 cyclone fans which has been the better program the last decade in a half.

actually...I bet you get 9 of 10 saying Iowa State

 

[TH1974]

I fucking dare you to ask the next 10 cyclone fans which has been the better program the last decade in a half.

actually...I bet you get 9 of 10 saying Iowa State

Seems low.

 

[thrawn]

One of those seasons

 

[Hawk24]

One of those seasons

Rhoads was such a fuckin' tool.

 

[thrawn]

Rhoads was such a fuckin' tool.

that game gave us the best version of gloating stinky

 

[BngHawk]

that game gave us the best version of gloating stinky

hell yes.

Iowa State Football Bashing Thread

On a positive note that was the worst coaching I think I've seen in a football game, how do you keep a coach that does shit like that? he beat texas, he's going nowhere and you know it. more of your suffering is funny...

www.hawkeyelounge.com

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

hell yes.

Iowa State Football Bashing Thread

On a positive note that was the worst coaching I think I've seen in a football game, how do you keep a coach that does shit like that? he beat texas, he's going nowhere and you know it. more of your suffering is funny...

www.hawkeyelounge.com

Keep in mind that he is a guy who coached a team to a BCS game and he was an assistant under probably the worst head coach in football.

I have a feeling that he wanted to murder Coach Paul Rhoads (CPR) every single day. I'm sure he wanted the check but was disgusted that he reported to CPR (Coach Paul Rhoads). I'm sure it all eventually became too much for him.

He reportedly called Coach PR (Paul Rhoads) out on his record when Coach Paul R (Rhoads) would tell him what he wanted him to do. Some shit like, "You're 9 and 50. You have no fucking idea what you're talking about."

 

[Floyd R]

Rhoads was such a fuckin' tool.

But, he was SO PROUD to be one and those mouth breathers lapped it at all.

 

[newsbreaker]

Does your kid ever stumble upon saying something contextually funny, get a reaction, and then repeat it until you do murder?

Rhoads is that kid.