**Official 2020 Iowa Hawkeye Football Offseason Thread**

[Jimmie Dimmick]

The music at Kinnick has gotten better except that fucking wave song

Burrito lift and Smile cam first

 

[hawkchick79]

Burrito lift and Smile cam first

Don't you know pump it up you got to pump it up

 

[Greg Obrecht]

Boy, I'm far from the authority on rap...but what little I've listened to uses the n-word constantly & talks quite affirmatively about sexual assault, if not rape.

You’re listening to the wrong stuff

 

[KitKatApples]

Don't you know pump it up you got to pump it up

2 DAY BAN

 

[Hawk4Life94]

You’re listening to the wrong stuff

Greg has his finger on the pulse of rap music.

Just fucks with it.

 

[hawkchick79]

2 DAY BAN

Put a smile on your face
Whatcha gonna do, say, whatcha gonna do

 

[KitKatApples]

I am not in a safe space right now

 

[Greg Obrecht]

Greg has his finger on the pulse of rap music.

Just fucks with it.

 

[Jimmie Dimmick]

Dammit

 

[Hawkstrat]

Cheesy promotional stuff isn't going anywhere, and would be replaced with equally annoying shit.

That being said, just embrace the burrito lift, it is who we are.

 

[Uff Da]

The burrito lift is great. The music in Kinnick is pretty solid these days. It is a fun game experience

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

The music at Kinnick has gotten better except that fucking wave song

That song is 17 years old. Why do hate it now?

 

[Hawk&Balls]

That song is 17 years old. Why do hate it now?

I bet I know why hounded hates it

 

[douglasbader]

I bet I know why hounded hates it

He loved it 3 years ago!!!!!!!!!

 

[FatNTired]

The students love Mr. Brightside because it’s vintage enough to be cool. And, at 30, I’m going to celebrate still knowing a cool song the student section loves until it’s something I don’t know.

 

[Jimmie Dimmick]

The students love Mr. Brightside because it’s vintage enough to be cool. And, at 30, I’m going to celebrate still knowing a cool song the student section loves until it’s something I don’t know.

Don’t worry. The HMB will trot out Thriller ad nauseum

 

[FatNTired]

Don’t worry. The HMB will trot out Thriller ad nauseum

Thriller is still edgy. Let’s not forget the Legends of Motown or Led Zepplin.

 

[Revolver]

That song is 17 years old. Why do hate it now?

The Burrito Lift Song > The Wave Song.

 

[newsbreaker]

Bro country certainly can.

I totally agree. I left country radio 13 years ago next month, and haven’t listened to a second of that shit since.

That said, I started in country in 97. The old timers bitched about these kids and their pop country. You know, Alan Jackson, Tim McGraw, Joe Diffe, etc. The guys we now think of as straight out of country music central casting.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Why bring that d list musician out to kinnick for a live concert too? Song sucks

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Should switch it out for this in the name of systemic racism

 

[Gushawk]

Why bring that d list musician out to kinnick for a live concert too? Song sucks

Atonement is warranted

 

[Stu Beagle]

I do miss ‘start me up’ for kickoff

 

[Lefty]

Once Dalles Jacobus graduates it will probably be replaced with his song.

 

[Stu Beagle]

That song is 17 years old. Why do hate it now?

Really? I never heard it until they started it during the wave

 

[douglasbader]

Can you guys shut the fuck up?

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Doug is riding the red wave again

 

[Jimmie Dimmick]

I do miss ‘start me up’ for kickoff

Every football team in the country.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

I have no idea why, but pat green is supposedly kirks favorite artist

 

[JR Hawks]

The extreme whiteness of Pat Green hasn't gone unnoticed. Hearing that a hip hop song with a wave motion, likely Hip Hop Hooray, will be added to the mix.

 

[douglasbader]

The extreme whiteness of Pat Green hasn't gone unnoticed. Hearing that a hip hop song with a wave motion, likely Hip Hop Hooray, will be added to the mix.

You're a fucking retard and that actually now is the dumbest, whitest thing said in this thread.

 

[KitKatApples]

You're a fucking retard and that actually now is the dumbest, whitest thing said in this thread.

I wanted to think of something worse just to piss you off but I got fuckin nothing to top that

 

[Monster]

It would be awesome if Kinnick started playing The Humpty Dance and we could all stand up and do the humpty right there by our seats.

 

[Hawkstrat]

Heeeeey Macarena

 

[thrawn]

Africa by Toto but the Karl Wolf version

 

[Gushawk]

Karl’s effort must have been unauthorized

 

[Fair and Balanced]

Lulz. I would have answered you if someone had asked me, "Which poster is likely to miss the point of your post in the most simplistic way possible?"

This x 1,000,000. You just knew what was coming and who it was coming from.

 

[Stomper15]

This x 1,000,000. You just knew what was coming and who it was coming from.

just keeps outing himself over and over.

 

[Soda Popinski]

Howe tweeted out a statement from Akrum this morning that included Broderick's cell phone number it. What a faggot.

 

[Wanderer]

Fuck him. Hopefully, the phone number shot gets him in enough trouble he goes away.

Oh, and fuck Chris White also.

 

[douglasbader]

What in the world are those texts supposed to show? The statement he gave is also just full of bullshit and whining.

His mom has really done quite the bang up job on fucking up his life.

 

[ClintWalker]

Rob Howe's career dissipation light just went into high gear. That's assuming he ever had a career. Akrum Wadley...what is he doing with his career now that he's done playing football?

 

[Monster]

Those texts seem to show a guy whining to a couple coaches who seem to be trying to remain supportive but not affirming.

 

[fossilhawk]

I like how he cites Reggie Spearman, who was so obviously terrible that fucking UNI repeatedly targeted him on pass plays in '14, as an example of coaches targeting black players.

I loved Akrum's play at Iowa, and it's too bad he's turned into a whiny enabled punk. Doesn't mean he should be getting any airtime over this crap.

 

[Jimmie Dimmick]

Sounds like he really hated it at Iowa, so makes total sense that they asked for a scholly for lil bro

 

[douglasbader]

I like how he cites Reggie Spearman, who was so obviously terrible that fucking UNI repeatedly targeted him on pass plays in '14, as an example of coaches targeting black players.

I loved Akrum's play at Iowa, and it's too bad he's turned into a whiny enabled punk. Doesn't mean he should be getting any airtime over this crap.

He's DJK Jr., right down to the whining about Kirk blackballing him from the NFL and not following through with fans and stealing their money.

 

[douglasbader]

Sounds like he really hated it at Iowa, so makes total sense that they asked for a scholly for lil bro

Not only that, but he has gleefuly returned to Iowa City many times and talked lovingly about the program.

This is all his mom being a nightmare and thinking they will be able to get paid.

 

[FranklinHawk]

"Attempted to leave"

LMAO

 

[Stu Beagle]

At least it’s being played out over Facebook so it’s being mostly ignored

 

[sergeanthulka]

It was like deja vu all over again...