Iowa State Football Bashing Thread

[KitKatApples]

Never really was

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Kit kat apples
Not endowed

 

[KitKatApples]

That’s not what I said!

 

[Hawk&Balls]

 

[KitKatApples]

 

[Cheer 4 the Hawks!]

 

[Hawk&Balls]

That guy wouldn't last an hour here

 

[TH1974]

Always the victims.

 

[Greg Obrecht]

Remember “It’s a Cyclone State”? Similar to the billboard he masterminded in eastern Iowa shortly after getting the position, will Pollard do something similar upon leaving for the final time, but somewhere in central Iowa? Maybe one that reads: Thanks for the memories.

I wouldn’t put anything past this creative thinker — and doer.

 

[KitKatApples]

Oh my god

 

[Pedro Gomez]

Sick!

 

[Wanderer]

It would be great if it read "Cyclone Athletics- thanks for the memories!"

 

[Renegade_ofFunk]

Barta spent years making this complete dipshit look like a genius in the eyes of some of the biggest dorks in existence.

Now that they’ve both fucked off, continuing to tolerate and drag around this millstone around the neck of the Iowa program is bonkers. Beth needs to pull the plug on the series immediately and very very publicly.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

I'm encouraged that the football series isn't showing up yet on future schedules

 

[newsbreaker]

I'm encouraged that the football series isn't showing up yet on future schedules

Iowa State needs the sponsorship money that comes with the game and series. If Iowa is smart, this is when you turn it into something that makes sense. Play every other year, only in Iowa City. Or play 2 out of 4 years.

Or never at all.

 

[Shawneemicks]

2 of 4 seems ok to me

 

[Stu Beagle]

No chance it goes away until the eventual I am a giant douche ten game schedule

 

[KitKatApples]

You're probably right

 

[newsbreaker]

No chance it goes away until the eventual I am a giant douche ten game schedule

There has been some talk of a B10/SEC series, in which case Iowa would have to free up that game anyway. I wonder if that possibility isn’t part of the delay.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

What about the pac 12/big 10/acc alliance

 

[KitKatApples]

It can fuck off into the sun

 

[Kamala]

It can fuck off into the sun

You don’t think it would be fun to see the Seminoles in person when they come to Evanston?

 

[KitKatApples]

No!

 

[Malickfan]

I was gone for a while.

Since coming back, I'm not seeing much from Chris Williams or Blum. Have they stepped back a bit?

 

[KitKatApples]

Quite a bit and against their will

 

[Hawk&Balls]

I was gone for a while.

Since coming back, I'm not seeing much from Chris Williams or Blum. Have they stepped back a bit?

It's also july

 

[Malickfan]

They can say stupid shit for the entire 12 months!

 

[Pinehawk]

Blum sells insurance now.

 

[newsbreaker]

Blum sells insurance now.

He’s always sold bullshit, all he changed was the animal it fell out of.

 

[Cheer 4 the Hawks!]

 

[cloudhawk]

Because of the IOWA shirt? Lulz

 

[brantshawks]

From the guy that took his boot off at an Eric Church concert?

 

[Herky823]

Halosim, but I read this as it (Iowa) being big ten country. Have to say I agree.

 

[Bovert]

Halosim, but I read this as it (Iowa) being big ten country. Have to say I agree.

"It" is Post Malone's country music/album

 

[Bovert]

"It" is Post Malone's country music/album

And you probably get that and I probably misread your post but I don't know what "Halosim" means and I'm tired and I'm leaving it

 

[Gushawk]

What current country music isn’t douche country? Maybe Chris Stapleton?

 

[KitKatApples]

Gushawk
Chris Stapleton fan

 

[Gushawk]

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

Blum sells insurance now.

I believe 6-deuce also sells personal lines insurance. I wonder if they work together.

 

[The Full Monte]

It’s pretty hilarious how pissed they are about this

 

[champion_thedrinker]

I believe 6-deuce also sells personal lines insurance. I wonder if they work together.

 

[Lee Beevers]

I believe 6-deuce also sells personal lines insurance. I wonder if they work together.

I’ve heard he is mentoring Blum as he finds him engaging and enjoyable.

 

[Malickfan]

I’ve heard he is mentoring Blum as he finds him engaging and enjoyable.

Does 6-Deuce look down at Blum?

 

[Hawk&Balls]

I think everyone does

 

[6deuce]

The report button appears to still be broken

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

 

[L. Wade Childress]

The deucer once hooked me up with some personal line in the fox ridge basement

 

[BBK]

The deucer once hooked me up with some personal line in the fox ridge basement

wat

 

[brantshawks]

I think he did coke off his fox hole?

@foxhawks?

 

[6deuce]

wat

He sucked my cock