Iowa State Football Bashing Thread

[cloudhawk]

Here's a start:

Officially Done With Ferentz Thread

People probably know that I've been a stalwart Ferentz supporter. I've only believed he was done one prior time - Pitt 2008. However, I'm done with him at this point. It has a lot to do with hitching his wagon to Greg Davis, but Ferentz in general has lost his killer instinct. He does not get...

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**Official 2020 Iowa Hawkeye Football Offseason Thread**

If the big 2 come back, then this is a pre-season Top 15 team if not a Top 10 team.

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**Official 2020 Iowa Football Season Thread**

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Just start scrolling. Plenty of sane takes. Plenty of over the top crazy ones.

Gonna have to do better than that- show your work. I'll help you out...I've searched:
Petras Heisman
Petras 1st rounder
Petras All Big 10
Petras Awesome
Petras Great
And nothing there for you to use.

Best of luck

 

[Hawkstrat]

There are plenty of stupid Iowa fans and media members, and we mock them as well.

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

There are plenty of stupid Iowa fans and media members, and we mock them as well.

Sometimes, and this is very rare, I may even be a stupid Iowa fan. But I will proceed to mock stupidity, and hopefully acknowledge when I get pwned.

 

[The Dad]

Luka Garza might win the Wooden Award this year. If he plays well. That’s as crazy as you will get around here.

 

[The Dad]

Now imagine the number of threads dedicated to Luka there’d be on CycloneFanatic if he played there.

 

[KitKatApples]

Gonna have to do better than that- show your work. I'll help you out...I've searched:
Petras Heisman
Petras 1st rounder
Petras All Big 10
Petras Awesome
Petras Great
And nothing there for you to use.

Best of luck

Man. Called the fuck out

 

[Soda Popinski]

Eclone steps in his dick a lot.

 

[newsbreaker]

Eclone steps in his dick a lot.

#CyclONEnation

 

[Soda Popinski]

CyTARDnation

 

[Talkin' Goat]

Now imagine the number of threads dedicated to Luka there’d be on CycloneFanatic if he played there.

This is a damn good way to put it in perspective. Holy shit that fanbase would be insane.

 

[KitKatApples]

Eclone steps in his dick a lot.

 

[Greg Obrecht]

He wasn’t circumcised. It’s like a tent.

 

[eclone]

He wasn’t circumcised. It’s like a tent.

There's no way you could know that

 

[KitKatApples]

There's no way you could know that

The mans a gambler

 

[BngHawk]

 

[bigazzturkeylegs]

So much cringe packed into one tweet.

 

[BngHawk]

That is some shit that should be straight out of cycl0n3 n4t10n, but instead it was created by dochterman’s horribly-named son. So many things going on.

 

[cloudhawk]

Couldn't have at least put a #15 on Cy

 

[BVHawk95]

Does Doc know his kid is a furry?

 

[BngHawk]

Does Doc know his kid is a furry?

Haha. I thought of stanky’s old post about a kid wearing a tail when I saw the tweet. Spot on.

 

[Hawkstrat]

The Kansas State Goats?

 

[TH1974]

MCAD needs to kick that kid out. JFC, that's terrible.

 

[foxhawks]

 

[Shpadoinkle]

Someone discovered the Gaussian blur.

 

[eclone]

Does Doc know his kid is a furry?

Well, he named him Braedyn, so it seems predestined.

 

[thrawn]

Things that Twitter/Reddit/SBNation have desperately tried to make happen that aren’t going to happen

Farmageddon
Hate Week
El Assico

 

[SteadyEddy]

Imagine wanting to share that.

 

[Stu Beagle]

Things that Twitter/Reddit/SBNation have desperately tried to make happen that aren’t going to happen

Farmageddon
Hate Week
El Assico

Hate Week is the exception imo

 

[thrawn]

Hate Week is the exception imo

it’s Iowa/Iowa State week. It doesn’t need a dorky brand, no matter how many times you send out the same rivalry jokes.

 

[TH1974]

Besides, hating Iowa State should be year-round.

 

[newsbreaker]

Iowa State doesn’t rise to the level of hate.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

That was blatant OPI lol

 

[douglasbader]

Correct me if I am wrong @eclone @ISUFan98 , but this Friday is the biggest game in Iowa State history.

If they beat Texas, they essentially lock a spot in the Big XII Championship game and can win the conference outright if they beat West Virginia at home.

Actually, it is conceivable that the next 3 games could each be the biggest 3 games in the history of Iowa State if they continue to win.

Holy shit that must be depressing.

 

[Shawneemicks]

4:47 am

lol Doug

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

Correct me if I am wrong @eclone @ISUFan98 , but this Friday is the biggest game in Iowa State history.

If they beat Texas, they essentially lock a spot in the Big XII Championship game and can win the conference outright if they beat West Virginia at home.

Actually, it is conceivable that the next 3 games could each be the biggest 3 games in the history of Iowa State if they continue to win.

Holy shit that must be depressing.

I would assume they are excited, not depressed.

 

[eclone]

Correct me if I am wrong @eclone @ISUFan98 , but this Friday is the biggest game in Iowa State history.

If they beat Texas, they essentially lock a spot in the Big XII Championship game and can win the conference outright if they beat West Virginia at home.

Actually, it is conceivable that the next 3 games could each be the biggest 3 games in the history of Iowa State if they continue to win.

Holy shit that must be depressing.

Holy shit that must be depressing.

 

[douglasbader]

4:47 am

lol Doug

I said it in another thread, woke up and couldn't get back to bed. Finally did around 5am and slept until 10am. Nice little Sunday.

 

[douglasbader]

So it is like I thought, this Friday is the biggest game in the history of Iowa State football.

6-2 vs. 5-2 in a pandemic shortened season that includes a blowout loss to Louisiana at home.

Lolz.

 

[BVHawk95]

So it is like I thought, this Friday is the biggest game in the history of Iowa State football.

I swear I've heard this phrase like 20 times in the past few years.

 

[Gushawk]

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

I swear I've heard this phrase like 20 times in the past few years.

Well, it’s Doug, so it’s likely been repeated 20-30 times in multiple threads.

 

[douglasbader]

Well, it’s Doug, so it’s likely been repeated 20-30 times in multiple threads.

Sorry about the Oklahoma State loss last night. I know that must have been tough for you.

 

[ivan_drago]

@MikeyJoe @MikeyJoe

 

[KitKatApples]

Oh goodness

 

[ivan_drago]

If you don’t count the touchdowns,

 

[newsbreaker]

@MikeyJoe @MikeyJoe

Remove all the TDs scored while this guy should be fucking himself, and they’ve thrown a season’s worth of shutouts.

 

[BngHawk]

Oh FFS.

 

[BngHawk]

Yeah! Just wait until the big ten or SEC fans hear this!

 

[ivan_drago]

Just wait til they hear we’re fabricating the numbers!

 

[Greg Obrecht]

Here’s another way to put it.

Iowa is 9th in scoring defense

ISU is 30th in scoring defense

Fuck off