New OC

[26.2]

That's just the loads of Delta Beta Phi flowing out of his anus.

Wanna bet???

 

[L. Wade Childress]

We just started Spencer Petras for three straight years and somehow watched Deacon Hill become unbenchable. Totally “overreacting.”

I will be honest, I was 100% confident that we could not have worse quarterback play than what Spencer Petras brought us.

 

[Hawkmi]

I will be honest, I was 100% confident that we could not have worse quarterback play than what Spencer Petras brought us.

 

[The Full Monte]

I will be honest, I was 100% confident that we could not have worse quarterback play than what Spencer Petras brought us.

I uttered the phrase “there is no possible way another QB could be WORSE” no less than 1000 times during the Petras years

 

[The Tin Man]

 

[winmac]

 

[MikeyJoe]

I will be honest, I was 100% confident that we could not have worse quarterback play than what Spencer Petras brought us.

It's mind bottling. It bottles the mind.

 

[BBK]

It's mind bottling. It bottles the mind.

If anyone had told me that, I'd have told them it's a bald faced lie

 

[coff]

I
There I was last football season, hanging out in the IC ped mall Friday before game day with some buddies, when this drunk beanpole queerbait rolls out of It's Brothers! with an "I'm from Austin Texas!" t shirt on that was basically green due to all the spilled swamp waters, and maybe a few drops of dried cum in the mix too. Anyway, this dude stumbles over all bowlegged and tries to kiss me and I floored his ass with one right hook. 4-0.

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that this incident, if it happened, does not qualify as a "fistfight".

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that this incident, if it happened, does not qualify as a "fistfight".

Dude

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[Alan Lomax]

It's mind bottling. It bottles the mind.

Then while watching I probably drink that bottle.

 

[26.2]

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that this incident, if it happened, does not qualify as a "fistfight".

Pretty sure the guy that I delivered that L to still posts here. He can verify.

 

[Fair and Balanced]

I will be honest, I was 100% confident that we could not have worse quarterback play than what Spencer Petras brought us.

Bacon sucks but at least he’s not a giant pussy.

 

[coff]

Pretty sure the guy that I delivered that L to still posts here. He can verify.

Maybe, but sucker punching a drunk is still not a fistfight.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Bacon sucks

 

[snips]

sucker punching a drunk is still not a fistfight

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Sounds like they have their guy and they are finalizing the deal

 

[Hawk&Balls]

 

[Fair and Balanced]

Sounds like they have their guy and they are finalizing the deal

Great news as you’ve been spot on throughout this process.

 

[The Dad]

Great news as you’ve been spot on throughout this process.

Exactly. That post has been lit the fuck up and reported.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Exactly. That post has been lit the fuck up and reported.

The good news is that it is someone I’ve already mentioned in this thread

 

[KitKatApples]

That someone? You guessed it, Frank Stallone

 

[HerkyHopeful]

The good news is that it is someone I’ve already mentioned in this thread

The bad news is the names you've dropped that haven't already declined the job or taken other jobs, blow.

 

[brantshawks]

The good news is that it is someone I’ve already mentioned in this thread

And Alex Jones predicted 9/11.

 

[WizardHawk]

Sounds like they have their guy and they are finalizing the deal

Steve Ferentz?

 

[rodg12]

Lots of Kevin Johns talk on Twitter

 

[HerkyHopeful]

It's Johns

 

[HerkyHopeful]

Likely already mentioned but I dgaf, but I'm surprised Johns would be interested after he watched Iowa shit all over themselves in person against Tennessee

 

[Harlan]

Sounds like they have their guy and they are finalizing the deal

You have 24 hours.

 

[Talkin' Goat]

Johns would be much better than my very tempered expectations.

 

[CleteyColgate]

Sounds like they have their guy and they are finalizing the deal

You have 24 hours.

I'm sure Kirk is doing that

 

[Uli Kunkel]

Imagine the potential resume-builder, "I turned around Kirk’s son, Brian Ferentz's offense with a cripple and a center at the QB position."

 

[The Dad]

Johns would be much better than my very tempered expectations.

Does he have an @uiowa.edu email account yet?

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Johns dont use emails, they use burners

 

[Wanderer]

Does he have an @uiowa.edu email account yet?

Why- you gonna tell him not to do it for the good of his career?

 

[HiawathaHawk]

Don’t know how many of these years he was play caller but…

 

[HiawathaHawk]

 

[rodg12]

Duke was still a good offense after Leonard went down last year using shit talent.

Don’t know how many of these years he was play caller but…

Great thread.

 

[CamelTones]

John’s is probably the best candidate for Iowa in that he seems to adapt to the roster he’s dealt. That’s something Brian was atrocious at.

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

I am excited for the prospect of getting to solid on offense, and keeping Phil on defense. LFG

 

[Shawneemicks]

I’m a little less angry

 

[cloudhawk]

Decent track record at places not as good as the resources Iowa has

Not old as fuck

Ok, let's roll

 

[hawkeyealum]

Reading up on him a little bit more I would be fine with this hire. There’s certainly nothing that jumps out as atrocious

 

[Talkin' Goat]

Not atrocious is all we are looking for. It’s been awhile.

 

[Hawkstrat]

Ultimately this doesn't matter, but just listening to a few interviews, he doesn't seem like a dumb meathead either.

 

[Verbal]

Pros: not completely atrocious.
Cons: will be working for Kurt.

 

[Harlan]

But Kurt is sabotaging the program!

 

[The Tin Man]

 

[tallperson54]

This would be about as good of a hire as anyone could realistically expect.

Now, more fist fight talk plz.