Kirk’s son, Kirk’s son, Kirk’s son, Brian Ferentz (Kirk's back in the fight, boyz!!)

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It’s possible that Kurt realizes the errors of his ways, hires a decent OC and stays out of his way, successfully navigates the NIL era, west coast games, and loss of the comforting Big 10 west, and puts together another few solid years before riding off into the sunset

history tells us it is very unlikely.
Who?
 

Fritz Fequiere

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Levar Woods would be my choice because I don’t care about play-calling experience. Put him on track to head coach.
 

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Doug I gotta say, it’s some low-life bullshit what you’re making up about the coaches reaction to this news. Don’t you know it’s like the movies when bad guys spread disinformation for their own gain and then bad things end up happening to them? I know it feels good in the moment but I feel like your lack of honor will come back on you.
 

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Doug, who told us Brian resigned, knows how all the coaches reacted to the news (which happens to be the way he feels about the news).
 

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Doug I gotta say, it’s some low-life bullshit what you’re making up about the coaches reaction to this news. Don’t you know it’s like the movies when bad guys spread disinformation for their own gain and then bad things end up happening to them? I know it feels good in the moment but I feel like your lack of honor will come back on you.
Doug has a finger on the pulse of the mood of the staff.

Kind of like how I put my fingers inside your dad
 

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Just want to take a minute here on page 31 to reflect on how lucky we are on Halo to have some bona fide insiders. Doug with football scoops, jogger getting early access to movies...crazy how connected our little world is.
Hey now I let everyone know when there's a new sounding vid on Reddit
 

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Doug I gotta say, it’s some low-life bullshit what you’re making up about the coaches reaction to this news. Don’t you know it’s like the movies when bad guys spread disinformation for their own gain and then bad things end up happening to them? I know it feels good in the moment but I feel like your lack of honor will come back on you.
It's true though. Despite what Legend12 might have you believe, I brought everyone on this BB (hi loog) a HALO EXCLUSIVE with the breaking news of Kirk’s son, Brian Ferentz being out. Multiple media members have thanked me on this very BB (hi loog) for the scoop.

At the same time I got the original scoop, I was also told that the coaches "weren't in tears" regarding the news and the next day they were downright celebratory internally.

Dem's da facts, Fritz. Sorry you don't like it.
 

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Don't forget, some of these coaches have been here since Kirk’s son, Brian Ferentz was just a little fart faced retard kid. They worked 19 years without him on staff as the OC and did just fine. They are excited to go back to the days prior to 2017.
 

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It's true though. Despite what Legend12 might have you believe, I brought everyone on this BB (hi loog) a HALO EXCLUSIVE with the breaking news of Kirk’s son, Kirk’s son, Brian Ferentz being out. Multiple media members have thanked me on this very BB (hi loog) for the scoop.

At the same time I got the original scoop, I was also told that the coaches "weren't in tears" regarding the news and the next day they were downright celebratory internally.

Dem's da facts, Fritz. Sorry you don't like it.
lol
 

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Every time you add a new little detail I’m more convinced
 

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Doug I gotta say, it’s some low-life bullshit what you’re making up about the coaches reaction to this news. Don’t you know it’s like the movies when bad guys spread disinformation for their own gain and then bad things end up happening to them? I know it feels good in the moment but I feel like your lack of honor will come back on you.
 

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Biggest Iowa sports scoop of the year and it’s broken by Doug. That’s what people pay sites for. Halo is a bargain boys, should really raise the prices around here
 
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It's very easy to imagine the hell of working directly under the son of the CEO who is literally the worst performing unit manager in the nation. Adding to that shit sandwich is that his dogshit performance has a direct effect on your ability to gain future employment.

Now imagine that he gets walked out by the Chairman of the Board. Are you mad or are you fucking elated?
 

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Now that we are far enough away from it being a realistic option, I’d like to hear Mikey’s plan to murder Douglas in his pool.
 

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Now that we are far enough away from it being a realistic option, I’d like to hear Mikey’s plan to murder Douglas in his pool.
The only thing getting murdered in my gunite pool is @26.2 mom's pussy.
 

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That reminds me of the time Doug got mad at the boys for not trying to fuck his daughter at the pool party.
Hey, better than bringing your daughter on a golf trip for your buddies to fuck.
 
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