New OC

[hoosh]

You love to claim it on this site everyday dumbass. Now you back pedal out when you are wrong. Listen, we are in agreement that you are a random dipshit who doesn't know anything. I am just reacting to your posts. Simple as that. "Its all a joke" uh huh.

Totally not pissed

 

[Hawkstrat]

Maybe he's just guessing like everyone else, but Blair Sanderson said he thinks it'll be another week or two.

 

[TVan]

I posted MAYBE literally the second after I posted it would happen early this week. It was a joke from the start, retard. Sorry you're literally the only one to miss the joke.

Sure thing, Dougie. And if you had been right then its all praise for super doug. What a dipshit. Get a life man

 

[CleteyColgate]

I would be shocked if it wasn't another 1-2 weeks. There doesn't seem to be a backup plan to Chryst.

 

[The Dad]

Maybe he's just guessing like everyone else, but Blair Sanderson said he thinks it'll be another week or two.

Sure. Why the fuck not. Not easy to replace BF.

 

[Harlan]

 

[douglasbader]

Sure thing, Dougie. And if you had been right then its all praise for super doug. What a dipshit. Get a life man

Sure thing, it's in the thread and posted consecutively seconds apart you idiot. How fucking stupid are you?

And yes, if I am right than it is all praise for me. You are finally figuring out the joke you moron. Literally everyone is in on it and understands it except you, the guy that is actually getting PISSED! about it. You get a fucking life, you fat fuck.

You're also ugly and stupid.

 

[Harlan]

TVan is getting surgically decimated.

 

[26.2]

His tits.

I bet TVan's tits are fucking saggy and disgusting. If I saw him with his shirt off I would barf all over his tits

 

[cloudhawk]

Lulz, RATT or not- that is being a river to his people...the whole point

All Hail, Dougie and hopefully HaMo the White, soon.....

 

[TVan]

Sure thing, it's in the thread and posted consecutively seconds apart you idiot. How fucking stupid are you?

And yes, if I am right than it is all praise for me. You are finally figuring out the joke you moron. Literally everyone is in on it and understands it except you, the guy that is actually getting PISSED! about it. You get a fucking life, you fat fuck.

You're also ugly and stupid.

 

[The Dad]

I bet TVan's tits are fucking saggy and disgusting. If I saw him with his shirt off I would barf all over his tits

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Comedy escape hatch!

 

[Soda Popinski]

Nothing. I make all of this shit up, but let me see what I can come up with.

@TVan

 

[Harlan]

Comedy escape hatch!

Asses in seats!

 

[BngHawk]

Asses in seats!

And puke on teats!

 

[Soda Popinski]

And puke on teats!

@RecreationalGynecologist

 

[cjhawks]

Lol - KF won’t have an OC in place by the time spring ball starts

 

[douglasbader]

I will say that as of today I have decided to give Kirk Ferentz a break on his timeline for hiring an OC, he can take a bit more time that he needs to get it done.

 

[Adult Education]

Comedy escape hatch!

Only rivaled by the 'but I was only joking' escape hatch.

 

[CleteyColgate]

I will say that as of today I have decided to give Kirk Ferentz a break on his timeline for hiring an OC, he can take a bit more time that he needs to get it done.

Did you tell him that? I think that would make Kirk feel better.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Lol - KF won’t have an OC in place by the time spring ball starts

Whatsoever will they do? Let the kid captains call the plays for the scrimmage?

 

[Pinehawk]

Maybe they decided to make Goetz the AD now, because they need her to feel the authority to tell Ferentz to get this done, or to insert herself more in the process if needed.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

They play Madden. I bet they’d be fine.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Greg Davis was announced late February IIRC

 

[Fair and Balanced]

I don't believe I have ever done that, sir. But your inflation of self-worth is still nice and high I see. I could give two shits what you do, retard.

You will lose this battle, and badly.

 

[Harlan]

Only rivaled by the 'but I was only joking' escape hatch.

HAGD,L

 

[Harlan]

You will lose this battle, and badly.

And I’m here for it

 

[The Full Monte]

KF did this to us.

It’s nice to see you finally placing the blame where it belongs. Proud of you

 

[L. Wade Childress]

I’ll be honest, I no longer give a fuck who we hire. Take as long as you want at this point.

 

[CamelTones]

Greg Davis was announced late February IIRC

That’s because the traditional signing day used to be early February and Kirk made O’Keefe stay until signing day to help with recruiting (to land Beathard). Therefore there wasn’t an opening until early February.

 

[Shawneemicks]

I just want to know who to hate.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

I just want to know who to hate.

your mom.

 

[Revolver]

JFC, guys. Log on. Several new pages and no additional retard alerts.

 

[Shawneemicks]

your mom.

Seems weird

 

[WestMifflin]

In the last 8 days:

*Saban retired
*Alabama hired Washington's coach
*Washington hired Arizona's coach
*Arizona hired San Jose State's coach

And still no Iowa OC.

 

[nikolausp]

Beth named the new AD!

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Wood

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

In the last 8 days:

*Saban retired
*Alabama hired Washington's coach
*Washington hired Arizona's coach
*Arizona hired San Jose State's coach

And still no Iowa OC.

Seems like it's more important to quickly fill the head coaching position so you can then hire coordinators on down.

 

[CleteyColgate]

I’ll be honest, I no longer give a fuck who we hire. Take as long as you want at this point.

They will.

 

[BBK]

BIG BALLS BETH!

 

[HiG 2.0]

BIG BALLS BETH!

CLANGERS!

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Beth appears to maintain a Twitter account which automatically puts her behind Garta in my book

 

[CleteyColgate]

BIG BALLS BETH!

No man to protect her.

 

[cloudhawk]

Greg Davis was announced late February IIRC

I'd prefer to not repeat this both in timing and result.

 

[Gushawk]

A couple names I’ve heard today not via the internet

Ryan Mahaffey - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

Klint Kubiak

an nfl coach for a currently alive team would be the most positive possible explanation for this still inexcusable retardation

 

[SuperHans]

A couple names I’ve heard today not via the internet

Ryan Mahaffey - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

Klint Kubiak

an nfl coach for a currently alive team would be the most positive possible explanation for this still inexcusable retardation

Kubiak is a popular name for NFL jobs. I can’t see him dropping down to Iowa.

 

[thrawn]

This is not what I imagined a Grinnell native/UNI fullback “Ryan Mahaffey” to look like

Ryan Mahaffey

 

[26.2]

A couple names I’ve heard today not via the internet

Ryan Mahaffey - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

Klint Kubiak

an nfl coach for a currently alive team would be the most positive possible explanation for this still inexcusable retardation

Won't be Kubiak.

 

[Harlan]

Won't be Kubiak.

lol nope