**Official 2020 Iowa Hawkeye Football Offseason Thread**

[The Incredible Hawk]

STOP FUCKING SAYING THAT IS ME.

Well stop tweeting then.

 

[douglasbader]

Well stop tweeting then.

I don't and I'm not.

 

[douglasbader]

I'm flattered though.

 

[BBK]

Douglasjader

 

[Creed]

douglasbader
Jade_DFW

 

[Monster]

I'm flattered though.

You don't act flattered.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Who is Iowa football interim head strength and conditioning director Raimond Braithwaite?

Raimond Braithwaite, University of Iowa football's interim director of its strength and conditioning program, has spent his career behind the …

www.thegazette.com

 

[Monster]

Bovert is fattered.

 

[douglasbader]

You don't act flattered.

Bend over and I'll show you flattered.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Flattered is sticking your penus in another man?

 

[KitKatApples]

Hey it is 2020

 

[HerkyHopeful]

 

[Orestes]

I like the cut of this Miguel Torres’s jib.

 

[castichawk24]

Miguel Torres = @douglasbader

 

[thrawn]

Doug has been a person of color all this time without mentioning it? Real bootstrapper IMO.

 

[brantshawks]

Watson!

 

[douglasbader]

Watson!

I never put 2+2 together and realized that Loog got Mark Watson from Soul Man. Lolz.

 

[Monster]

Doug has been a person of color all this time without mentioning it? Real bootstrapper IMO.

Nah, ol Dougie is a white boy. And what kind of dickhead would say he's a person of color when he really isn't?

 

[Lefty]

Good grief.

 

[brantshawks]

Jock sniffing poor.

 

[HawkLax6]

 

[BBK]

Of course he's fat.

 

[nolookpass]

Has it come out yet who was driving the jet ski?

 

[Truant]

So dumb

Yes...yes you are. Admitting it is the first step. Good for you.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Has it come out yet who was driving the jet ski?

I thought I read in a report that it was Cole

 

[Hawk4Life94]

How much attention does this guy need?

 

[BngHawk]

Lol

 

[thrawn]

I was quite indifferent Howe until this month, but holy shit he sucks.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

You know he is going to end up the victim here

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

I was quite indifferent Howe until this month, but holy shit he sucks.

He wants to be able to shit whatever comes out of his brain all over the internet, but is offended by the same directed at him.

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

Jaded really is Doug’s finest hour.

 

[Grape Ape]

Jaded really is Doug’s finest hour.

We want him on that wall. We need him on that wall.

 

[KitKatApples]

I like the people defending him the most. As if he Uncovered some massive underground racist culture at Iowa. He still hasn’t done anything but expose the thoughts and feelings of disgruntled quitters and is still desperately trying to land something big enough to justify his actions. He didn’t even report anything. The players tweeted out in public view.

 

[The Full Monte]

It’s simply stunning to me that he is trying to play the hero here. As if, as mentioned above, he broke this whole “case.”

this dipshit literally had one fucking job: cover Iowa athletics. And in over 20 fucking years of having one damn job....he was totally clueless ANY of this was going on. Now he’s glommed on like a fucking parasite to public info, here to play White Savior.

I often think the clear indicator of a truly low IQ individual is doing something so intensely stupid and public as this and thinking they’ll get away with it like nobody knows what they’re doing.

this dumb bastard’s career is basically a story from Reddit

 

[brantshawks]

It’s simply stunning to me that he is trying to play the hero here. As if, as mentioned above, he broke this whole “case.”

this dipshit literally had one fucking job: cover Iowa athletics. And in over 20 fucking years of having one damn job....he was totally clueless ANY of this was going on. Now he’s glommed on like a fucking parasite to public info, here to play White Savior.

I often think the clear indicator of a truly low IQ individual is doing something so intensely stupid and public as this and thinking they’ll get away with it like nobody knows what they’re doing.

this dumb bastard’s career is basically a story from Reddit

But with less sex.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

But with less sex.

Hey

 

[Bob Sanders]

According to a poster on HR, Iowa is adding a 6’4” 255 lb grad transfer DE from NIU. Matt Lorbeck. He had 12 TFLs, 5.5 sacks and 4 forced fumbles over the last 2 years.

 

[Matt]

 

[gable_guy]

Vox’d

 

[Renegade_ofFunk]

Vox’d

Lol at Morehouse and the cheap shots. What a bunch of scorned little bitches the Iowa sports media are. If him and Howe keep it up, they may have to try to get a job at a place like Vox so I guess I understand the motivation.

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

Horehouse

 

[Greg Obrecht]

I spoke with Marc Morehouse, a University of Iowa beat writer for the Gazette in Cedar Rapids, Iowa, who told me that at the school, “This culture has always been borderline bully, fully military and aggressive against black culture.”

Sounds like an enabler to me.

 

[nolookpass]

Morehouse an iowa or uni grad?

 

[HerkyHopeful]

Has anyone called out Marc on this shit? I'm sure he'll be on Twitter around noon after he sleeps off his hangover

 

[cloudhawk]

Next, the beat reporters will be talking about how they felt they had to walk on eggshells around the facility due to all the systemic racism.

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

Has anyone called out Marc on this shit? I'm sure he'll be on Twitter around noon after he sleeps off his hangover

He probably thought he was just talking to the guy. Some of those read like they were pretty informal statements.

 

[Herky823]

He probably thought he was just talking to the guy. Some of those read like they were pretty informal statements.

No way. Maybe if he worked in another sector but he's in media (sorta) for god's sake. You'd have to be a special kind of idiot to not choose your words carefully when you get called by a reporter from a national media outlet who you don't know.

“He’s been building a grandpa image with the help of a public relations firm,” he said. “You miss shit like your strength coach telling kids to go back to the ghetto.”

This is some bridge burning shit. That's pretty scathing, imo, considering it was coming from a media member and not someone who didn't know what they were doing.

 

[nolookpass]

Wow. MM must be in on the theory that Jade is an Iowa coach or someone in the AD.

 

[CurdMan]

No way. Maybe if he worked in another sector but he's in media (sorta) for god's sake. You'd have to be a special kind of idiot to choose your words carefully when you get called by a reporter from a national media outlet who you don't know.

“He’s been building a grandpa image with the help of a public relations firm,” he said. “You miss shit like your strength coach telling kids to go back to the ghetto.”

Imo this is some bridge burning shit. That's pretty scathing, imo, considering it was coming from a media member and not someone who didn't know what they were doing.

He is also close enough to this story to know that “ghetto” wasn’t said

 

[Herky823]

We joke about how much these guys seem to hate their jobs and resent what they get paid, but maybe that's what it boils down to. It's easy to risk it all when you have nothing to lose.